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I want to kill her

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Anyone else get fucking SICK of hearing this bitch on EVERY radio break on Sirius?

"Hi, this is Susan Zapper...."

Radio goes off as soon as I hear that whore.
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Don’t have Sirius. Never heard of her.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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IndyFrisco wrote:I want to kill her.
That seems like a calm and rational response to your problem. I mean for you, not so for us regular folk.
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Who?
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This thread appears to be going quite well for you Indy. Anything else you would like to get off your chest?
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Indy, while you're at it would you do this guy too?

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Looks like some hot DP action's about to bust loose. Maybe some balls will get dropped in my mouth.

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That guy is cool.
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I agree with Whitey. Those commercials are still pretty funny.
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Fucking Mikey - always trying to keep a brother down.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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OK I suppose you're right.

If I had any Miller High Life he'd be more than welcome to take it.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:I agree with Whitey. Those commercials are still pretty funny.
You have got to be fucking KIDDING me. Eliminate your oxygen supply, stat.
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88 wrote:Here's the slunt I'd like you to take out:

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Roni L. Deutch (pronounced "DOITCH" just as loud and obnoxiously as a bitchy New Yorker can possibly do)
Look at that hair. She's a bridge and tunnel Jersey dyke.
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Mikey wrote:OK I suppose you're right.

If I had any Miller High Life he'd be more than welcome to take it.
poser, there are only two kinds of beer.

Cold beer and warm beer, and I drink 'em both.
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Roni L. Deutch (pronounced "DOITCH")
How the fuck else would you pronounce it?
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Dee-ootch?

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Then at last we met.
But you blew her off because you had a date with your mom, and then later Chris Hansen.
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ALL of you are ELIMINATED!

The GEICO gecko needs to be burned alive... I mean the tard that does the voice for it. Burn that mother fucker after being tortured in a severe and brutal manner... that is.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Got sat radio in the wife's car. Don't hear it enough to know this Zapper person. What station is she on?
It's a repetetive and annoying commercial with some financial dude and his cunty wife that they've been playing ad nauseum on Sirius for at least a year.

Last I heard the ad was only airing on OutQ and Martha Stewart Living though.
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War Wagon wrote:
Mikey wrote:OK I suppose you're right.

If I had any Miller High Life he'd be more than welcome to take it.
poser, there are only two kinds of horse-piss.

Cold horse-piss and warm horse-piss, and I drink 'em both.
FTFY.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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OCmike wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Got sat radio in the wife's car. Don't hear it enough to know this Zapper person. What station is she on?
It's a repetetive and annoying commercial with some financial dude and his cunty wife that they've been playing ad nauseum on Sirius for at least a year.

Last I heard the ad was only airing on OutQ and Martha Stewart Living though.
I hear it on ESPN Radio.
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Whatever, you drunken puke of a pathetic middle-aged hockey fan. Grow up and leave that foolishness to the crowd that needs to drive Jap cars with an aluminum baseball bat for a muffler. Of course, you might feel the need to have the appearence of a punk these days, so you can wear your baseball cap backwards and cover your expanding forehead.
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You better lay off mgo,

Todd has evolved from his oedipus complex and pedophillia into full blown purse swinging homosexual. He's playting Russian Roulette with AIDS now, so he ain't gonna take any of your crap.
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I don't do station breaks. There's way too many channels on Sirius to have to deal with commercials. Not to mention, my iPod is always plugged in to my head unit. If I get real desperate, I can switch over to the tuner or pop in a CD. There's just too many damned options to listen to a station break. Ever.
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I usually flip over to another station as well.

Here's the fucker who need to be hunted, cunty wife excluded.

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He looks like a cross between Paulie Walnuts and the bad guys dad from Karate Kid 2.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
OCmike wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Got sat radio in the wife's car. Don't hear it enough to know this Zapper person. What station is she on?
It's a repetetive and annoying commercial with some financial dude and his cunty wife that they've been playing ad nauseum on Sirius for at least a year.

Last I heard the ad was only airing on OutQ and Martha Stewart Living though.
I hear it on ESPN Radio.
I was just teeing one up for you. This thread was barrelling headlong into Toddowen territory.
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Why do I have the sneaking suspicion you were typing that with one hand and reaching for your credit card with the other?
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You can't film porn in bars, gay or otherwise, tardd. Stop fucking up my bizarre experiences by dulling the weird out of them.
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Stop molesting your daughter and STFU you sick twisted fuck-knot.
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