Fuck Dook Rant

[indyfrisco]

First of all, fuck Dook.

Was at the game last night, and these two dickweed Duke fans were in front of us. They decide they want to stand the entire fucking game. I was nice to them at first. People started to yell at them to sit down. They were literally the ONLY people standing as far down as I could see many times. Of course people stand and cheer when something exciting happens, but these douchebags were standing the whole fucking time. Fuck Dook.

So, of course, sitting directly behind them, I had to stand too. People were yelling to sit down. I was like, hey, it's these guys. If I sit, I can't see anything but their fat asses. I offered the dickheads $50 apiece to sit the fuck down and shut up. They said they would not shut up. I said fine, $50 apiece to just sit so everyone can see. I had to remind them 3 times there was some old people right behind us that could not stand the whole time. He declined my offer. Fistfuck Dook.

Now, I think these guys have every right to stand the whole time. They paid for their ticket. However, things were getting chippy. At halftime, the cocksucker probably go to blow each other in the bathroom. Security comes down while they are gone and says to everyone that whoever is standing the whole time needs to sit down. If they come back down again and someone is standing, they are gone. Some other Duke fan starts giving the rent-a-cops shit. Rent-a-cop and Dookie fan are screaming in each other's faces. Rent-a-cop finally takes off and we are like what the fuck? Buttfuck Dook in the mouth.

Ok, so douchebags return. I tell the guy that security came down and said they would kick whoever is standing the whole time out. He laughed at me and said, "I'd like to see them try". He then proceeds to tell me I'm poor white trash and my Indiana education isn't worth shit and he would wipe his ass with my $50 bills. I just smile at him and say, "I'm doing ok, Dookie. Make your time. You will be ot of here soon." Some little Dookie bitch with a nose that Toucan Sam would laugh at starts bitching at me for telling these guys to sit down. Asks me if I've ever been to Cameron. I've had enough at this point and said "Listen cunt, I'm not talking to you. Shut the fuck up. I'm talking to these assholes. You not in fucking Cameron." Her little boyfriend says "Hey!" I say "Shut the fuck up carrot top, not talking to you either." With that, I sat down and waited. Fuck Dook with a horse cock.

The game resumes. Almost on queue, not 30 seconds after our little conversation, security comes down on both sides of the ailse, points at the douchenozzles standing up and says, "You two. Out of here." This is where it gets funny. Both rimjobbers immediately sit down and act like nothing has happened. One sips on his Coke. The other munches on popcorn. Security starts yelling at them to get out again. Nothing. Then, security starts coming down the aisle to physically remove these assholes. One guard grabs guys arm and he starts wailing, "I'm suing you! You're assaulting me! You are all my witnesses!" Oh fuck we were all laughing. Rack whoever tattled on these fucksticks, though. Fuck Dook with Red Rover's cock.

I've always rooted against Dook simply because ESPN sucks their balls so much. Never really hated Dook though. These fans so so fucking arrogant, though. I mean seriously, old man and lady sitting behind you and you stand the whole time? They weren't even Butler fans. They were dressed in West Virginia gear. As an Aggie fan, like I said before, I'm fine with them standing the whole time. Aggies do that all the time. However, if I'm not in the A&M fan section where everyone is doing it, I sit and stand as the action directs. Fuck Dook. Fuck'em all to hell.

[MuchoBulls]

Nice story.

Yes, fuck Duke!!

[Moving Sale]

Almost on queue, not 30 seconds after our little conversation, security comes down on both sides of the ailse, points at the douchenozzles standing up and says, "You two. Out of here."

So dudes were never warned but were kicked out for standing during a championship game? I call bullshit.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Was at the game last night, and these two dickweed Duke fans were in front of us. They decide they want to stand the entire fucking game. I was nice to them at first. People started to yell at them to sit down. They were literally the ONLY people standing as far down as I could see many times. Of course people stand and cheer when something exciting happens, but these douchebags were standing the whole fucking time. Fuck Dook.

Duke students or fans?

Not sure about Duke, but I know ND's student body stands (or at least used to) at every football game and at every big basketball game. For the whole game.

My junior year, the NCAA tourney 1st and 2nd rounds came to ND, and of course, we stood for the ND game. Pissed off a lot of the other people there.

[PSUFAN]

If the buzzer shot had gone down, it might have been the best title game ever.

Not a fan of Duque, but they definitely earned this one.

[indyfrisco]

Duke students or fans?

Not sure about Duke, but I know ND's student body stands (or at least used to) at every football game and at every big basketball game. For the whole game.

My junior year, the NCAA tourney 1st and 2nd rounds came to ND, and of course, we stood for the ND game. Pissed off a lot of the other people there.

They were fans. Too old to be students. The little mouthy hook-nosed cunt was a student I'm sure, at least college age.

A&M fans stand the whole game too in football and basketball, at least the students do. And if I was at an A&M game in College Station, I would do the same thing. What I would not do is stand the whole time in a sea of people sitting to watch the game. It's fucking rude, and you're not on your home court. When in Rome...

Like I said, I was nice to them at first. As the game went on and they go mouthier and their arrogance multiplied, I was glad to see them ushered out.