I offer my services as a "reverse coyote"...
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:07 pm
...or...
negative coyote
...or...
...igloo coyote...
...or...
upper, frozen coyote
...or...
...RUSH 2112 coyote...
...or whatever you want to call me.
Basically, I would like to set up an underground network of human smuggling. Sneaking you guys and your familias out of harm's way and into Canada is what I want to do. I'll do it cheap, too. PM me and I'll let you know about my fees and where the best place to crawl under your "freedom fence" to meet me...and eventually a new life in our icy wonderland.
There is limited seating in the Ryder truck I will be renting with a stolen credit card, so book early.
negative coyote
...or...
...igloo coyote...
...or...
upper, frozen coyote
...or...
...RUSH 2112 coyote...
...or whatever you want to call me.
Basically, I would like to set up an underground network of human smuggling. Sneaking you guys and your familias out of harm's way and into Canada is what I want to do. I'll do it cheap, too. PM me and I'll let you know about my fees and where the best place to crawl under your "freedom fence" to meet me...and eventually a new life in our icy wonderland.
There is limited seating in the Ryder truck I will be renting with a stolen credit card, so book early.