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Please, cast your vote now! Explanations, of course, are most welcome.

I don't even have a rivalry with Mikey.
He's just lashing out because he knows his days above ground are short and he is mentally ill, as evidenced by hit eternally shit threads.

Seriously, death would be kind.

Is it bad that I haven't paid enough attention to notice these heated rivalries?

none of the above.

van-TiVO is my favorite.

screw-goobs is pretty good, but, possibly a little over exposed. i think they got some sort of auto detect software running on thie PCs to tell when the other posts as there is generally a reply within 3 minutes.

why exactly do they bother with one another, btw? most of the board spats seem to be rooted in political differences, but they both seem dem leaning, screw is prolly a little more left.

but then marty and mikey are both card carrying commie pinkos too. so much for the idea that it's political.

hey em spooo, what's the origin of that dumb looking teared up smiley avatard? got kind of a gook feel to it. not sure why, but, it just strikes me that way.

It can't be considered a rivalry when I'm kicking Gobbles' ass on a daily basis.

Screw_Michigan wrote:It can't be considered a rivalry when I'm kicking Gobbles' ass on a daily basis.

nah, ass kickin' or not, it's still a rivalry as long as you both keep answering the bell. van absolutely ruins TiVO, but, it's a rivalry none the less.

I was going to suggest these guys and bbs anonymity:

smackaholic wrote:van-TiVO is my favorite.

Figures, since you're an idiot. Van wipes TVO like a doormat. It's not even a contest.

Now if you had said Van vs. Mclub, you might have a point.

The rivalry I'd really like to see is R-Jack vs. ucant. That would be epic.

other interesting scenarios:

Sudden SECBSH Sam vs. objectivity

poptart vs. the stock market

KC Scott vs. wireless networks in strange motels

Van vs. pron

War Wagon wrote:Van vs. pron

How is a winner even determined there?

:)

I used to like the mvscal vs TVO battles, but ever since TVO began his nonstop spamming I'd go with mvscal vs Nick.

I don't even get the Goobs vs S_M deal. It seems to be about college hockey, so it's clearly fake.

Martyred wrote:I don't even have a rivalry with Mikey.
He's just lashing out because he knows his days above ground are short and he is mentally ill

WTF? He's the old one and I'm we're the crazy one. Get it right, fuckface.

I don't have a rivalry with Screwball. He runs around nipping at my heels and then claiming he's run me. I always assumed it was just penis envy.

Edit to add: biggest board rivalry is Stanley Q. Pickle vs heterosexuality

PSUFAN vs. Mr. Whipple.

Otis vs. dignity.

OCmike vs. OCmike.

it's a tough call, but I'm taking ucant and the points.

My pick: wags vs the global marketplace

Gobbler is an ankle-biting fuckwit who's finest board days came during the lengthy stretch of time in which he was absent.

Scroll wheel wipe out

Screw_Michigan is a credible, albeit somewhat simplistic, poster.

This is not a compelling rivaly of any significance.


The biggest board rivalry: entertaining v. 80% of you.

Rivalry?

I've got no rivalry with Marty. He tries to bait me. I do my best to ignore him. Sometimes I slip.

poptard,

Hopefully God will forgive you for your hurtful words. And heal your bruised vagina.

Mikey wrote:Sometimes I slip.

I wish you would slip on a wet kitchen floor.
Try to break your fall with a steak knife.

TIA

Martyred wrote:

Mikey wrote:Sometimes I slip.

I wish you would slip on a wet kitchen floor.
Try to break your fall with a steak knife.

TIA

War Wagon wrote:The rivalry I'd really like to see is R-Jack vs. ucant.

He's my former Tag Team partner... no can do. What I'd like to see is R-Jack/Ucant versus MGO/TVO Part Deaux.

You're outta my league anyway, as I have gone into triple digits for my polo shirts.

Toddowen wrote:What's with tagging this thread with {Pope}?

Is a pic of him that offencesive? :?

Tarddowen defending pedophiles. Some things never change.

R-Jack wrote:You're outta my league anyway, as I have gone into triple digits for my polo shirts.

Look, you black bastard (sup TVO?), everyone knows I was paying $105 for my Polos back at the turn of the century. It's documented and shit.

Wolfman v senility took a strong early lead. Unsurprisingly, S_M v Goobs came up the rear together to tie things up.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

War Wagon wrote:The rivalry I'd really like to see is R-Jack vs. ucant.

He's my former Tag Team partner... no can do. What I'd like to see is R-Jack/Ucant versus MGO/TVO Part Deaux.

"Sup Mgo, TVO here. Hey, I'm gonna be out of town and shit. Banging some hotties and whatnot. Could you submit my post for me? Just paste YOU ARE A VAPID FUCKHOLE 437 times. Fucking cakewalk. Thanks brah."

The fecking POPE is headed to JAIL, lads: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/1 ... =fb&src=sp

PSUFAN wrote:The fecking POPE is headed to JAIL, lads: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/1 ... =fb&src=sp

Richard Dawkins?

"Joseph, name something priests do in their spare time."




"Well, Richard, I'll say........diddling little boys?...errr...covering up?....Make it diddling little boys, Richard."





"Show me..........................diddling little boys! Awesome Joseph, that's the number one answer!!"

Toddowen wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Toddowen wrote:What's with tagging this thread with {Pope}?

Is a pic of him that offencesive? :?

Tarddowen defending pedophiles. Some things never change.

You tracking me wherever I post isn't going to change either, it seems.

You post somewhere other than here, you fat, drunken pedophile?

trev's tonsils v my DNA

The Crew v Mexicans (kinda one sided, but The Crew at least pretends to squirm)

Despite the powerful DNA, my tonsils are still intact.

trev wrote:Despite the powerful DNA, my tonsils are still intact.

Niiiice.

Van wrote:I don't even get the Goobs vs S_M deal. It seems to be about college hockey, so it's clearly fake.

On a more serious note, I think that's precisely why that rivalry is as intense as it is. Both of them know the rest of us don't give a rat's ass about arguing college hockey.

Toddowen wrote:Nishlord vs. whoever dares to take him on.

I'll take that bet as I have a kryptonite pic of him on some zip drive someplace.
*****

Van wrote:I used to like the mvscal vs TVO battles, but ever since TVO began his nonstop spamming I'd go with mvscal vs Nick.

So nigg3r nigg3r nigg3r is ok with you but a retort of vapid racist fuckstain isn't? How far up his fuckhole are you?
*****

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:"Sup Mgo, TVO here. Hey, I'm gonna be out of town and shit. Banging some hotties and whatnot. Could you submit my post for me? Just paste YOU ARE A VAPID FUCKHOLE 437 times. Fucking cakewalk. Thanks brah."

Bring it assface.
*****

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:He's my former Tag Team partner... no can do. What I'd like to see is R-Jack/Ucant versus MGO/TVO Part Deaux.

You want to hook up with a pedophile? For what possible reason? Wait. Don't answer that.

Moving Fale v Ankles

Always an epic struggle.