A man named Muhammad

[trev]

Just tried to light a fire on a plane.

So far, it's all just a misunderstanding.

[Tom In VA]

Probably trying to light a fart to see if it was any different in a pressurized cabin.

Not the greatest idea, but all in the name of science, I'm sure.

[Mikey]

I think you're mistaken.

He was trying to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

[Dr_Phibes]

A Qatari diplomat trying to sneak a smoke in an airplane bathroom sparked a bomb scare Wednesday night

[..]

Two law enforcement officials said investigators were told the man was asked about the smell of smoke in the bathroom and he made a joke that he had been trying to light his shoes

RACK his timing. Penis bomber eat your heart out errr does this mean Al Queda in Turkish tobacco gets it next ?

[PSUFAN]

So far, it's all just a misunderstanding.

Apparently so.

[Wolfman]

Yeah---these signs are so confusing.