Derron wrote:Truman wrote: Lost a hundred years life expectancy delivering steel for a couple of years for a sheet metal wholesaler
Ahhh.....the wondering if the next time I get on the brakes a bit too hard if that shit is coming through the cab and spearing my ass to the dashboard..great feeling to have all day long.
Did a stint on the in laws log truck last summer...they were ok with my driving, but the other log truck drivers wondered why I only drove 5 over the speed limit, why I did not knock back a sixer on the last run of the day and on the way home, and how I could possibly be on time every morning to the landing at 4 am.
Werd. Nothing like hauling a load of concrete cans that may-or-may-not be over load-limit to put the hippity-hops in your rear axles…
Concrete cans, btw, are thin sheets of metal rolled into bundles of 50 and loaded onto pallets of 250 to 500, depending upon their size. Commercial contractors use them to line foundation piering holes before pouring concrete. Having one of these bundles drop on your foot would definitely not be a good thing.
I was dispatched to take a load of these heavy-ass bad-boys up to St. Joe the day after what passes as a blizzard in these parts had dumped 16 inches of snow upon us. Normally, drive-time for this milk-run is a little over an hour. The wind that day had other thoughts…
I didn’t have much trouble getting out the city – low and slow is the watchword for driving in weather, and while the Interstates were snow-packed, the plows had done an adequate job of removing the deep stuff. Besides, it was clear that John Commuter had taken a snow-day with the kids…
But all that changed within the space of a mile-marker once I cleared the airport north of the city. The snow-packed lanes on the Interstate had been reduced to a pair of wagon ruts, and I realized I was in the shit forreal. Anyone with any sense woulda packed it in, but my truck was scheduled for a run to Springfield the following day and had to drop this load. Dumbest decision I ever made. What followed was eight hours of white-knuckle terror.
Did I mention the wind? Fucker came screaming down-hill straight outta the West at 70 miles an hour, with nothing to knock it down between the Rockies and Illinois ‘cept the north-bound broadside of my Sterling. That bitch was bent to put meaning into the definition of “high-profile vehicle”.
At any rate, a collection of hearty souls and otherwise poor fucks who couldn’t ditch work formed a convoy of sorts for the journey north at a blazing 30 mph. When it wasn’t busying itself creating whiteouts and trying to bury the Interstate, that cunt of a wind did its level best to change our driving lane and push us into the deep snows of the shoulder and median.
About two hours into my run and a little over half-way to St. Joe, I got passed by an 18-wheeler barreling up the fast lane and doing at least 60 mph. “Dumbfuck,” I remember thinking. I had already lost count of the dozens and dozens of cars and trucks scattered and abandoned along I-29 and figured this stupid fuck was destined to join them. Ten miles later, I was proven right: Speedy McAsshat was jackknifed on the shoulder, his cab buried in a four-foot snow drift. I waved as I crept by.
I finally hit St. Joe without further incident, but I wasn’t exactly wild with the thought of chancing my load to the curves of a cloverleaf, and elected to take the scenic route (an oxymoron if you’ve ever been to St. Joe) into downtown. Coming up to the junction of 36 Highway and 229, I realized that I had just missed a career-ending injury by seconds as the car about a quarter-mile in front of me found out the hard way that semi brakes have little effectiveness on ice. That car looked like it had been shredded by an I.E.D., and I swear pieces of it were still raining down on me as I slowly made the turn onto 229.
The off-load was uneventful but slow, as the yard had a fork equipped with tractor tires that not only made short work of the load, but gave me a boost out of the drift that I had buried my front axle in. Time to head home.
I had already called and cussed my dispatcher and ops manager both for sending me out that day, and bitched about my plight to a half-dozen friends by text. Now I was headed home. At least I knew what I was up against, right?
On an easy down-grade a couple of miles south of St. Joe, I came upon no less than three dozen cars and trucks scattered into drifts on both sides of the highway and all within the cramped space of a quarter-mile stretch. And this down-grade wasn’t done: It was still collecting victims in front of me as I eased my way along. Clearly, Ma Nature’s ice show had MODOT on the run. I was just about to clear the carnage when a HVAC van about 300 feet in front of me saw his back tires skid out from under him, causing him to t-bone a bridge abutment.
“Shit.”
Fucker was cross-wise against the bridge pillar, and I had a lane to change in short order. Trouble was, though, without benefit of a load over my rear axles, I was probably looking at either ramming him and shutting down the highway for hours, or joining the junk yard already piled high on the side of the Interstate. They say God looks after drunks and little children, so I guess He took exception with me as I managed to miss both the van and the salvage yard piled up next to the median.
I had never considered myself to be a truck driver. I was an out-of-work professional that happened to be currently driving a truck to pay his bills and feed his family. The job was simply a “means to an end” while I searched for a “real job”. That said, however, I have come to respect those who make their living this way, as well as the back-end folks who support them. Lots of long, lonely hours. The summers are heavy, hot, and dangerous; the winters are heavy, cold, and dangerous. Watching Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel had always made me nervous… Now I’m not so sure I could ever watch it again.[/soapbox]
Rack all you Drivers up in this bitch.