T1B

Believe it!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5212413


RIP Lima Time

Damn. That's too young to die when you've got a set of cans like this at home

Jesus. Plus her name is...Dorca. "You are what you eat" certainly fits her.

Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.

Wow, 37 is way too young.

In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.

One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.

RiP Lima Time.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.

The cause of death was ruled a heart attack, according to his wife, Dorca Astacio.

"Jose was complaining while sleeping and I just thought he was having a nightmare," Astacio told ESPNdeportes.com. "I called the paramedics, but they couldn't help him."

Do you ever tire of kicking your own ass?

You just gotta love a wife who's nippling out while wearing a boob-top for her appearance at the mic at Dodger Stadium. Firing your cannons in public...now that's how it's done.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nah, she was probably gonzo once his MLB gravy train ran dry.

The cause of death was ruled a heart attack, according to his wife, Dorca Astacio.

"Jose was complaining while sleeping and I just thought he was having a nightmare," Astacio told ESPNdeportes.com. "I called the paramedics, but they couldn't help him."

Do you ever tire of kicking your own ass?

Yeah, see, 'cause i just pulled that name of hers outta my ass. It wasn't like I read the link or anything.

Now Mrs. Lima is calling out my member. Now that's more like it.

Was he a juicer? 37 is awfully young to check out with a bad ticker though his wife's cans are enough to give any man palpitations.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn. That's too young to die when you've got a set of cans like this at home

Damn, you could put someone's eye out with one of those.

Big Lima fan here.


Que en paz descanse.

Now that the twins will be in need of some attention, I'd like to volunteer my services. I'm a giver like that.

Wagon wrote:Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.

Glad you had yourself a good time.
And good thing Lima Time didn't decide he wanted to get to "know" you a little better.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1936811

STD Wagon.

Bad ring to it.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Now that the twins will be in need of some attention, I'd like to volunteer my services. I'm a giver like that.

Sure. Because if your Alpha female wife is going to scream at strangers for going into a titty-bar, I’m sure she’s cool with you grabbing a hot bitch’s tits.

Oh look. THere's a little piece of shit hanging from my shoe.

War Wagon wrote:Wow, 37 is way too young.

In 2003, the last time the Royals had a winning record, Jose Lima was a big part of that.

One late night after a game, I was playing 3 card poker at Ameristar casino and he rolled up and sat right next to me. We played cards for a few hours and he bought every player at the table rounds the whole night. Dude was funnier than hell and just a blast to be around.

RiP Lima Time.

Drinks are free at casinos.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Bill Lumbergh wrote:Drinks are free at casinos.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Not all casinos are in Vegas.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

Bill Lumbergh is a dumbass.

Sin,
MA

No shit. Always wondered why he was repping Princeton.

I never wrote that all casinos are in Vegas. What a bunch of sensitive pussies.

I never wrote that all casinos are in Vegas.

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