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Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:14 pm
by mvscal
Whiny Little Bitch: The Excuse-Filled Presidency of Barack Obama.

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Book Review: Author Mike Cullen Refuses Excuses From Obama By Andrew Zarowny

In the musical play, “1776", the Ben Franklin character sings, “I won’t put politics on paper, it’s a mania! So I refuse to use the pen in Pennsylvania!” Well, in North Carolina, businessman and author Mike Cullen is not so bashful. Nor is the title of his upcoming book, “Whiny Little Bitch: The Excuse-Filled Presidency of Barack Obama”. Though, I suppose, it depends on the meaning of the word ‘bashful’.

“Whiny Little Bitch” (“WLB”) is, as Mr. Cullen writes, “It’s my attempt to bring civility back to political discourse – and I failed.” Don’t be so hard on yourself, Mike. We can only work with the material we have at hand. The material “WLB” covers are the first fifteen months of the Obama presidency. One may ask how anyone can write a book about the first fifteen months of a presidency? But then again, let us keep in mind that Barack Obama has led such an interesting life that he felt compelled to provide the world with an autobiography at the tender age of 34. Even though he really hadn’t done anything at that point, other than hanging out with former terrorists, joining a radical church and socializing with Socialist professors, structural feminists and punk rock poets.

Mr. Cullen’s book breaks down the Obama presidency into eighteen chapters, each focusing on a particular aspect. Such as foreign relation gaffs, the lack of transparency, the health care boondoggle, the stimulus boondoggle, etc. Mike Cullen asks the question most of us rational people have: “How could the American people elect a guy with less executive experience than their local dry cleaner?”

In “WLB”, Cullen takes us down the road of psychology, probing the inner workings of the mind of Barack Obama. Cullen writes, “The combination of his balloon-sized ego and childish whining created an irresistible target.” He makes no bones about the lack of maturity, and of leadership, displayed regularly in Obama’s endless complaints about the Media, spin doctors, bloggers, those crazy American who cling to their guns and religion, and, of course, the previous administration.

For those of us who have not been in some cryogenic-sleep experiment or buried in a mine shaft for the last couple years, there really is no new news or information in Cullen’s book. However, for those newly awakened, who are trying to get a handle on what has been going on, “WLB” is a terrific primer. I especially liked Cullen’s “Obama By The Numbers” at the end of the book, listing the president’s many achievements:

Number of law papers written by Barack Obama as president of the Harvard Law Review…, 1 Unsigned

Number of bills Obama wrote, or co-wrote, that became law while as a U.S. Senator…, 2

Number of Days in Office as President before being nominated, and eventually winning, the Noble Peace Prize…, 12 days

Number of rounds of golf played by Obama in his first fifteen months as president…, 32 (compared to George W. Bush, who only played 24 rounds of golf during all eight years.)

Yes, it’s been a busy fifteen months for President Obama. Author Mike Cullen’s new book, “Whiny Little Bitch” covers it all in snarky detail. The book is set to be released on June 29 for the popular price of only $14.95. Pre-orders may be placed through Amazon.com or directly from the publisher, Quite Right Books.

http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=6408
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Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:22 pm
by Mace
I thought maybe you'd written an autobiography. Guess not.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:24 pm
by Bucmonkey
Anything for a rise?

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:37 pm
by PSUFAN
Same category as "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot"...probably not as funny

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:50 pm
by Moving Sale
mvscal wrote: Number of Days in Office as President before being nominated, and eventually winning, the Noble Peace Prize…, 12 days
Go ahead an link us up you cock noodling asscap.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:11 am
by mvscal
PSUFAN wrote:Same category as "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot"...probably not as funny
Except that Rush Limbaugh is nothing more than a radio talkshow host while Pres__ent Zero is the vacuous, affirmative action simpleton that morons like you sent to the White House. You idiots elected Ted Baxter with a tan.

The stupid ape proved Cullen right again tonight with his ridiculous speech. The Hussein regime has a serious problem when notorious coprophages like Chris Tingle and Queef Olbermann think he sucks.

Meanwhile back at the ranch...



Heckuva job, fuckheads.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:21 am
by R-Jack
Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote: Number of Days in Office as President before being nominated, and eventually winning, the Noble Peace Prize…, 12 days
Go ahead an link us up you cock noodling asscap.
February – Deadline for submission. The Committee bases its assessment on nominations that must be postmarked no later than 1 February each year.

http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/nomination/

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:33 am
by LTS TRN 2
But Avi, face it--Barry is the biggest war president in history. So...what's not to love--from a seething little war mongering punk like you? You should applaud Barry's gigantic INCREASES in the already obscene defense budget. You should CUM when appreciating how he's increased the surveillance, detention, and redaction policies of the Chimp 'n Cheney. And since you hated all his scary campaign promises, you should be rolling in your trailer like a hog in fresh swill as he's broken every pledge.

What's your act again?

Oh yeah, you're the wind up Rusp Limpdick parrot who never defends or supports any of your racist inane gibberish. Just like fat boy, etc..

fuck you!

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:00 am
by LTS TRN 2
P-willie, are you drinking the mouth wash again?

Racist hacks like Limpdick aren't any different if they veil their fear in lisping hoarse-voiced squeals. Just like Avi, they can't change--they've no where to go! :hfal:

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:14 pm
by mvscal
More whiny little bitches. Oh, and Queef Olbermann was run....
Check, Please
by Keith Olbermann

I was checking in tonight to see what was new, came across a diary trashing first me and my colleague Rachel, and scrolled through it shaking my head, sadly, until I got to one comment that leaped off the page.

can't verify, of course... (2+ / 0-)
but a friend in the news biz tells me he got a damaging e-mail from one of his pals at NBC. something to the effect that their anger was pre-planned because "beating up on the President has been good for ratings."

I haven't checked but I'm hearing that Olbermann slammed the speech on Twitter before it even started.


"Can't verify"... "haven't checked"...It can't be verified because it's nonsense, and it wasn't checked because nobody bothered. Unfortunately there's been a lot of this here lately.

You want Cheerleaders? Hire the Buffalo Jills. You want diaries with conspiracy theories, go nuts. If you want this site the way it was even a year ago, let me know and I'll be back.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/ ... ck,-Please
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Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:46 pm
by Bucmonkey
Toe that line MV.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:55 pm
by mvscal
Suck that cock...uh whoever you are.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:28 pm
by Moving Sale
R-Jack wrote: February – Deadline for submission. The Committee bases its assessment on nominations that must be postmarked no later than 1 February each year.
A) Unless it was a committee member, who can nominate up to the first committee meeting you stupid assbucket. And it's how many years till they release the nomination info? That's right you horse fucking trog 50 years.
B) Even if that wasn't true, 'no later than' is not 'on' so this tard has no idea when he was nominated and yet he sticks it out there as a fact. And this is a 'fact' that if he reported it right would show that the person he was looking to punk may have actually been nominated before he ever took office.

Now STFU till you pull your head out of your daughter's ass long enough to form a decent take.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:53 pm
by mvscal
Heckuva job, darkey!
EXCLUSIVE: Alert Issued for 17 Afghan Military Members AWOL From U.S. Air Force Base

A nationwide alert has been issued for 17 members of the Afghan military who have gone AWOL from an Air Force base in Texas where foreign military officers who are training to become pilots are taught English, FoxNews.com has learned.

The Afghan officers and enlisted men have security badges that give them access to secure U.S. defense installations, according to the lookout bulletin, "Afghan Military Deserters in CONUS [Continental U.S.]," written by Naval Criminal Investigative Service in Dallas and obtained by FoxNews.com.

The Be-On-the-Lookout (BOLO) bulletin was distributed to local and federal law enforcement officials on Wednesday night.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/17/af ... orce-base/
Another day, another instance of mind-boggling incompetence. We can only wonder which feeble excuse will be used to justify this total fuck up.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:07 pm
by Mikey
They're prolly just out boozing and whoring it up with some sleezy Texas tramps. Something they have nothing comparable to at home.

Is that base anywhere near La Grange? I hear they gotta lotta nice girls there.
But now I might be mistaken.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:33 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Mikey wrote:They're prolly just out boozing and whoring it up with some sleezy Texas tramps. Something they have nothing comparable to at home.

Is that base anywhere near La Grange? I hear they gotta lotta nice girls there.
But now I might be mistaken.
Rack the Double-Z Top reset.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:15 am
by Rich Fader
PSUFAN wrote:Same category as "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot"...probably not as funny
"Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot" was funny?

Come to think of it, has Al Franken ever...AND. I. MEAN. EVERRRRRRRRRRR....truly been that funny? That little turd wasn't even the funniest guy on the old SNL. Not even close. Not on the same staff with Mike O'Donoghue, Ann Beatts, Chevy Chase, Bill and Brian Doyle Murray, Tom Schiller, Alan Zweibel, Harry Shearer, Don Novello...and oh, yeah, Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi. Hell, no. And I bet after five, I could probably find any number of senators, both sides of the aisle, who've never gotten a check for the funneh who are funnier than he's ever been.

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:12 am
by BarFlie
I find it ironic that those here who so vigorously attacked the previous chimp in charge are so vigorously defending the current chimp of change No racism goin on here right? Just one somewhat worthless president followed up by another generally worthless president. Face it libtards, Obama is a loser!

Re: Whiny Little Bitch

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:33 am
by poptart
It's not a fresh take, but one that definitely rings true - we are currently in Bush's third term ... only highly accelerated toward complete dumbfuckery.

Everything that Bush fucked up, Barry is fucking up - and PROFOUNDLY more so.