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poor fukkin' wily E still can't catch a break.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Eco/wireStory?id=10492315

rack the hell outta gov. rick.

don't mess with texas.

Rack that gun totin' Aggie.

If your morning jog requires a handgun, it might be time to just buy a treadmill.

You want to enjoy the outdoors on your run? Point it at a fucking window.

I generally view coyotes eating peoples pets as a good thing...too many yapping dogs and urine spraying cats in the world if you ask me.

So he jogs with a holster huh? Or does he tuck it in the elastic waste band of his jock strap?

Trampis wrote:So he jogs with a holster huh? Or does he tuck it in the elastic waste band of his jock strap?

I doubt he uses option b.

In this April 15, 2010, file photo Texas Governor Rick Perry has some fun with a six shooter filled with blanks as NASCAR driver Colin Braun looks on at an event in downtown Fort Worth.

What a tool. I hate politicians who have to put on a performance. I can just picture gov. Perry tooling around Austin in his crew cab f-350 with a six inch lift and mudder tires taking up 3 parking spaces in every parking lot he parks in.

Trampis wrote:What a tool. I hate politicians who have to put on a performance.

Funny seeing as though the only thing the POTUS can do well is put on a performance.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Trampis wrote:What a tool. I hate politicians who have to put on a performance.

Funny seeing as though the only thing the POTUS can do well is put on a performance.

No shit. Republican hypocrisy is like original sin.

smackaholic wrote:poor fukkin' wily E still can't catch a break.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Eco/wireStory?id=10492315

rack the hell outta gov. rick.

don't mess with texas.

Yeah, he's a real man's man alright. Those coyotes are scary fukkin' wild animals. And snakes too. I hope he shoots a lot of snakes. Snakes and coyotes are the bane of this world.

So what's the big fucking deal? He 86'd some vermin. Who gives a fuck?

mvscal wrote:So what's the big fucking deal? He 86'd some vermin. Who gives a fuck?

The big fucking deal is that he probably put out a press release telling everybody about it. Shoot the damn thing, drag it off the trail and get on with your jog. Get done with the jog and have your people go up and bury the damn thing. I dont care that he shot it, good for him, I think its just a egotistical thing to brag about it.

It is now staring dead at me. Either me or the dog are in imminent danger. I did the appropriate thing and sent it to where coyotes go," he said.

mvscal wrote:He 86'd some vermin.

Same deal if they yote would've gotten over.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

mvscal wrote:He 86'd some vermin.

Same deal if they yote would've gotten over.

Why do you hate labradors?

Trampis wrote:

mvscal wrote:So what's the big fucking deal? He 86'd some vermin. Who gives a fuck?

The big fucking deal is that he probably put out a press release telling everybody about it. Shoot the damn thing, drag it off the trail and get on with your jog. Get done with the jog and have your people go up and bury the damn thing. I dont care that he shot it, good for him, I think its just a egotistical thing to brag about it.

It is now staring dead at me. Either me or the dog are in imminent danger. I did the appropriate thing and sent it to where coyotes go," he said.

you see tramp, when a dude offs some critter like that, especially one that was gonna make breakfast out of his pet, he is likely to go home and brag about it a little. i guess it's just a guy thing. you wouldn't understand.

IndyFrisco wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

mvscal wrote:He 86'd some vermin.

Same deal if they yote would've gotten over.

Why do you hate labradors?

Actually I meant Gov. Perry. The dog would've been a tragedy.

smackaholic wrote:

Trampis wrote:

mvscal wrote:So what's the big fucking deal? He 86'd some vermin. Who gives a fuck?

The big fucking deal is that he probably put out a press release telling everybody about it. Shoot the damn thing, drag it off the trail and get on with your jog. Get done with the jog and have your people go up and bury the damn thing. I dont care that he shot it, good for him, I think its just a egotistical thing to brag about it.

It is now staring dead at me. Either me or the dog are in imminent danger. I did the appropriate thing and sent it to where coyotes go," he said.

you see tramp, when a dude offs some critter like that, especially one that was gonna make breakfast out of his pet, he is likely to go home and brag about it a little. i guess it's just a guy thing. you wouldn't understand.

Eh maybe.

Could be he's trying to send a message to the Mexican terrorists that if they come across the border and try to eat his puppy he will charge his weapon and fix his laser on them and shoot. Will he bury the Mexicans or leave them to mulch?

Mexicans don't make good mulch. Or so i've heard.

sin,

I'm sure messicans make fine mulch, so long as you run them through a would chipper first and mix a little sand in afterwards to soak up some of the grease.

just did a little wiki-research and as i kind of thought, it is "meep-meep" rather than "beep-beep".

ohh, and it's wile E coyote also.

thought i'd get this in before dins came in and set me straight.

War monger...

Trampis wrote:What a tool. I hate politicians who have to put on a performance.

It's part of the job. Get over it.

smackaholic wrote:thought i'd get this in before dins came in and set me straight.

Although I possess over-the-top epicness, even I feel powerless to try and turn you straight.

Give perry some props. It's good to know a politician doesn't get so caught up in the idea of having body guards next to him/her every time they go outside. This dude was jogging with his lab and remembered he was a man when faced with a unfavoring situation.

Rack Rick Perry for being a man.

Looks like a setup. I'm sure his protection detail doesn't care for him carrying a weapon.

Go Coogs' wrote:Give perry some props. It's good to know a politician doesn't get so caught up in the idea of having body guards next to him/her every time they go outside. This dude was jogging with his lab and remembered he was a man when faced with a unfavoring situation.

Rack Rick Perry for being a man.

He has to "remember" that he's a man?

Damn, you Texans are a lot more gay than I thought.

He has to "remember" that he's a man?

You realize you're asking a guy who waxes his chest?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

He has to "remember" that he's a man?

You realize you're asking a guy who waxes his chest?

You're right of course. I forgot to check my spreadsheets.
And wasn't there something about having to spelunk a major cavern just to get his rocks off?