with the neighbor's daughter, near the crib

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:32 pm

Raychel Coudriet, now 22

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:43 pm

"I feel extremely violated by what you did to me!"

- Coudriet

"Sorry about that,"

-Tiger

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:50 pm

No shit, gotta RACK that blast.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:58 pm

The guy left no stone unturned.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Idiot.

Well, she is a Bama grad.

:D

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:10 pm

Lessee here, Sam...

1-Mudshark? Check.

2-Overly tweezed Tammy Faye 'brows? Check.

3-Borderline FAT?! Check.

4-Jennifer Aniston wannabe 'do with ridiculous blonde streaks? Check.

5-Spoiled debutante? Check.

6-Adulterer...as long as the guy is rich? Check.

7-Idiotic attention whore? Check.

Yep, she'll be riding Saban Cock while rimming Heisman Bung before you finish reading this sentence.

:)

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:23 pm

BSmack wrote:"I feel extremely violated by what you did to me!"

- Coudriet

"Sorry about that,"

-Tiger

That is pretty funny

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:28 pm

gotta get a kick out of mistresses that go to the "that bastard cheated on me" card.

uhhh, no honey, he did not cheat on you. he cheated WITH you. ergo, motherfukker IS a cheater by default. you are just one of many whores. elin is the only one hear that should be the least bit pissed, but, a few hundred million bucks can smoove over a whole buncha pissed.

what i don't understand is WTF possessed this broad to call him out publicly? does she think for one instant she will look like anything other than yet another tiger whore? i assume this broad is from a rich family since she is (was) a neighbor. i get the other whores being motivated by $$$$$ along with maybe just a smidge of good old fashioned rotten bitchness. that ought not be the case here.

chicks in general just ain't too bright, is they? SEC chicks, doubly so.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:29 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Van wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Idiot.
Well, she is a Bama grad.

:D
Dammit. I'm makin' it too easy...

Does she work at Wal Mart?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:42 pm

you'd think that cablasian mofo would celebrate diversity just a little. surely there has to be at least one black or asian chick he has laid the tiger wood to?

looked through his whore lineup on that link. not a fukken one. and there were a few that were like, meh.

goddamn racist fukker!!!

anyone see the south park episode last night about "sexual addiction"? pretty fukking brilliantr and spot on per usualm for the SP gang.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:49 pm

Yep, the Tiger Woods episode of SP was one of the best in years. The bits where Cartman and Stan were playing Tiger Words Golf on X-box, and Cartman was complimenting Stan on his effective use of the game controls in having Elin smash Tiger with the 9 iron, that was pretty sweet. That episode was right up there with the one that drilled Disney, when Mickey Mouse was running around acting like mvscal, and they skewered the whole Christian message/stay a virgin until marriage appeal of those gay Jonas Brothers.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:53 pm

i liked the whole 'it must be a space alien in independence hall causing all the sex addiction' bit.

"we have a turd in the punch bowl"

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:58 pm

haven't seen the facebook one. that should be good.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:43 pm

smackaholic wrote:haven't seen the facebook one. that should be good.

It was $$$$$

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:22 pm

Thick white girl with a nose ring...

Yep Tiger definitely has some black in him

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:03 pm

So is his wife frigid,or what? She's far hotter than alla these...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:10 pm

The story says they met when she was 14...and the affair started "soon after"...?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:49 pm

Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:37 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.

What?!?

Maybe the gayest thing ever uttered around here....a bold statement given the scope of the competition.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:44 pm

What's the problem, Screwball? She doesn't have big enough balls for your tastes?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:What's the problem, Screwball? She doesn't have big enough balls for your tastes?

Forget the jizzmops...I'm gonna need a whole fleet of hazmat trucks and some high-pressure hoses...

:-o

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:01 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.
What?!?

Maybe the gayest thing ever uttered around here....a bold statement given the scope of the competition.

What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.

Go stick your head in a vice, fuckstick. Same for Gobbles.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:03 pm

Screwey, I'd yank the power cable on my modem for a few days if I were you.

Friendly advice.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:23 pm

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:30 pm

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:49 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot?

Like these?

Good luck winning this argument.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:13 pm

BSmack wrote:

Unimpressive. Of course she looks good in the second photo. I could care less about winning an argument with any of you pindick fucks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:20 pm

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:08 pm

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:27 pm

Nice one mgo

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:48 pm

Martyred wrote:Screwey, I'd yank the power cable on my modem for a few days if I were you.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:49 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.

Plus her grandfather was a seething fascist who was instrumental in supplying raw materials to the vile Nazi race state during WW2. He was one of Prescott Bush's closest allies. I don't blame Tiger one bit. It must have been h-h-h-h...ard for him to see the racial hatred blazing from Elin's eyes everytime she glared at him.

--LikesToSuck TRaNnies 2

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:13 pm

mvscal wrote: Plus her grandfather was a seething fascist who was instrumental in supplying raw materials to the vile Nazi race state during WW2. He was one of Prescott Bush's closest allies. I don't blame Tiger one bit. It must have been h-h-h-h...ard for him to see the racial hatred blazing from Elin's eyes everytime she glared at him.

--LikesToSuck TRaNnies 2

I'm sure you're licking the Zionist spittle from your Chenron encrusted Bush-whacker, Avi.
The stench of racist, apartheid-like mass murder suits you like a Northrop-Grumman delivered phallic Republi-MOAB.

LoveTurningGay Tricks2

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:24 pm

PSUFAN wrote:

this really does say it best.

punch out, turd. not that you don't invite a smack avalanche hit you on pretty much every post you make, but, you've really outdone yourself this time.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:00 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:What's your fucking point?

Seems to me that you're the only one who missed it.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:00 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.

umm compared to every single skank he fucked
Elin IS a Golden Goddess!

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.

Were you discussing this topic with your homies before or after Toddowen drove through your White Party?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:01 pm

missjo wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.
umm compared to every single skank he fucked
Elin IS a Golden Goddess!

That's my whole point. Look at Tiger's taste in fucking women. What makes you think Elin is any better? Christ. Even Tom Brady doesn't settle for Perkins waitresses and neighborhood 15 year olds. Christ almighty.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:05 pm

Maybe a body-builder White Partygoer has overpowered Screw_Michigan and taken control of his nick. Do you need help, man? Burp semen twice for yes.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:11 pm

The argument of Tiger not exactly "trading up" when he went out whorin' isn't really going to change the fact that you sound like a rainbow farting cock monkey in this thread.

'Sayin.