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Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:35 am
by poptart
So I was just cuttin' out of chat last night ... err ... or was it being run by Mgo?
And anyway, in enters the Shrub, proudly announcing that he is considering (at age??) getting his first tattoo. haha
Van predictably begins to go yard on ol' Rog.
But I had to leave so I couldn't find out when Rog was getting his tat', what kind of tat' he was going to get, on what body part(s) he was going to have his tat' placed, and most importantly, why, he was going to get inked up.
What happened, Van?
And board members, feel free to chime in with suggestions on what sort of tattoo Roger_the_Shrubber should get.
He may need our help.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:41 am
by R-Jack
The number on his Life Alert bracelet comes to mind.
Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be void of color and cover 1/16th of his body.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:44 am
by Van
pop, you didn't miss anything because Trouble Mud took it upon herself to put a halt to the proceedings. She wanted everyone to play nice.
I still think he should get it on his ass, and it should be a depiction of Christ on the cross saying "Dadgum!" while wearing Oakleys and a baseball cap.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:16 am
by PSUFAN
trouble mud? eh?
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:07 am
by Roger_the_Shrubber
I am still thinking about it.
I HATE that green/black color, like one was in prison(they use cigarette ashes and tooth paste btw, with staples from magazines) so I would need some serious color and a theme.
I was thinking of my 2 daughters and my wife, in some sort of way.
Janet actually wasn't disagreeable about it.
So, here is a contest, which should be HILARIOUS.
On my calf of my right leg,.........( I can't believe I am doing this) What tattoo should I get?
The nice ones I will consider, but the nasty ones should be archive worthy.
No owls or star of david.
Oh. and I am 47.
Scott
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:41 am
by Diego in Seattle
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:55 am
by War Wagon
PSUFAN wrote:trouble mud? eh?
One night of passion, a lifetime of regret.
~Smackie Chan
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:19 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
PSUFAN wrote:trouble mud? eh?
I thought you'd want to lay low on that reference.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:25 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I still think you on the left cheek and ASS on the right.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:On my calf of my right leg,.........( I can't believe I am doing this) What tattoo should I get?
Sounds like you should get some nerves tattooed there.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:05 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Sounds like you should get some nerves tattooed there.
Rack. Rog, let's go with that one. Since I'm paying a portion of that tattoo, I get a say.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:46 pm
by Van
War Wagon wrote:PSUFAN wrote:trouble mud? eh?
One night of passion, a lifetime of regret.
~Smackie Chan
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:51 pm
by Van
88 wrote:Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:On my calf of my right leg,.........( I can't believe I am doing this) What tattoo should I get?
In gold: Leviticus 19:28
In garnet: Draw a circle around the gold words and then put a single slash through them.
Fucking awesome.
Rog, Mgo is right, you hypocritical, ig'nant ASS!
Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD - Leviticus 19:28
Also, don't you think it's kind of annoying the way Christ felt this egotistical need to
sign all his statements? Dude, we know it's you, you're right here in front of us, speaking. You don't have to tell us who you are following each comment you make. What are you, velocet? Did Luther teach you elocution?
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:58 pm
by indyfrisco
God is da twoof!
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:59 pm
by War Wagon
Van wrote:Dude, we know it's you, you're right here in front of us, speaking. You don't have to tell us who you are following each comment you make. What are you, velocet? Did Luther teach you elocution?
Pretty sure it was Mace.
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:59 pm
by PSUFAN
See if you can get the artist to scratch out one or two of these:
http://www.boredville.com/31986/Jesus-Being-a-Jerk
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:28 pm
by Goober McTuber
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:54 pm
by Smackie Chan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:PSUFAN wrote:trouble mud? eh?
I thought you'd want to lay low on that reference.
RACK!
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:34 pm
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
So, here is a contest, which should be HILARIOUS.
On my calf of my right leg,.........( I can't believe I am doing this) What tattoo should I get?
How about:
Leviticus 19:28- "'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."
What a fucking moron.
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 40#p671840
Re: Hey Van, did Roger get his tat' yet?
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:46 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:Dinsdale, this is your local magazine?
It's a street rag, from out of town (Chicago, I believe). Same folks have one in Seattle, I forget what it's called there.
Not to be confused with the Willamette Week, which is the home-grown street rag, and the only street rag to ever win a Pulitzer.
They both pretty much suck, but at least the Willy is actually from here.
