It doesn't get any more homoerotic than that. Thanks, Barf.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 1:22 am
by BarFlie
I was certain you'ld get off on it homo
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 1:51 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Whoah. Where's all this anger coming from?
:?
I thought you were agreeing with me?
Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:11 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Barflies, come back. I'm sorry if I made you mad.
Are you "strung out" on China White?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:14 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
If there is a monkey on your back, troop...you need help to get it off.
I, in no way, can assist you in "getting monkeys off". Ewwww.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:16 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I heard you were in Nam.
Why haven't you ever told us about this?
If you want to talk, I'm sure you can find someone to listen to you.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:17 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Did you love any beautiful mamasans long time? Did you kill Kurtz?
Was it difficult?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:57 am
by trev
Nice meltdown Marty. Smack happens.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 3:08 am
by Mr T
Martyred wrote:But truthfully, drag and homosexual innuendo have been a staple of military life since...forever.
Bullshit
Sin,
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:35 pm
by OCmike
We had a shitload of boring time in the engine room during Gulf War I, but we spent it making "your ma's a whore" song parodies about a-hole co-workers.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess...uh, maybe I should word that differently.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
OCmike wrote:We had a shitload of boring time in the engine room during Gulf War I, but we spent it making "your ma's a whore" song parodies about a-hole co-workers.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess...uh, maybe I should word that differently.
Uhhh, yeah...the Navy...
Didn't the Village People write a song about you guys?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:13 pm
by BarFlie
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:17 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Okay.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:15 am
by Screw_Michigan
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:52 am
by Van
Why do you think, S_M? So he could say things like "chase the dragon" and "in country" thirty years later.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:54 am
by Van
edit-double post
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:55 am
by BarFlie
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?
because i could
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:56 am
by Screw_Michigan
How did you smoke it?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:17 am
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:How did you smoke it?
I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.
sin
Marcus Allen
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:29 am
by mvscal
BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:How did you smoke it?
I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.
sin
Marcus Allen
Thanks for the primer on smoking heroin. We all knew that BSmack had more to do with your ability to smoke it rather than run it.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:32 am
by mvscal
missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam
Well maybe you should head on over there and jiggle your big luscious titays a bit for them. I'm sure they would be all too happy to shower you with....affection.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?
Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
You denying that you casually mentioned on this board doing Ecstasy when you were out clubbing? I realize that Katy vaporized the evidence, but you never impressed me as being the type of guy to backpedal like this. Whatever.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:18 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I'm referring your reach of comparing Ecstasy usage to heroin usage. One is not physically addictive, the other is extremely addictive. While use may turn you into an "ecstasy-addled fucktard," it is not physically addictive.
Get my drift, shitstain?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
Might not be addictive, but it does (as in your case) cause brain damage.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:51 pm
by BarFlie
BSmack wrote:I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.
All of the above BSmack. Strickly experimental for me. Like I said only tried it a few times. A nice reefer buzz was good enuf for me.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:15 pm
by OCmike
Martyred wrote:Uhhh, yeah...the Navy...
Didn't the Village People write a song about you guys?
Yeah, that's weird. By all appearances, being on a ship doesn't turn you gay, it makes you nail hookers and impregnate hideous fat chicks.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:30 pm
by missjo
mvscal wrote:
missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam
Well maybe you should head on over there and jiggle your big luscious titays a bit for them. I'm sure they would be all too happy to shower you with....affection.
meh
Trying to convince my hubby that a boob reduction would be a good thing
Changed my diet & lifestyle & I've dropped 11.2 kgs in 10 weeks so far with a bit of a way to go
but none of that has come off my bloody boobs they're still a HH cup though I'm now on the narrowest clip setting at the back
when I hit my goal weight I want to have them taken down to a nice manageable C-D cup as the smallest my boobs will go according to the doc without surgery is an E or F cup & I'm sick of lugging them around
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Boo fucking hoo.
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:33 pm
by mvscal
missjo wrote:Trying to convince my hubby that a boob reduction would be a good thing
Good luck with that...
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
a boob reduction
So we are going to ban Moving Sale?
Re: This is how the American Army will win the war on terror
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:37 pm
by missjo
Screw_Michigan wrote:Boo fucking hoo.
Yeah I guess boob reductions are easier & more successful than penis enlargements
but hey don't worry they are making great medical advances every day ;)