T1B

LaBron James will join the KKK before Labron gets a ring in Miami.

Kobe Bryant will be cheered in Colorado before Labron gets a ring in Miami

Tila Tequila will be STD-free before Labron gets a ring in Miami

JaSizzurp Russell will stop using cough syrup before Labron gets a ring in Miami

Diego in Seattle will stop using cough syrup before Labron gets a ring in Miami

KFC Paul will back away from the feed trough with dignity before Labron gets a ring in Miami.

...........and so on.

Why do you care? Really?

He'll never try as hard to win a game in his life as he did last night.

And he still failed.