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C'mon, step up to the bar and reveal your true take on his rant--its basic message, the particular script, and his delivery.

Personally, though I deplore Mel's movie's in general, and his religiosity entirely, I like it. I think he nails it, especially as we hear how the bitch is carefully playing along, luring him on to further ranting. Oh sure, he's done in Hollywood, or whatever that entity is, but his rant holds up. He's such a pro that he can't help but sum up and reiterate with a masterful cadence and rhythm.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Oh sure, he's done in Hollywood,

No, he isn't. Not that he needs Hollywood. He has his own production company.

mvscal wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Oh sure, he's done in Hollywood,

No, he isn't. Not that he needs Hollywood. He has his own production company.

You still need distribution.

It's an ugly tape it it belongs in private. Mel Gibson has always had anger issues and I hope he gets his help. I pity too the person who brought this public. There is no reason anyone should glory in an ugly domestic dispute like that.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

Well thanks for the school marm response, Vogel, and gosh yer right--we should all feel sorry for the conniving Russian bitch who recorded it and gleefully leaked it to ensure her fat haul in the ensuing divorce. And yeah, Mel has anger issues . Wow, you're really on your game!

Gee....wonder why Mel is one of your heroes....tough to figure out....

BSmack wrote:

mvscal wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Oh sure, he's done in Hollywood,

No, he isn't. Not that he needs Hollywood. He has his own production company.

You still need distribution.

What the fuck does that have to do with Hollywood? He can distribute his own films as well, moron.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Wow, you're really on your game!

When a troll gets someone to respond in a serious fashion, yeah, I'd say he is.

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:You still need distribution.

What the fuck does that have to do with Hollywood? He can distribute his own films as well, moron.

Maybe he can, maybe he can't. When he did "Passion" he sure as hell didn't distribute his own film. I could give a fuck about Gibson anyway. The last movie of his I saw was Lethal Weapon 4. And that was on cable.

BSmack wrote: Maybe he can, maybe he can't.

Sure he could if he wanted to. You don't need a studio to distribute a film. Bottom line is his career will be over when his movies stop making money not because he was dropped by some hooknose agent who never represented him in the first place.

Well of course he's done in movies. He has been for a long time, regardless of "Edge Of Darkness." At issue is the quality of the rant as a rant. Come on you no-talent slobs, step up above your petty bitchy programmed politics and rate the rant! For example, notice how much better composed is Gibson's vitriol than Alec Baldwin's laceration of his daughter. And what was "that green thing" she had that day? You see, sometimes it's what you leave out that counts.

(And no seer, he's certainly not a hero of mine. His DUI slurs against Jews were just the bullshit of a drunk Christer. Neocons start wars, Zionists need wars. Many respectable Jews, like Amy Good man and Noam Chomsky, work very hard against war--and religious insanity, etc.)

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote: Maybe he can, maybe he can't.

Sure he could if he wanted to. You don't need a studio to distribute a film. Bottom line is his career will be over when his movies stop making money not because he was dropped by some hooknose agent who never represented him in the first place.

Sure, he can create a distribution network all on his own. No problem. That happens all the time.

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Noam Chomsky

........ :doh: ...........

BSmack wrote:Sure, he can create a distribution network all on his own. No problem. That happens all the time.

Actually it does, idiot. Nor does it require a "network." You just market the film to exhibitors and have a lawyer draw up the distribution agreement.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Well of course he's done in movies. He has been for a long time,

Passion of the Christ grossed over $600 million dollars, dumbfuck. Even Apocalypto grossed over $120 million.

Done in movies?!?



All he has to do is drug and rape a 13 year old girl and he'll be hailed as a hero by Hollywood. As far as the rant is concerned, I don't see the problem. He didn't want his wife going out in public dressed like a fucking whore. Who wouldn't be embarassed by that? Granted, that is exactly what she is and he was stupid to marry her but still...

Mel needs to take up fly-fishing. The whole deal, tieing flys and all...it will bring inner peace .

As far as his rant goes, hes too old to be pissed about a woman dressing like a whore.Thats what you do when your in your 20s and 30s, not your 50s, Kinda sad. Put her on the payroll and see the kid as much as he can.

I still think The Producers was Mel's best movie, but Blazing Saddles is pretty damn funny.

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:Sure, he can create a distribution network all on his own. No problem. That happens all the time.

Actually it does, idiot. Nor does it require a "network." You just market the film to exhibitors and have a lawyer draw up the distribution agreement.

And the point is that he's reaching Tom Cruise levels of toxicity. Which means major studios aren't exactly going to want to deal with him. If he's lucky, he'll be selling his movies on the 700 Club along with a free bottle of Brother Love's Jesus Juice.

BSmack wrote:Which means major studios aren't exactly going to want to deal with him.

Have you been in a cheese doodle induced coma for the last decade?

Studios will deal with anybody these days. Something about the internet and a shit economy...hmmm...the details escape me...

No love for History of the World?

BSmack wrote:And the point is that he's reaching Tom Cruise levels of toxicity.

Cruise's movies are bombing at the box office. That is the only "toxicity" that Hollywood recognizes. Nobody gives a flying fuck about Tom Cruise hopping up and down on Oprah's couch, Roman Polanski raping 13 year old girls or Mel Gibson ragging on his cunt whore wife.

There is simply no level of degeneracy that Hollywood will not tolerate so long as you can deliver at the box office and Gibson can clearly deliver.

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:And the point is that he's reaching Tom Cruise levels of toxicity.

Cruise's movies are bombing at the box office. That is the only "toxicity" that Hollywood recognizes. Nobody gives a flying fuck about Tom Cruise hopping up and down on Oprah's couch, Roman Polanski raping 13 year old girls or Mel Gibson ragging on his cunt whore wife.

There is simply no level of degeneracy that Hollywood will not tolerate so long as you can deliver at the box office and Gibson can clearly deliver.

We'll see when the number of people he insults reaches critical mass. Which very well might have been last week.

Roach wrote:

Mikey wrote:I still think The Producers was Mel's best movie, but Blazing Saddles is pretty damn funny.

I'm with Mikey on this one, but Young Frankenstein is prolly his best.

You could be right there.

Spaceballs doesn't get much love, but I have to say that I laughed pretty hard at that one too.

May the Schwartz be with you...

mvscal wrote:
Passion of the Christ grossed over $600 million dollars, dumbfuck. Even Apocalypto grossed over $120 million.

Done in movies?!?



All he has to do is drug and rape a 13 year old girl and he'll be hailed as a hero by Hollywood. As far as the rant is concerned, I don't see the problem. He didn't want his wife going out in public dressed like a fucking whore. Who wouldn't be embarassed by that? Granted, that is exactly what she is and he was stupid to marry her but still...

She wasn't the wife she was the misstress/goldigger/babymomma

B wrote:We'll see when the number of people he insults reaches critical mass.

Well fine, look at who he's insulted.


Jews: Jews don't pay to see movies, dumbhead. Jews make movies that other idiots pay to see

Ni66ers: Ni66ers don't have money to pay for movies, silly. And black folk hate ni66ers just like whitey does.

Dumb Whores: Dumb whores don't pay to see movies, dolt. They have their dumb boyfriends pay for them.


Who has Mel not insulted?

Whitey: And it's stupid whitey who does pay to see Mel's movies. Mel won't be insulting whitey anytime soon.


Mel Gibson knows where his bread is buttered and he'll be just fine.

I want the 90 min back I spent watching Spaceballs. Hands down most overrated movie of all time.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I want the 90 min back I spent watching Spaceballs. Hands down most overrated movie of all time.

You channeling Goobs now?

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... -listen-it

One More chance!! to rate the rant....

Mel's "soul is screaming...no spiritual common ground!"

Does she "want peace"?

Does he "need medication"?

Or does he "bend over backwards with his balls in a knot" for her?

Perhaps she's just "fearing for the life of her daughter"

Well, her little laugh at the end--"Oh, you'll have to answer for this"--is cute in a nasty sort of way.

say goodnight, Mel..really :wink:

Mikey wrote:I still think The Producers was Mel's best movie, but Blazing Saddles is pretty damn funny.

"Hey, where all da white women at? "

One of the best movie one-liners evar...

LTS TRN 2 wrote: One More chance!! to rate the rant....

Definitely the rant to end all rants. He did a great job channeling Sam Kinnison.

"Just shut the fuck up. You should just fucking SMILE and BLOOOOOOW me....cause I deserve it."



Poor dumb bastard. He shacks up with a gold digging whore and then reacts in shocked fury when she turns out to be a gold digging whore.

R-Jack wrote:No love for History of the World?

Still waiting for Part 2

Screw_Michigan wrote:I want the 90 min back I spent watching Spaceballs. Hands down most overrated movie of all time.

Overrated by whom? I don't recall it getting much critical acclaim. If you ignore all of the low brow attempts at humor and just take it for what it's worth (a satire of Stars Wars and other sci-fi shit)... I guess it's okay. If it weren't for Moranis's "Vader" character, the movie would have been totally unwatchable.

Pizza the Hut and Yogurt were pretty good...

Screw wouldn't know comedy if it was dropping its spaceballs in his mouth.

BLOW ME
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... -demanding

(c'mon, losers, if you think Mel Brooks' tired crap compares to Gibson's titanic rants--for the emancipation of men everywhere from hyper gold digging Russian whores, you need to put down the Penthouse, if you know what I mean)

LTS TRN 2 wrote:... if you know what I mean)

Do you even know what you mean?




"I sent you people out here to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

:D

Yeah, I mean that you twirps who actually watched Spaceballs are "jerk offs"...get it?

Look, if you think some religious loon is going to melt down every fucking week, well sure, you're right. But not one with Mel's training and skill.. Savor Mel's meltdown. Quit pretending.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Look, if you think some religious loon is going to melt down every fucking week, well sure, you're right. But not one with Mel's training and skill.. Savor Mel's meltdown. Quit pretending.

He's biploar. He's had lots of practice melting. It's what they do.

It's pretty fucking low for this skank to publicly exploit his illness for her own purposes, though. He set that cheap whore up like royalty. The least she could do is blow him.

Mikey wrote:Pizza the Hut and Yogurt were pretty good...

I laffed at the alien baby doin' the WB Frog song and dance.

watched the latest episode of mel's rants last night. something fishy about it. it's uncle mel ranting for sure, but, the part of russian gold digging whore seems like it's being read from a script...very badly.