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What was the best game or sporting event you've ever been to?

Would you casually cop a feel on your grandma for a 1,000 bucks?

Greatest television show of all-time?

How much wood could a woodchuck suck if the woodchuck was a guy named Toddowen at a Palm Springs White Party?

If you could physically deck Screw_Michigan across the face, would you?

What would you be doing for a living if not your current profession?

Would you rather eat out a blue whale's vagina or listen to side one of Desperado by The Eagles...thrice?

The mother of all shit threads.

I'm truly flattered. I'm also truly gonzo for the day. Call my sexretary and schedule some time in the morning. And try and keep Whitey out of here till I get back. TIA.

OK, I took a few minutes. Don't want to get on the wrong side of The Deciders.

What was the best game or sporting event you've ever been to?

The Houston 620. I went first.


Would you casually cop a feel on your grandma for a 1,000 bucks?

$1,000? Is that your best offer? What the hell. She's dead. She's not gonna mind.


Greatest television show of all-time?

I Dream of Jeannie. I was fairly adolescent at the time.


How much wood could a woodchuck suck if the woodchuck was a guy named Toddowen at a Palm Springs White Party?

You'd have to count it by the cord.


If you could physically deck Screw_Michigan across the face, would you?

Hell no. He seems prone to inflicting plenty of damage to himself.


What would you be doing for a living if not your current profession?

See question number 1.


Would you rather eat out a blue whale's vagina or listen to side one of Desperado by The Eagles...thrice?

You had to throw the thrice in there, didn't you? The blue whale's not having her period is she?

Goober McTuber wrote: If you could physically deck Screw_Michigan across the face, would you?

Hell no. He seems prone to inflicting plenty of damage to himself.

Would that be a square-headed deck Screw?