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I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life?

Piling on poptart outside the alloted "beatdown zones" is not cool.

I'm concerned for my longtime friend, Marty. This is no pile-on.

He's standing on the precipice, waiting to hurl down thunderbolts of knowledge and wisdom to the masses, if only... if just fucking only.... the masses scroll wheels quit working.

Besides that, that is a really cool song. Van shoulda' make me think of this song, not good 'ol poptart.

Or maybe he really is just standing on the precipice.

She was kinda hot back then, too.

Martyred wrote:Piling on poptart outside the alloted "beatdown zones" is not cool.

Dammit, Marty, one brick at a time you're building the church. And I mean that in a good way.

Okay, fine, just for you...

Man, Sarah Palin sure shreds a mean riff...

Nice song, Wagon.

Also like My Favorite Mistake.

However, Crowe is highly overrated and over-exposed - non-flesh-wise, that is.

Also a mentally ill leftist goof.


Like Lab Rat, she is a medicore talent.


Thanks and eternal luv to you, Wagon War.

Van wrote:She was kinda hot back then, too.

Not bad for a chick from the bootheel... I sure loves me some Cheryl Crow.

Okay, since the drummer is also a major Thumper, this one's for pop. I swear to god, though, if Marty could ever be made into a Steve Vai song, this would be the one. Straight up well-crafted gibberish, a smokin' hot Asian chick, a little James Brown, a really funky, eclectic groove...plus all manner of annoying sangin'. Even the title sounds very Marty-influenced.

It fucking has everything. It's a Marty Tour De Force...

poptart trolled the Oneboard sure, Hallelujah!
poptart troll a Gospel troll, Hallelujah!

Van wrote:Okay, since the drummer is also a major Thumper, this one's for pop. I swear to god, though, if Marty could ever be made into a Steve Vai song, this would be the one. Straight up well-crafted gibberish, a smokin' hot Asian chick, a little James Brown, a really funky, eclectic groove...plus all manner of annoying sangin'. Even the title sounds very Marty-influenced.

It fucking has everything. It's a Marty Tour De Force...

Wow. Just wow.

Take your standard Dave Mathews Band backbeat and let Vai solo over it. What a concept.

B, but could Dave Matthews come up with that kitschy vocal?

Van wrote:She was kinda hot back then, too.

Caroline, from the giant bush saga, had a Sheryl Crow circa 1995 vibe to her.

There is so much memory that should be erased from that evening, but not that part.

War Wagon wrote:that is a really cool song.

BAN HIM NOW!!!

I sure loves me some Cheryl Crow.

Steve Vai wanted to post in this thread, but he was worried your homo tractor beam would pull him to the Brown Side.