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Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:45 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Here's to the country that gave us:

Good beer

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Hot chicks

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The world's greatest sport

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Great music









Great coffee

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And a guaranteed win for all the other NHL teams.

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Here's to Marty and our friends to the north!

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:08 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thanks, buddy...

~sniff~


...thanks.

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:10 am
by Screw_Michigan
Pssst... You got any of that BC bud?

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:12 am
by Derron
Do not forget these dumb ass dudes either...

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Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:20 am
by Screw_Michigan
Forgot these dudes:




Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:28 am
by Moby Dick
yes, thanks for Alanis Morisette. :meds:

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:04 am
by smackaholic
still waiting on a good beer pic.

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:41 am
by Wolfman
Molson Canadian ? Might want to try Moosehead or at least LaBatt's 50 Ale.

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:51 am
by Screw_Michigan
Wolfman wrote:Molson Canadian ? Might want to try Moosehead or at least LaBatt's 50 Ale.
Are you fucking kidding me? Moosehead is far BELOW Canadian. I'll offer a better beer.

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Haven't had this shit since I brought two cases of it over the border in 02.

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:28 pm
by Wolfman
An improvement. This is the stuff I get at the Brewer's Retail, err, Beer Store these days when I'm north of the safest borders in 20 years border using my $150 passport to return to the US.

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Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Wolf, have you had this? It's fine stuff. I haven't had it since the last time I was at Cheetah's in Windsor in 02.

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Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
Good beer? Uh, no. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

And your shit taste in music had already been established. No need for the additional embellishment.

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:15 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Complete gash, those are acrid, acidic, shyte that will precipitate heartburn quicker than you can say 'Queenston Heights'. You have to freeze them to the temperature of liquid nitrogen to keep them down - I'd rather drink from the dick of a goat.

better still:

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PS

Happy traitor's day, Screw.

Re: Happy Canada Day, fucksticks!

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dr_Phibes wrote:I'd rather drink from the dick of a goat.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.