Announcements
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:00 pm
Gang,
We, The Deciders, had a pretty lengthy meeting yesterday morning from about 10 to 10:17 am. We covered many things such as the direction of the board, employee development, and what we can do for YOU, the poster, to make this a more desirable place. We thought, first and foremost, that we really want to encourage our open door policy to each and every one of you. Please, don't hesitate to shoot us a private message with any questions or concerns, or better yet, just post them here in the open forum so we can have a round table discussion. We just want you to know you're our most valuable asset and we want you to fee comfortable with coming to us for any number of things. Just note that we typically check out for the day around 1:30, and are fairly inebriated by 12 o'clock.
We also want to keep YOU, the poster, informed of what is going on with any strategy or policy changes, future works, as well as changes in poster personnel. So let's start. Here are some news and notes from around the board:
-After much consideration, we decided to trade the poster, Diogenes, to RTT. I am sure many of you are already aware of this. We attempted to trade him for cash considerations, but all we could get in return was an expired 10% coupon on Sundays only for vertical blinds at a now defunct window treatment store. We felt good about the deal.
-We have implemented a very strict policy on gayness. Posting of gay porn, or anecdotes related to hating homos, but secretly wanting to tap their turdboxes, will NOT be tolerated. Furthermore, complaining about hot-as-balls chicks, while wishing they carried a set of balls, will also NOT be tolerated. We'll be monitoring this behavior closely and will take the appropriate action.
Lastly, this is more of a request than an announcement:
Whoever is shitting in the coffee pot, please refrain from doing so. It's damaging the machine, as well as slightly ruining the flavor of the coffee.
Thank you.
Regards,
The Team
And just remember: Whether you think you can or you can't - you're RIGHT!
We, The Deciders, had a pretty lengthy meeting yesterday morning from about 10 to 10:17 am. We covered many things such as the direction of the board, employee development, and what we can do for YOU, the poster, to make this a more desirable place. We thought, first and foremost, that we really want to encourage our open door policy to each and every one of you. Please, don't hesitate to shoot us a private message with any questions or concerns, or better yet, just post them here in the open forum so we can have a round table discussion. We just want you to know you're our most valuable asset and we want you to fee comfortable with coming to us for any number of things. Just note that we typically check out for the day around 1:30, and are fairly inebriated by 12 o'clock.
We also want to keep YOU, the poster, informed of what is going on with any strategy or policy changes, future works, as well as changes in poster personnel. So let's start. Here are some news and notes from around the board:
-After much consideration, we decided to trade the poster, Diogenes, to RTT. I am sure many of you are already aware of this. We attempted to trade him for cash considerations, but all we could get in return was an expired 10% coupon on Sundays only for vertical blinds at a now defunct window treatment store. We felt good about the deal.
-We have implemented a very strict policy on gayness. Posting of gay porn, or anecdotes related to hating homos, but secretly wanting to tap their turdboxes, will NOT be tolerated. Furthermore, complaining about hot-as-balls chicks, while wishing they carried a set of balls, will also NOT be tolerated. We'll be monitoring this behavior closely and will take the appropriate action.
Lastly, this is more of a request than an announcement:
Whoever is shitting in the coffee pot, please refrain from doing so. It's damaging the machine, as well as slightly ruining the flavor of the coffee.
Thank you.
Regards,
The Team
And just remember: Whether you think you can or you can't - you're RIGHT!
