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Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:13 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
This is the worst thread in the history of the internet.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:11 pm
by jiminphilly
I predict this thread will have 100 views and 80% of them will be from Diego.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Image

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:23 pm
by poptart
I guess this is the place to drop in the obligatory Justin Bieber is dumber than Miss Teen South Carolina clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-MX_f5CWU8


uhhh ... duh?

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:58 pm
by Trampis
At least he isnt pole dancing

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:41 pm
by BSmack
Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
He will if Diego has anything to say about it.

BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:38 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
BSmack wrote:
Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
He will if Diego has anything to say about it.

BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.

Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:50 pm
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
He will if Diego has anything to say about it.

BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.

Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
I have 3 uncles who pulled tours in the Navy during the 60s. Not a one of them has a visible tattoo. Sorry, but even service to ones country is no excuse for self mutilation.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:34 pm
by Ana Ng
I LOVE sailor tattoos.

Big fan of the old school nautical and pin-up ink.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:57 pm
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
He will if Diego has anything to say about it.

BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.

Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
Popeye's battleship tattoo was actually seen to be steaming down his bicep and shooting of its 16s.

Now that's some cool ink.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:BTW: Tattoos cannot jump the shark. Jumping the shark is a term reserved for things that were once cool, but became WAY overdone. Tattoos have always and will always be a tool for losers to identify themselves to the rest of us.
What about all those sailors in WWII that got mermaids and anchors on their forearms?
Remember, the troops can do no wrong.

Surely you'll make an exception for the troops, you blithering, kneejerk lemming.
I have 3 uncles who pulled tours in the Navy during the 60s. Not a one of them has a visible tattoo. Sorry, but even service to ones country is no excuse for self mutilation.
Nothing inherently wrong with tattoos. I've seen your picture and your haircut sucks. No excuse for that shit, loser.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:32 pm
by mvscal
Trampis wrote:At least he isnt pole dancing
I believe he squats upon them.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:47 pm
by Tom In VA
Martyred wrote:Image

:lol:

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:52 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:Nothing inherently wrong with tattoos.
Not if you're a total fucking self mutilating loser. Then they're just fine.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 12:30 am
by OCmike
Roach wrote:
BSmack wrote: . . .I have 3 uncles who pulled tours in the Navy during the 60s. Not a one of them has a visible tattoo. Sorry, but even service to ones country is no excuse for self mutilation.
Visible the key word.
RACK. The general tattoo rule has always been "if it prevents you from getting a job or is done for cool points, you're an idiot".

The worst I ever saw was a fist-sized "Bad Boy Club" logo that some dude got on the back of his calf. This was at the Navy Exchange in Orlando, so this dope likely got it right after passing bootcamp.

Considering that it probably set him back $200, it seems like he could have saved a lot by getting "douchebag" 1/2 inch text on his forehead.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:40 am
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Nothing inherently wrong with tattoos.
Not if you're a total fucking self mutilating loser. Then they're just fine.
I can understand when you're starting out as a FLF that a tattoo is just another black mark on the ledger. But if you're careful as to the placement, a tattoo can be a personal marking that no one even knows is there. Like if you had some Cheetos powder tattooed onto your crotch.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:23 am
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:Here's an example I'd like to discuss-
!!!!!!!!!!!! Nudity!!!!!!!!!!


So Tardd, does that remind you of your mom?

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:35 am
by Trampis
Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Here's an example I'd like to discuss-
!!!!!!!!!!!! Nudity!!!!!!!!!!


So Tardd, does that remind you of your mom?
Shit, I just remembered I forgot to floss this morning.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:46 am
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Here's an example I'd like to discuss-
!!!!!!!!!!!! Nudity!!!!!!!!!!


So Tardd, does that remind you of your mom?
She does have a slight resemblance, actually.

At crotch-level?

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 5:02 am
by Goober McTuber
I don't know. It's your mom.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:54 am
by missjo
I see you finally worked out who Justin Beiber is JSC :P

Tattoos haven't jumped the shark so much as become so commonplace that it's like getting your ears pierced

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:43 pm
by mvscal
Toddowen wrote:Allright, Expert in freakery.....tell me about those scars along her arms? Are those a form of mutilation?
She cuts herself because she is a fucked up mental case. It's a symptom of borderline personality disorder not a fashion statement.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:00 pm
by Dinsdale
mvscal wrote: She cuts herself because she is a fucked up mental case.

AKA: "Right in Dinsdale's wheelhouse."

If me and that ultraskank's paths ever crossed, the phrase "game on" would even scratch the surface.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: She cuts herself because she is a fucked up mental case.

AKA: "Right in Dinsdale's wheelhouse."

If me and that ultraskank's paths ever crossed, the phrase "game on" would even scratch the surface.
You would also nail Tardowen's mom? Because there's a resemblance. Delonte West's got nothing on you, player.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:09 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote: You would also nail Tardowen's mom?

I'd be all over it... right up until I remember that Todd had been there first, which would negate any utility Little Dins had at that point.

Re: tattoos have officially jumped the shark

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:34 pm
by PSUFAN
:lol: