Tactical Nuclear Penguin - 32%BV Beer

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I think I'd rather has a glass of Aqua Velva if I wanted 35% alcohol.
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Sounds like you already has.
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Nice to know you actually can read. Now for your next test.
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88 wrote:http://www.brewdog.com/tactical_nuclear_penguin.php

I'm guessing this tastes like carbonated varnish. Good video.
I doubt it's even very carbonated. Sounds more like a Jackass stunt than a beer. I had a Sam Adams Triple bock (17.5%) many years ago and it did not even vaguely resemble beer.
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Take a glass of your favorite beer, and add grain alcohol until you reach 32% ABV (math required).

You now have the same thing, since that's how they obviously made that gimmick.
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Actually, dins, what you describe might actually be better as it would still have a fair bit of moisture in it. What these knucklheads have done is just dehydrate the fukk out of it. I think the jackass stunt is actually a pretty good description. I would like to try the shit, just out of curiosity though.
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mvscal wrote:
88 wrote:http://www.brewdog.com/tactical_nuclear_penguin.php

I'm guessing this tastes like carbonated varnish. Good video.
I doubt it's even very carbonated. Sounds more like a Jackass stunt than a beer. I had a Sam Adams Triple bock (17.5%) many years ago and it did not even vaguely resemble beer.
I'd be willing to bet that this muck is about as carbonated as pancake syrup. Probably a bit thicker than syrup. More like honey.
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