Re: Need some funnha
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:28 pm
Not much for captions but who are more pathetic, these peeps or the Iphone squatters?
Top Ten reasons why people camp out for Twilight sequel tix
10. Mom can’t tell them when to go to bed
9. Get a new story about how they totally almost got laid
8. Get to try out fake teeth and “do you have any vampire in you? Would you like some?” line
7. They needed a break from their regular job as a drug mule
6. Commiserating with fellow asexuals
5. The Gary Coleman memorial service was full
4. They have nothing to do until a new season of “Survivor” starts anyway.
3. Perfect chance to confront those “Team Jacob” losers
2. Finally find out what it’s like to take a dump in adult diapers
1. It was this or getting tazed while protesting at the G20
