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Will be going home in a couple of hours.

Drive drunk and fast, dear friend.

Thanks, I plan to.
Then I'm off to the Boy Scout meeting.

You wouldn't consider stepping in front of my car would you?

Catholic church and Boy Scouts. You must raise your kids with the eyes of a hawk.

That, or he wanted them to suffer every bit as much as he did.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Catholic church and Boy Scouts. You must raise your kids with the eyes of a hawk.

I was never a Boy Scout but my kid enjoys it. Camping, hiking and stuff. He's got his Eagle papers all turned in and should be getting his board of review in the next few weeks.

Never forced church on either of them either. I wouldn't wish Catholic School on my worst enemy. Well maybe Marty.

Mikey wrote:I wouldn't wish Catholic School on my worst enemy. Well maybe Marty.

As hurtful as that was, I could never be mad at you, Mikey.


On second thought, yes, I can.

Die in a chemical fire, you worthless bucket of diarrhoea.

Mikey wrote:I wouldn't wish Catholic School on my worst enemy.

I'm sending my daughter to Catholic School, which gives you a pretty fair impression of my opinion of the public school district in which I reside.

I've been trying to convince my wife to move, but no sale so far.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I've been trying to convince my wife to move, but no sale so far.

Slap her ass while nailing her from behind... usually works for me. Or make her get on top, which leaves her little choice.

Dinsdale wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I've been trying to convince my wife to move, but no sale so far.

Slap her ass while nailing her from behind... usually works for me. Or make her get on top, which leaves her little choice.

you need a different marketing strategy, terry.

the tried and true "we gotta get outta here, the mvscals have ruined the place" probably ain't workin' too good for ya.

what's your view on private school vouchers, btw? sounds like you might be with us extra chromosome knuckle dragging fascists on this one.