Anti depressants and alcohol don't mix....

[Stanley Pickkkle]

I'm down on the University of Wisconsin lakefront....hot college chicks everywhere and I'm on day 3 of some prescription poison and spotted cow beer and I don't know what the fukkk is going on what right. I don't know my name...where I live....what day it is....where I live etc..etc..etc...



this is where I am now....somewhere in that mix of humanity.

One thing I do remember is that there is a place I can sleep on the square over looking the State Capital called the St Paul Episcopal church or some shite like that. Whenever I get really drunk I usually sleep there with the homeless ni.gg.ers.

[BSmack]

Maybe the best SQP post ever.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

I found a picture...this is where I sleep sometimes....outside on the steps with the homeless ni.gg.ers

[Stanley Pickkkle]

This is my view as I lay drunken on the church steps. Nice. huh?

[Screw_Michigan]

No it's not you black cock-obsessing liar. Why don't you go plant yourself on one of those homeless ni66ers.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

No it's not you black cock-obsessing liar. Why don't you go plant yourself on one of those homeless ni66ers.

One cold night in late October after a University of Wisconsin Football game I was sleeping on those same church steps with my army blanket to keep me warm. It was about bartime and people must have thought I was a homeless veteran so they were laying money at my feet as they walked by. At one point I saw a ni.gg.ers paw grab some of my money so I jumped up and two chicago ni.gg.ers were standing there with a fistful of my money.

I said "Give me my money!" and the ni.gg.er said "Wat moneys?" I grabbed the money out of his hand and said "THIS MONEY!"


I went back to the steps and the ni.gg.er gibbered as he was walking away..."I know where you sleeping mothafucka...I'm coming back and kill'in you tonight"

I threw off my army blanket and got one inch away from the ni.gg.ers face and said "KILL ME NOW, MOTHERFUKKKER!" I ended up beating the shite out of both of those mother fukkkers in self defense. It's about the third time I've beaten the fukkk out of those people in self defense in the last couple years. None of them expect a White person to stand up to them...but then again...none of them have fukkked with Stanley Pickle!

[Van]

Stanley, your idols mvscal and G Pete wouldn't allow themselves to troll live this way, so why are you?

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Stanley, your idols mvscal and G Pete wouldn't allow themselves to troll live this way, so why are you?

Van,

To be completely honest with you I had a complete nervous breakdown about 4 years ago from the tinnitus. I was at the point where I couldn't take one more second of it and I was contemplating how to kill myself. Anyhoo...during this mental breakdown I was screaming at the top of my lungs that I can't take it anymore....I broke everything within arm reach etc..etc..etc... and then all of a sudden it was as if a circuit breaker went off in my head from the overload and there was a sense of calmness. The tinnitus was still there and I was still irritated from it, but the extreme tension from it was gone. The sad part of it is that so was all my energy. I slept about 18 hours per day for the next 6 months...haven't answered my phone calls for a long time...lost all my friends, my family, my job.....I'm crazy right now. Not even close to normal.


Want to hear more?

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Edit:

Actually, my nervous breakdown was in 2003. I had a great great great job in acturial that I had to quit because of the tinnitus and major depression. I used to be so normal and so great. This is one of the most unbelieveable downfalls in the history of mankind.


Now I just bide my time and wait for the after life.

[Mikey]

The problem, Stanley, is that you're not taking enough.

Double the pills, skip the beer, down a fifth of Makers Mark and take a nap on the church steps.
You should feel much better in the morning.

[FLW Buckeye]

What's up with the pics?

Did Mtoolio move to Wisconsin?

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Dude, if you are as fucked up as you say you are, get your ass over to a VA hospital and get some help.

I'll never hear the end of this, but I already did that route and all I got was about 20 hearing tests, chats with psychologists, E-N-T specialists, etc..etc..etc...


The brunt end of it was they said there is nothing they can do to stop the tinnitus, but they can dope me up so much that I won't notice it.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Weird.

[Van]

Buy a really fast car, then take up ski jumping between weekends spent freeclimbing icy fjords. That'll take care of all your hearing issues.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

I found my way home. Tomorrow is a tea bag party at the State Capitol. If I can get out of bed I'll go protest Obongo and Communism.

Perhaps I'll take my new Nikon Fun Pics 2300 and see if I can figure out how to take a picture.

[Screw_Michigan]

Stanley, do you work?

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Stanley, do you work?

I"m on reduced hours until I am healed.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Why do you sleep with the colored bums, Stanley?

[BSmack]

To be completely honest with you I had a complete nervous breakdown about 4 years ago from the tinnitus.

So it is tinnitus that makes you a self loathing black cockaholic?

[R-Jack]

Why do you sleep with the colored bums, Stanley?

Probably the same reason all the buildings he takes pictures of are phallus shaped.

[Mikey]

Pickkkle, I'm pretty sure that "tea bag party" doesn't mean what you think it does.

[Goober McTuber]

Stanley,

Please let me know when you'll be sleeping on the Capitol steps again. I'd like to stop by and pee on you. TIA.

Goobs

PS I'll bring the Kellihers, they'd all like a shot.

[PSUFAN]

Rack these chemicals that are hitting paydirt in Schtanley's jelly-filled cranium.

[LTS TRN 2]

I'm tellin' ya, ever since the pedaphilliac Eugene Terreblanche was macheted by his sodomized black victim, the puking punk known proudly as PiKKKle has shriveled like Rusp Limpdick's brain.........not that it was ever very much..