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Another family values Republican bites the fucking bullet

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:40 pm
by Screw_Michigan
This guy represented Elkhart and Fort Whine. He was REALLY popular in Elkhart and Goshen, mostly because he was a hypocritical Bible thumper in Indiana's bible belt. He could probably move to Alabamer and get elected there no sweat.

Of course, now he cares about his family: "I HUMBLY ASK YOU, FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY THAT YOU RESPECT OUR PRIVACY IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME."

He obviously loves screaming, too.

I just called his office, lines are busy. :lol:
Mark Souder to resign after affair

By Chris Cillizza and Aaron Blake

Indiana congressman Mark Souder (R) will resign his seat after an affair with a staffer came to light, he said in a statement this morning.

"It is with great regret I announce that I am resigning from the U.S. House of Representatives as well as resigning as the Republican nominee for Congress in this fall's election," said Souder.

"I sinned against God, my wife and my family by having a mutual relationship with a part time member of my staff," added Souder. "I am so shamed to have hurt those I love."

(Souder's full resignation statement is after the jump.)

The news was first reported by Fox News Channel.

The revelations regarding Souder come two weeks after he survived a serious primary challenge from car dealer Bob Thomas who spent considerable sums of his own money on the race. Souder won the primary with less than 50 percent of the vote.

How Souder will be replaced on the ballot remains to be seen. State law allows Gov. Mitch Daniels (R) wide leeway in whether or not to call a special election and in the immediate aftermath of the resignation Republicans said it was unlikely there would be any vote before November.

Within 30 days of the Souder vacancy -- and he has said he will resign officially on Friday -- the precinct chairmen and women of the counties in his district must gather to select a replacement. One named being bandied about is state Sen. Marlin Stutzman who ran unsuccessfully for Senate earlier this month.

Souder joins a succession of Members of Congress embroiled in sex scandals in recent years, including Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.), Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) and Sen. David Vitter (R-La.). Massa resigned, while Ensign and Vitter are still serving in the Senate.

Souder was elected in the GOP wave election of 1994. He represents the Fort Wayne area in northeast Indiana.

Democrats this month nominated Tom Hayhurst. Hayhurst, a repeat candidate, held Souder to 54 percent of the vote in their 2006 matchup.

Souder resignation statement

IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET I ANNOUNCE THAT I AM RESIGNING FROM THE US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, AS WELL AS RESIGNING AS THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR CONGRESS IN THIS FALL'S ELECTION.I BELIEVE IT IS THE BEST DECISION FOR MY FAMILY, THE PEOPLE OF NORTHEAST INDIANA, AND OUR COUNTRY. I WILL SUBMIT MY RESIGNATION TO SPEAKER PELOSI EFFECTIVE THIS FRIDAY. I CAN NEVER FULLY THANK ALL THOSE WHO HAVE WORKED SO HARD, GIVEN SO MUCH AND SUPPORTED ME THROUGH EIGHT CONTESTED PRIMARIES AND EIGHT GENERAL ELECTIONS.ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN THE RECIPIENT CAN YOU REALLY FEEL THE HUMBLING POWER OF SUCH GENEROSITY. IT HAS BEEN A PRIVILEGE TO BE A PART OF THE BATTLE FOR FREEDOM AND THE VALUES WE SHARE.IT HAS BEEN A GREAT HONOR TO FIGHT FOR THE NEEDS, THE JOBS, AND THE FUTURE OF THIS REGION WHERE MY FAMILY HAS LIVED FOR OVER 160 YEARS. IT HAS BEEN ALL CONSUMING FOR ME TO DO THIS JOB WELL, ESPECIALLY IN A DISTRICT WITH COSTLY, COMPETITIVE ELECTIONS EVERY TWO YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF "NORMAL" LIFE - FOR FAMILY, FOR FRIENDS, FOR CHURCH, FOR COMMUNITY.TO SERVE HAS BEEN A BLESSING AND A RESPONSIBILITY GIVEN FROM GOD.I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE. I SINNED AGAINST GOD, MY WIFE AND MY FAMILY BY HAVING A MUTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A PART-TIME MEMBER OF MY STAFF.IN THE POISONOUS ENVIRONMENT OF WASHINGTON DC, ANY PERSONAL FAILING IS SEIZED UPON, OFTEN TWISTED, FOR POLITICAL GAIN. I AM RESIGNING RATHER THAN TO PUT MY FAMILY THROUGH THAT PAINFUL, DRAWN-OUT PROCESS.DIANE AND MY FAMILY WERE MORE THAN WILLING TO STAND HERE WITH ME. WE ARE A COMMITTED FAMILY. BUT THE ERROR IS MINE AND I SHOULD BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY, NOT ONLY AM I THANKFUL FOR A LOVING FAMILY BUT FOR A LOVING GOD. MY COMFORT IS THAT GOD IS A GRACIOUS AND FORGIVING GOD TO THOSE WHO SINCERELY SEEK HIS FORGIVENESS AS I DO. BUT I AM SO ASHAMED TO HAVE HURT THOSE I LOVE.I AM SO SORRY TO HAVE LET SO MANY FRIENDS DOWN, PEOPLE WHO HAVE FOUGHT SO HARD FOR ME. THE IDEAS WE ADVOCATE ARE STILL JUST AND RIGHT.AMERICA WILL SURVIVE AND THRIVE WHEN ANCHORED IN THOSE VALUES.HUMAN BEINGS, LIKE ME, WILL FAIL, BUT OUR CAUSE IS GREATER THAN INDIVIDUALS.IT IS BASED UPON ETERNAL TRUTHS.BY STEPPING ASIDE, MY MISTAKE CANNOT BE USED AS A POLITICAL FOOTBALL IN A PARTISAN ATTEMPT TO UNDERMINE THE CAUSE FOR WHICH I HAVE LABORED ALL MY ADULT LIFE.I LOVE THIS AREA.THIS IS MY HOME.IT HAS BEEN SUCH AN HONOR TO SERVE YOU.FOR SIXTEEN YEARS, MY FAMILY AND I HAVE GIVEN OUR ALL FOR THIS AREA. THE TOLL HAS BEEN HIGH.AS I LEAVE PUBLIC OFFICE, MY PLANS ARE FOCUSED UPON REPAIRING MY MARRIAGE, EARNING BACK THE TRUST OF MY FAMILY AND MY COMMUNITY, AND RENEWING MY WALK WITH MY LORD. I HUMBLY ASK YOU, FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY THAT YOU RESPECT OUR PRIVACY IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
"IN THE POISONOUS ENVIRONMENT OF WASHINGTON DC"

Right. Blame Washington for your transgressions instead of taking responsibility for your actions. A true pile of shit until the bitter end.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:58 pm
by Python
Screw_Michigan wrote: I just called his office
Why?

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:01 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Because I knew the phones would be ringing off the hook.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:03 pm
by OCmike
I love a good hypocrite crash and burn as much as the next guy, but I'm not getting the usual satisfaction from this one. From his statement, it sounds like he was on the road constantly, grew apart from his OL, grew closer to a chick in the office and porked her repeatedly. Happens all the time and he pretty much totally owned it.

The "poisonous D.C." comment seemed like an observation on the beltway press taking this one incident to paint him as a complete douche, rather than to excuse him doing the pelvic thrust with a staffer. But to your point, if he's going to run as an "integrity guy", he'd better keep his pistol in its usual holster.

BTW, rules???

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:05 pm
by pron
Here you go. :mrgreen:


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Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:21 pm
by Mikey
"I sinned against God..."
His contrition would have been more believable if he had included g0D.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:23 pm
by Screw_Michigan
OCmike wrote:From his statement, it sounds like he was on the road constantly, grew apart from his OL, grew closer to a chick in the office and porked her repeatedly. Happens all the time and he pretty much totally owned it.
How'd you get that idea? #1 he never said anything about the typical "road" life (Vern Ehlers thinks Souder's a piece of shit, BTW) and #2 he wrote that whole statement doing nothing but NOT owning it!

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:30 pm
by Python
Screw_Michigan wrote:Because I knew the phones would be ringing off the hook.
So you called because you knew the phones would be busy at his office? Sounds kind of childish, like making prank calls in the middle of the night.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:44 pm
by Screw_Michigan
No, not really.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:53 pm
by Python
Oh, ok then.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:00 pm
by Wolfman
Last time I looked everyone in government was a human being and subject to sinful behavior. Rack those that do not. And rack those who admit it and step out of the way. Didn't we have a sitting POTUS who.... nevermind.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:09 pm
by Van
Screw_Michigan wrote:
OCmike wrote:From his statement, it sounds like he was on the road constantly, grew apart from his OL, grew closer to a chick in the office and porked her repeatedly. Happens all the time and he pretty much totally owned it.
How'd you get that idea? #1 he never said anything about the typical "road" life (Vern Ehlers thinks Souder's a piece of shit, BTW) and #2 he wrote that whole statement doing nothing but NOT owning it!

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:25 pm
by OCmike
Screw_Michigan wrote:
OCmike wrote:From his statement, it sounds like he was on the road constantly, grew apart from his OL, grew closer to a chick in the office and porked her repeatedly. Happens all the time and he pretty much totally owned it.
How'd you get that idea? #1 he never said anything about the typical "road" life (Vern Ehlers thinks Souder's a piece of shit, BTW)
IT HAS BEEN ALL CONSUMING FOR ME TO DO THIS JOB WELL, ESPECIALLY IN A DISTRICT WITH COSTLY, COMPETITIVE ELECTIONS EVERY TWO YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF "NORMAL" LIFE - FOR FAMILY, FOR FRIENDS, FOR CHURCH, FOR COMMUNITY.
Unless he was tele-commuting and making webcam campaign appearances from his living room sofa, it seems pretty clear that he was hardly home.
and #2 he wrote that whole statement doing nothing but NOT owning it!
You should probably go ahead and read the statement you posted. Just a thought.
...I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE.
...I SINNED AGAINST GOD, MY WIFE AND MY FAMILY
...PERSONAL FAILING
...THE ERROR IS MINE AND I SHOULD BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY
...BUT I AM SO ASHAMED TO HAVE HURT THOSE I LOVE.
...I AM SO SORRY TO HAVE LET SO MANY FRIENDS DOWN
...HUMAN BEINGS, LIKE ME, WILL FAIL,
...MY MISTAKE
The guy is clearly a douche for cheating on his wife resulting the public humiliation of his wife and kids...and for submitting his statement in all caps...but I don't think he could have possibly owned it any more than he did.

By doing so he really made this a non-story, to everyone but true partisan fucks like you. How many times have we seen a politician nail a staffer and just take off a couple of weeks to "spend time with family to reflect on what's important" then pretend like nothing happened? Or deny, spin and deflect? This guy did none of that. He isn't even finishing out his term, he's resigning right away. Though he clearly fucked up in the worst way, clearly his family and friends are more important to him than hobknobbing at DC cocktail parties and eating bacon-wrapped filets on the taxpayer dime for dinner every night.

Instead of bashing a guy who fully came correct simply because he has an "R" next to his name, your time would be better served asking why your beloved Democrats continue to borrow money from China, our biggest military rival, when we have no means of paying it back.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
Maybe I missed it, but did it really say anywhere in all of that that the staffer is a female? Just wondering if this is the average Republican shitstain, or a heterosexual one.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:26 pm
by Sirfindafold
Goober McTuber wrote:Maybe I missed it, but did it really say anywhere in all of that that the staffer is a female? Just wondering if this is the average Republican shitstain, or a heterosexual one.

Sorry fag, but this guy likes females. Better luck next time.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Maybe I missed it, but did it really say anywhere in all of that that the staffer is a female? Just wondering if this is the average Republican shitstain, or a heterosexual one.

Sorry fag, but this guy likes females. Better luck next time.
Brilliant take, sirfuckafist. Where does it say that in the article?

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:37 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:Maybe I missed it, but did it really say anywhere in all of that that the staffer is a female? Just wondering if this is the average Republican shitstain, or a heterosexual one.
The WaPo confirms that the staffer is indeed female.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 03059.html

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:40 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sirfindafold wrote: Sorry fag, but this guy likes females.
Is that even allowed in the GOP?

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:54 pm
by Q, West Coast Style
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET I ANNOUNCE THAT I AM RESIGNING FROM THE US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, AS WELL AS RESIGNING AS THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR CONGRESS IN THIS FALL'S ELECTION.I BELIEVE IT IS THE BEST DECISION FOR MY FAMILY, THE PEOPLE OF NORTHEAST INDIANA, AND OUR COUNTRY. I WILL SUBMIT MY RESIGNATION TO SPEAKER PELOSI EFFECTIVE THIS FRIDAY. I CAN NEVER FULLY THANK ALL THOSE WHO HAVE WORKED SO HARD, GIVEN SO MUCH AND SUPPORTED ME THROUGH EIGHT CONTESTED PRIMARIES AND EIGHT GENERAL ELECTIONS.ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN THE RECIPIENT CAN YOU REALLY FEEL THE HUMBLING POWER OF SUCH GENEROSITY. IT HAS BEEN A PRIVILEGE TO BE A PART OF THE BATTLE FOR FREEDOM AND THE VALUES WE SHARE.IT HAS BEEN A GREAT HONOR TO FIGHT FOR THE NEEDS, THE JOBS, AND THE FUTURE OF THIS REGION WHERE MY FAMILY HAS LIVED FOR OVER 160 YEARS. IT HAS BEEN ALL CONSUMING FOR ME TO DO THIS JOB WELL, ESPECIALLY IN A DISTRICT WITH COSTLY, COMPETITIVE ELECTIONS EVERY TWO YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF "NORMAL" LIFE - FOR FAMILY, FOR FRIENDS, FOR CHURCH, FOR COMMUNITY.TO SERVE HAS BEEN A BLESSING AND A RESPONSIBILITY GIVEN FROM GOD.I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE. I SINNED AGAINST GOD, MY WIFE AND MY FAMILY BY HAVING A MUTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A PART-TIME MEMBER OF MY STAFF.IN THE POISONOUS ENVIRONMENT OF WASHINGTON DC, ANY PERSONAL FAILING IS SEIZED UPON, OFTEN TWISTED, FOR POLITICAL GAIN. I AM RESIGNING RATHER THAN TO PUT MY FAMILY THROUGH THAT PAINFUL, DRAWN-OUT PROCESS.DIANE AND MY FAMILY WERE MORE THAN WILLING TO STAND HERE WITH ME. WE ARE A COMMITTED FAMILY. BUT THE ERROR IS MINE AND I SHOULD BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY, NOT ONLY AM I THANKFUL FOR A LOVING FAMILY BUT FOR A LOVING GOD. MY COMFORT IS THAT GOD IS A GRACIOUS AND FORGIVING GOD TO THOSE WHO SINCERELY SEEK HIS FORGIVENESS AS I DO. BUT I AM SO ASHAMED TO HAVE HURT THOSE I LOVE.I AM SO SORRY TO HAVE LET SO MANY FRIENDS DOWN, PEOPLE WHO HAVE FOUGHT SO HARD FOR ME. THE IDEAS WE ADVOCATE ARE STILL JUST AND RIGHT.AMERICA WILL SURVIVE AND THRIVE WHEN ANCHORED IN THOSE VALUES.HUMAN BEINGS, LIKE ME, WILL FAIL, BUT OUR CAUSE IS GREATER THAN INDIVIDUALS.IT IS BASED UPON ETERNAL TRUTHS.BY STEPPING ASIDE, MY MISTAKE CANNOT BE USED AS A POLITICAL FOOTBALL IN A PARTISAN ATTEMPT TO UNDERMINE THE CAUSE FOR WHICH I HAVE LABORED ALL MY ADULT LIFE.I LOVE THIS AREA.THIS IS MY HOME.IT HAS BEEN SUCH AN HONOR TO SERVE YOU.FOR SIXTEEN YEARS, MY FAMILY AND I HAVE GIVEN OUR ALL FOR THIS AREA. THE TOLL HAS BEEN HIGH.AS I LEAVE PUBLIC OFFICE, MY PLANS ARE FOCUSED UPON REPAIRING MY MARRIAGE, EARNING BACK THE TRUST OF MY FAMILY AND MY COMMUNITY, AND RENEWING MY WALK WITH MY LORD. I HUMBLY ASK YOU, FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY THAT YOU RESPECT OUR PRIVACY IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME.
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Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
OCmike wrote:...HUMAN BEINGS, LIKE ME, WILL FAIL
Yeah, that's pretty much the opposite of owning up to it. Instead of simply saying "I FUCKED UP" he says "WE ALL FUCK UP." Why do you try to read between the lines when there's nothing to read there? Face facts, jerkoff.
He isn't even finishing out his term, he's resigning right away.
Wow, what a respectable guy. We ought a give him a fucking medal.
Though he clearly fucked up in the worst way, clearly his family and friends are more important to him than hobknobbing at DC cocktail parties and eating bacon-wrapped filets on the taxpayer dime for dinner every night.
So he's simply LESS of a piece of shit than Vitter and Ensign? I guess according to your logic, that makes him not a pile of shit. Thanks for the clarification.
Instead of bashing a guy who fully came correct simply because he has an "R" next to his name, your time would be better served asking why your beloved Democrats continue to borrow money from China, our biggest military rival, when we have no means of paying it back.
Great call. Instead of simply saying "Mark Souder is a piece of shit" you flail and spin. Have another manic breakdown.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:02 pm
by OCmike
Screw_Michigan wrote:
OCmike wrote:...HUMAN BEINGS, LIKE ME, WILL FAIL
Yeah, that's pretty much the opposite of owning up to it. Instead of simply saying "I FUCKED UP" he says "WE ALL FUCK UP." Why do you try to read between the lines when there's nothing to read there? Face facts, jerkoff.
So that's one of eight that I responded with. Batting .125 ain't cutting it. Grab some pine, meat.
Great call. Instead of simply saying "Mark Souder is a piece of shit" you flail and spin
.

Nah, I was trying to hijack steer the thread into a topic worth discussing.
Have another manic breakdown.
Get raped by a black homo and die of SickleAids.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:04 pm
by LTS TRN 2
First of all, let's rack the Christer hypocrite for his taste in tail. Tracy Jackson is officially eighteen times hotter than Monica Lewinsky. Next, let's forget his natural human behavior at wanting to fuck this hottie--and similarly his drive and manipulation of his power of office to attain said tail Rather, the focus of his fall, the real guts of his foul stinking life, are the insane drug laws this lunatic has championed ever since he wormed his way into office. If it's possible to less "Christian" in spirit than revoking a youngsters student loan privileges because he or she was caught with pot, let's see it.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
LTS TRN 2 wrote:If it's possible to less "Christian" in spirit than revoking a youngsters student loan privileges because he or she was caught with pot, let's see it.
Great take, felcho.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:53 pm
by Mikey
LTS TRN 2 wrote:First of all, let's rack the Christer hypocrite for his taste in tail. Tracy Jackson is officially eighteen times hotter than Monica Lewinsky. Next, let's forget his natural human behavior at wanting to fuck this hottie--and similarly his drive and manipulation of his power of office to attain said tail Rather, the focus of his fall, the real guts of his foul stinking life, are the insane drug laws this lunatic has championed ever since he wormed his way into office. If it's possible to less "Christian" in spirit than revoking a youngsters student loan privileges because he or she was caught with pot, let's see it.

Pretty safe assumption, then, that he's spliffin' every night like a true Rastaman.

Wonder if he's ever swam out in the ocean as far as he could go just to see if he could swim back again.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:08 pm
by mvscal
Python wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: I just called his office
Why?
Just checking to see if there were any spills or stains that might require mopping.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:24 pm
by Van
mvscal wrote:
Python wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: I just called his office
Why?
Just checking to see if there were any spills or stains that might require mopping.
Exhibit 1,043 of what TVO simply doesn't get.

mvscal, you're truly the asshole's asshole, but you have killer comedic timing.

Just wondering...

You're a school teacher or some such, right? If so, does any of your mvscal-ness come through in your work? When you grade papers, give lectures or answer students' questions, are those poor saps ever subjected to The Treatment, or at least a watered down version?

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:26 pm
by War Wagon
Python wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Because I knew the phones would be ringing off the hook.
So you called because you knew the phones would be busy at his office? Sounds kind of childish, like making prank calls in the middle of the night.
Step aside, Py, I'll handle this....

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Loose Screw, you called knowing the phones would be busy to accomplish what, exactly? What if they had answered the phone, were you going to hang up and call back later hoping they'd be too busy to take your call? Man, you really showed that guy what the fuck was up. Get on your bad side, and you'll tie up his phone lines

The jizzmopping business must be really slow.... and now you have one less client, how do you keep yourself occupied?

I wish I had time to create a Top 10 list of things Screw does to stay busy, but alas, after working my ass for 10 hours today I must now go out and mow the yard.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:17 am
by PSUFAN
War Wagon wrote:
Python wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Because I knew the phones would be ringing off the hook.
So you called because you knew the phones would be busy at his office? Sounds kind of childish, like making prank calls in the middle of the night.
Step aside, Py, I'll handle this....
lmfao

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:50 am
by trev
War Wagon wrote:
Step aside, Py, I'll handle this....
Now all of you skunks clear outta here...

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Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:46 am
by Trampis
I think the representative should be given props for depositing his semen in the proper recepticle....you reading this Larry Craig or Blue Dress Bill? Huh?

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 5:26 am
by poptart
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Step aside, Py, I'll handle this.....

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:20 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Guys, be careful. If it can happen to a man of "strong moral fabric" like Souder, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!

http://bit.ly/bB0WRQ
Conservative Women's Group: Souder Affair Shows 'It Could Happen To Anyone'

Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) conducted a years-long extramarital affair with a staffer while preaching traditional family values, sponsoring a "Marriage Protection Amendment" to the Constitution, and even filming a pro-abstinence video with his girlfriend.

But it turns out Souder had no agency in the matter after all, according to the president of a leading conservative women's group.

"Those of us who have worked with Mark over the years know him to be a kind and thoughtful legislator. If Mark Souder is capable of sexual misconduct, it could happen to anyone," said Concerned Women for America CEO Penny Nance in a statement Tuesday. "The frat house environment on Capitol Hill does nothing to encourage accountability."

The rest is here.

(h/t Weigel)

Late Update: Somehow we missed this earlier, but Nance also explains the happening of the affair by noting the lack of office door windows on Capitol Hill:

"Most Members do not live with their families while they are working in D.C. during the week and have even ditched common rules of etiquette that even major corporations follow such as office doors with windows or careful examination of employee/boss interaction."

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:25 pm
by Tom In VA
For human beings, males especially, pussy is the most powerful natural resource there is.

Plain and simple. They're right.

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:33 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tom In VA wrote:For human beings, males especially, pussy is the most powerful natural resource there is.

Plain and simple. They're right.

"Yeah, I remember those excuse being made by the Right for Clinton."

Sincerely,
No, I didn't

Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:37 pm
by Tom In VA
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Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:38 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"Tom drunk...(but not a fool)"


Re: Another family values Republican bites the fucking bulle

Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 8:52 pm
by Carson
Screw_Michigan wrote:He could probably move to Alabamer and get elected there no sweat.
Nope.

U of A fired Mike Price just for going to a strip bar.