T1B

some really inspirational scripture found its way to my monitor. I thought it was a calling of some sort. I thought I was...seeing the light. Until I read on.

It is God who arms me with strength
and makes my way perfect.

He makes my feet like the feet of a deer;
he enables me to stand on the heights.

He trains my hands for battle;
my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

You give me your shield of victory,
and your right hand sustains me;
you stoop down to make me great.

You broaden the path beneath me,
so that my ankles do not turn.

Psalm 18:32-36

Please don't tell me this is literal. Bro...are you sure you don't want your dimehole sewn before ascending into the heavens?

See, I told you...

Why does religion always gotta end up being about the butt?

Poor poop...err...pop.

Van wrote:Why does religion always gotta end up being about the butt?

Poor poop...err...pop.

Jesus was well known amongst his friends to be an Assman.

It's not literal, Mgo.

Much of the Psalms, and much of the Bible, is obviously not literal.

Easy example I gave once with Van.

Psalms 23:1-2
1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters

An ideal vacation for me would be a trip to Ireland.

I'd like to stay in a cozy cottage atop of a hill for a few days and just herd goats.



I'd prefer it if the goats were agnostic.

Sweet. Do they have to be goats, though?

-Todd

That's not agnostic.

That's agonizing.

I understand.

I just need some pointers from Mace and I'm so fucking IN.

bwahaha