T1B

Here's your chance to shine, superstar. The floor's all yours...

1. Why are you so annoying?

2. Can you find a flight of stairs to hurl yourself down?

3. Can you take Mikey and his moronic raccoon stories with you?

Now, here's some Rush...

RACK

Fuck you and the retard merry go round you rode in on, you pallet shifting, piss-stained mongoloid.

Mikey's racoon story was epic, quit being such a hater.

Yes, I know that getting beat down by Todd must suck, but c'mon man.... you can do better than that.

You sure you're not Otis? The similarity is striking.

mvscal wrote:RACK

Fuck you and the retard merry go round you rode in on, you pallet shifting, piss-stained mongoloid.

Yep, quite "revered" are you.

phhht

You ain't shit, boy. Not here, not anywhere.

War Wagon wrote:
Yes, I know that getting beat down by Todd must suck, but c'mon man....

A beat down? From Todd?

Quite impossible, what with him adopting the supine position every time an alpha male logs into T1B.

Martyred wrote: A beat down? From Todd?

It could happen, it has happened.

Todd keeps it real, you not so much.

And I like you Marty... you're a funny guy.

But it's up to you to decide if you want to be a funny "haha" guy or bring something else... right now you're just a funny haha guy.

The kinda' guy they simply love at Mag7... maybe you're missing your calling.

Rack this self-requested whippin'.

Wags, you should set out party favors for those who stop by to ravage your waste purse...a little Middle American hospitality.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, YOU SHIT DIPPED FUCKTARD.

Like I said before, Marty's kind of like a kid brother who won't leave you alone.

You like him OK, but you wish he'd just get lost most of the time.

Rush with a strat!

Now I know you know you're so fucking done. :doh:

So you stick your fucking responses where they were unsolicited, yet you turtle up when adressed? What a festering gash.

wtf.........I'll play

1. Why are you so annoying?

Number of reasons. First off, I kind of have this "I can be a bigger smartass than you" mentality to everything I do. I take great pleasure in firing off a snappy retort that takes the victim a few moments to absorb. For example, I called Wags a shit eating retard once. He's still mulling that one over. Some people don't like that about me I guess. People like Wags. Those are the type of people who can't stand it when my comments zoom over thier heads like Fido through an open gate. Most everyone else seems to get it. Just not Wags. I don't mean to get too cryptic for him, but he is a goddamn faggot.

2. Can you find a flight of stairs to hurl yourself down?

There's a flight of stairs about 12 feet away from me. They go up though. You can't fall up a flight of stairs. Problem is there are times I don't make it up the stairs. Reading another shit post from Wags complaining about threads he keeps posting in will give me such a splitting headache that I just crash out on the couch downstairs. This happens about once every three weeks for me. Trying to make head or tails of his insipid rectal spillage that hits the screen daily is enough to leave you too disoriented to walk a flight of stairs.

Plus I've usually been drinking.

3. Can you take Mikey and his moronic raccoon stories with you?

Not much I can do about Mikey and his coon tales. Actually, I am waiting for the story of Mikey setting a raccoon trap with a can of Bud Rice as bait. I fully expect Wags to sneak to Mikey's backyard and say "why can't I join in on the fun?" and spend the rest of his days trying to lift a pallet with a fucking cage on his head. I'm sure the bleached Ethiopian's co-workers have given up hope and will just go on with their days.

mvscal ain’t shit, but Tardowen keeps it real? Bud Lite was flowing freely at Casa de Whitey last night.

War Wagon,

1. What year was the last time you didn't have a farmer's tan?

2. What would make you give up your Kansas City Star newspaper subscription?

3. Does your daughter still text-&-drive?

4. What was higher, her career B.A. or her career G.P.A.?

5. Ted Nugent. Intelligent? Yea or Nay?

6. Shoney's or Stuckey's?

7. Who is the all-time most under-appreciated KC Chief player?

This thread delivers.

PSUFAN wrote:waste purse

What the fuck?

RJack slayed this one.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:waste purse

What the fuck?

My favorite line of this thread, and of the entire week.

Seriously. What the fuck is a "waste purse?"

It's an exit, not an entrance.

Van wrote:It's an exit, not an entrance.

Good luck convincing Screwed_InTheAssAgain on that one.