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RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:02 am
by M Club
so how long do you all give it before it's just some shitty game that's more of a nuisance than an actual rivalry? 90% of THE GAME is that both teams spend the entire season preparing for it (the other 10% is all that grease in an ohioan's rat tail). now it's just some week 5 bs where both teams are still working out their kinks. oh well, we always lose, so i suppose michigan now gets two months every year to redeem the season somehow, whereas before that was the end of things.
aside from the fact we suck right now, splitting the two teams to try and get them in the ccg and then moving the game earlier in the season is a complete fucking joke. presumably we'll get better one day, but now we're both stuck pissing our inter-divisional games away on each other while nebraska and penn state will spend theirs on indiana or purdue or whomever, so basically this move makes it easier for them to get in the ccg, which negates the reasoning of "ooh, umich/osu rematch!!!!" gay.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:21 am
by Dinsdale
If it was played the last week of the season, leading immediately to a rematch in the CCG, that would kinda suck, too.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:21 am
by PSUFAN
Another perspective - it's good to be freed of the Big 10's inclination to treat The Game as the de facto CCG...and to referee as such. A more truly competitive conference, with a fucking CHAMPIONSHIP GAME and no more "shared" titles, is a good thing for most people.
If The Game is all that, then it will be fine. A good rivalry doesn't need a whole conference to prop it up.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:25 am
by M Club
Dinsdale wrote:If it was played the last week of the season, leading immediately to a rematch in the CCG, that would kinda suck, too.
which is why they should be placed in the same divisions.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:31 am
by M Club
PSUFAN wrote:Another perspective - it's good to be freed of the Big 10's inclination to treat The Game as the de facto CCG...and to referee as such. A more truly competitive conference, with a fucking CHAMPIONSHIP GAME and no more "shared" titles, is a good thing for most people.
If The Game is all that, then it will be fine. A good rivalry doesn't need a whole conference to prop it up.
i don't know exactly what shackles you've finally been freed from. most big ten teams play their main rival the last game of the season. you nor state have a team that reciprocates your absolute hate, so you're stuck with each other.
there are standings and tiebreakers in place. the game is only the de facto championship when the actual championship is on the line. i don't know what this refereeing you're complaining about is. probably the same shiz where you whine about the refs always cheating in michigan's favor, like that time they won on the last second after joepa successfully argued for two seconds to be put on the clock. thanks for that.
though i suppose michigan and ohio state have been unfairly given conference championships for actually winning more games than any other team? conspiracies, i suppose.
a good rivalry doesn't need a conference to prop it up, but a great rivalry doesn't need a conference to rip it to shreds.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:04 am
by Shoalzie
M Club wrote:Dinsdale wrote:If it was played the last week of the season, leading immediately to a rematch in the CCG, that would kinda suck, too.
which is why they should be placed in the same divisions.
I'm fine with them being in the same division within the Big Ten so that never happens. The game can matter in that the division winner (or winner of the game) goes to the conference championship for the right to play in a big money consolation bowl or the game that involved the crystal football. The real juice from the rivalry will come back when Michigan gets their shit together and they are back to being capable of beating the Buckeyes. At this rate, they won't be competing for any conference crown so this game is nothing more than a high-profiled execution.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:48 pm
by indyfrisco
The Big 10 is probably looking at it like the t.u./OU matchup. Rivals who can lose that game and still make it to the BCS championship game. When Michigan or OSU loses that late season game, it could knock them out of a BCS game which means less $ for the conference. BTPCFB, while still my favorite of all sports, has caved into the business side of it. I hate to give legs to poptart's opinions, but it is disheartening nonetheless that our beloved sport has come to this. Money first. The rest will come.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:01 pm
by Screw_Michigan
IndyFrisco wrote:but it is disheartening nonetheless that our beloved sport has come to this. Money first.
Why do you hate capitalism?
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:30 am
by Truman
M Club wrote:so how long do you all give it before it's just some shitty game that's more of a nuisance than an actual rivalry? 90% of THE GAME is that both teams spend the entire season preparing for it (the other 10% is all that grease in an ohioan's rat tail). now it's just some week 5 bs where both teams are still working out their kinks. oh well, we always lose, so i suppose michigan now gets two months every year to redeem the season somehow, whereas before that was the end of things.
aside from the fact we suck right now, splitting the two teams to try and get them in the ccg and then moving the game earlier in the season is a complete fucking joke. presumably we'll get better one day, but now we're both stuck pissing our inter-divisional games away on each other while nebraska and penn state will spend theirs on indiana or purdue or whomever, so basically this move makes it easier for them to get in the ccg, which negates the reasoning of "ooh, umich/osu rematch!!!!" gay.
You whine like a fucking mule.
Last I checked, The XII has played host to a Big Game each year mid-season in Dallas that pretty much decided the Conference, and I can’t say that I’ve ever noticed a drop-off in the passion of the fans devoted to the game’s participants because the game wasn’t played at the end of the fucking year.

the fuck out-loud.
Maybe if you fucking losers would figure out a way to stop getting rolled by DI-AA and sub-Pac teams, you’re li’l grudge match against Ohio Tehc might just suddenly have meaning to the rest of the country again.
As for your bitch that Big Rid might get over as a result of the Big Eleven's enlightened scheduling…
Get over yourself. OU, Texas, AND Mizzou laughs at you.
Big Rid’s a fraud.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:23 am
by M Club
great take, dumbfuck. the RRS has been played in early october for-fucking-ever. the dynamics of the game didn't necessarily shift with the advent of the big xii, save all those other shitty big xii teams who've rendered an early season game as the de facto CCG because, well, kansas sucks.
i don't really give a shit about the rest of the country caring about michigan/osu again, especially some bitch on a message board who'd say it's a worthless game regardless because of his regionalism. i care about michigan and osu fans spending the entire year anticipating this game. not such a big deal to jump into mirror lake in late september, is it?
and i already said michigan sucked, so bravo for the your team sucks take. then i said even if they were good the logic behind splitting them just to get them both into the ccg is fucking stupid since that'd work out like once every 100 years anyhow. sorry you missed that in your haste to vomit all over the board.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:49 am
by poptart
Indy wrote:BTPCFB, while still my favorite of all sports, has caved into the business side of it. I hate to give legs to poptart's opinions, but it is disheartening nonetheless that our beloved sport has come to this. Money first. The rest will come.
The caving has gradually progressed over the decades and it's just becoming more pronounced and harder for rational observers to turn away from and justify.
You know that head-on-a-swivel - very quick multiple back-and-forth looks from side-to-side - that the town pervert gives as he slinks his way into the entrance of the local p0rn shop, hoping like hell nobody he knows sees him?
That's how I'd be as I entered a D-1 college football stadium after actually having laid down money to pay for the stanky filth.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:31 pm
by Truman
The whole Board? Naw, I pretty much confined my puke to your post.
Was it you, or was it a pitiful, screaming little girl standing in a puddle of her own warm piss that hijacked your password and posted:
“so how long do you all give it before it's just some shitty game that's more of a nuisance than an actual rivalry,” and that your game with tOSU is “just some week 5 bs where both teams are still working out their kinks.”
Can’t speak for Longhorn- and SoonerFan, but I’d like to think that they could schedule the RRS in the middle of an Outback parking lot at high noon on Groundhog’s Day and the outcome of that game is still gonna matter to those folks.
BTW, I never said your team sucked. I suggested that your team should STOP sucking. Sorry that nuance escaped you. At least we agree on Kansas….
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:53 pm
by Mace
Michigan's recent fall from grace has somewhat diminished the importance of "the game" but, no matter when it's played, it's still Ohio State-Michigan and the outcome will have an impact on the conference championship or, as in the near future, the division championship. The rivalry remains intact and, if you want to play them in the ccg finale, win your division. Maintaining the annual rivalry is the important thing, not which week the game is being played. The Big 10 is not the Big 2, Little 8 these days, and the decision to split up the traditional powers/rivals is evidence of that. It's not a bad thing, just a sign that the face of the conference has changed....and for the better, imo.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:16 pm
by Go Coogs'
LSU-Floirda play against each other every season and they are in different divisions.
It's still a huge game and sometimes decides a division winner. I say gor that route. Put one in each division and play every year.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:49 pm
by PSUFAN
Like I said - The Game is a big deal already, and it will remain so. It will be a big deal even after the conference has to change how it does things. The conference has historically operated under the assumption that there are only two teams that contend for supremacy, and they do so in The Game, and no other conference teams can dare stage a game after The Game.
Officiating - while PSU has been screwed a couple of times in games with tOSU and uM, that's not what I'm referring to. I'm referring to games like the uM/Illinois game in 2000, a blatant screw job from top to bottom. it's not only PSU - ask the other conference teams if an official seemed reluctant to pull a flag or make a call that might keep one of The Two out of The Game.
Many realities of the modern game are anathema to the Old Guard...replay, weekly national television coverage, night games...but since these things have a direct bearing on revenue, the ADs and Presidents will let them pass.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:03 pm
by King Crimson
to one of Truman's points: i'm not sure OU-UT is a great example since 90+ years of that rivalry the teams were not in the same conference. usually, imagine it was the same for the SWC, OU generally played one conference game before the RRS. point being: that how that one was created and developed over 100 years was mostly as OOC play. and as we all learned in June, OU had to go Cain and Abel and ruthlessly backstab holy, ever faithful brother Nebraska to get the RRS to stay "as is" in the 2nd weekend in October during the formation of the Big XII.
so, to preserve the nature of THAT rivalry....there was significant fallout....even 15 years later.
i don't like the idea of divisions and then teams choosing up an "every year" rivalry despite divisional rotations....it's a stupid idea that makes no competitive sense in terms of balance or parity. if i'm feeling like the pirate or bill snyder, i'm lobbying for my rival to be the Leathernecks of Western Illinois or say Baylor or Indiana. gimme that W every year instead of traveling to the Shoe every other.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:47 pm
by M Club
Truman wrote:The whole Board? Naw, I pretty much confined my puke to your post.
Was it you, or was it a pitiful, screaming little girl standing in a puddle of her own warm piss that hijacked your password and posted:
“so how long do you all give it before it's just some shitty game that's more of a nuisance than an actual rivalry,” and that your game with tOSU is “just some week 5 bs where both teams are still working out their kinks.”
Can’t speak for Longhorn- and SoonerFan, but I’d like to think that they could schedule the RRS in the middle of an Outback parking lot at high noon on Groundhog’s Day and the outcome of that game is still gonna matter to those folks.
BTW, I never said your team sucked. I suggested that your team should STOP sucking. Sorry that nuance escaped you. At least we agree on Kansas….
oh sorry, dumbfuck, i figured i was allowed a measure of sarcasm. i actually think the game will stop mattering all together save its relevance to the standings because it's no longer played at season's end.
osu will always be our biggest rival, but part of the reason it's considered one of cfb's best rivalries is both teams play at season's end, when the entire season is usually on the line for one of them. removing that element from the equation hurts the rivalry no matter what bs well-the-RRS-does-it-this-way posturing you throw you there.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:15 am
by M Club
Papa Willie wrote:
Now you've got a guy who's trying to implement a system that goes against EVERYTHING that Michigan and the rest of the Big 10 has ever stood for - big fat white boys running up the middle and playing smash-mouth football. Michigan CAN'T ever become a run & poot type team like RR wants them to be.
Y'all need to get back to your roots.
most of the cfb world was 'big 10 football' for a million years. all this spread shit is relatively new to the landscape as a whole, so i doubt running a system counter to tradition is why they suck. and regardless of the offense they've been running the last couple of years, they've still been fielding that shitty defense of theirs. that app state loss, as you pointed out, happened during the old guard, so it's not like our state of affairs can all be laid at dickrod's feet (though obvs he gets his fair share).
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:25 am
by M Club
PSUFAN wrote:Like I said - The Game is a big deal already, and it will remain so. It will be a big deal even after the conference has to change how it does things. The conference has historically operated under the assumption that there are only two teams that contend for supremacy, and they do so in The Game, and no other conference teams can dare stage a game after The Game.
Officiating - while PSU has been screwed a couple of times in games with tOSU and uM, that's not what I'm referring to. I'm referring to games like the uM/Illinois game in 2000, a blatant screw job from top to bottom. it's not only PSU - ask the other conference teams if an official seemed reluctant to pull a flag or make a call that might keep one of The Two out of The Game.
Many realities of the modern game are anathema to the Old Guard...replay, weekly national television coverage, night games...but since these things have a direct bearing on revenue, the ADs and Presidents will let them pass.
michigan/osu play on noon the last saturday of the big ten season. other teams play their rivals that same day, possibly even later in the day, so technically you're wrong. it's not like there's a ccg at the moment to prolong the season, so what's the conference supposed to do?
michigan and osu account for nearly 80 big ten titles. quite a stretch for the conference to assume the game will play an integral role in determining the championship. and even more of a stretch to market its marquee matchup to a national audience.
as far as your officiating: sour grapes. michigan has benefited from shitty calls and they've been bent over because of shitty calls. and i don't know of any penalty that's going to keep michigan or ohio state out of a scheduled conference game. do you? i mean, if you want to speak historically, they don't often meet with the conference on the line for both teams; one team's generally looking to play spoiler. but if you insist on this premise that the officials look out for michigan and osu, i'll wait till you systematically prove all these calls they get at the expense of other teams before asking other conference teams if they feel the same way. anything other than 'it seems.'
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:37 am
by Dinsdale
Truman wrote:Last I checked, The XII has played host to a Big Game each year mid-season in Dallas that pretty much decided the Conference
Just for the sake of accuracy (not denigrating your take)...
no.
The PAC10 plays host to the Big Game.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:08 am
by H4ever
Truman wrote:[
As for your bitch that Big Rid might get over as a result of the Big Eleven's enlightened scheduling…
Get over yourself. OU, Texas, AND Mizzou laughs at you.
Big Rid’s a fraud.
Last I checked, Mizzou tends to piss down their collective legs like the bunch of sissy-lala's they are....even during their "good" years. You fucks ever won anything?
As for OU and Texas laughing...OU got beat and Texas should have but not for the phantom second being stuck back on the clock. Mizzou laughing? I laughed....
"Big Rid/fraud" is going to wipe their cocks all over the Big 12's drapes this year. Pelini might even fly to Columbia on a Tuesday just to upperdeck a toilet in a hotel room.....like he did last year in the visitor's locker room.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:18 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Needless to say if the Big 11 had a CCG five years ago, Bo would still be alive because he wouldn't have had to worry about a 1v2 between two undefeated teams going at it with everything on the line. I'm with M Club and there really isn't much that I can say that hasn't already been said, other than Buttsy polluting yet another BTPCFB thread with his inane auto-posting. The biggest casualty of Big 11 expansion and the CCG is the death of The Game. It will suck.
I guess the best case scenario is not having them meet as early as possible. A first or second week in October matchup would be best.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:39 am
by M Club
i was going to cut and paste the
article from dr. saturday but like the one from
mgoblog better.
Two must-read posts: Ramzy at Bucknuts on whoredom and Doctor Saturday on the sheer lack of sense.
I'm not posting this in the hope that it will change anything. Since Dave Brandon came out in favor of moving the Michigan-Ohio State game to midseason there's been tremendous fan pushback, with opinion running about 10-to-1 against. It obviously doesn't matter, because the men in suits are ramping up the meaningless PR doublespeak to alarming levels:
…the reason the Big Ten is great is because of our fans. We had five and a half million fans come to games [in 2009]. Whether it’s the Rose Bowl or Ohio State-Michigan, we welcome that, and there’s an awful lot of discussion of, generally speaking, how our fans feel about what we do. We're not fan-insensitive, we're fan-receptive and are only interested in doing what is going to grow our fan base.
Whenever someone starts talking about how great the fans are, the fans are about to get it in uncomfortable places, especially when that's the first thing they talk about in the face of obvious, massive opposition. Meanwhile, the SID is trying to calm people over email by saying for Michigan and Ohio State to meet for the conference title they will "have to play their way into the championship game." If it was a trial balloon people would be walking it back by now after the reaction it's received. The thing is far enough along that Barry Alvarez is flat-out stating that Iowa and Wisconsin will be split up. It's actually happening.
So this doesn't matter. But here's why Michigan and Ohio State's athletic directors should be out in the streets rounding up pitchfork-toting mobs instead of rolling over like Indiana:
The financial benefits are almost literally zero. Dan Wetzel cites a TV executive claiming that at maximum, the vague possibility of Michigan and Ohio State meeting in a Big Ten championship game once a decade might be worth two million dollars a year ("it might be half that," he adds). Even taking the most optimistic number, the end result for Michigan is another 150k per year (the conference takes a share). Assuming an average of seven home games a year, Michigan could earn that by raising ticket prices twenty cents. Meanwhile, every other Big Ten team sees the same increase in their bottom line.
Twenty cents!
Michigan and Ohio State will almost never meet. The Plain Dealer looked back at the league since Penn State's addition and concluded that in the last sixteen years, a Michigan-Ohio State championship game would have happened all of three times.
In the future you can expect that to be far less frequent. Michigan will be guaranteed that 1) they play an outstanding Ohio State team and 2) three of the other five teams in their division do not. If the matchup is going to occur it's going to be the same for Ohio State. The loser of that game is going to have to overcome that deficit against teams that have a much easier schedule. The addition of Nebraska adds another historic power to the league. "Once a decade" is not hyperbole. It's a reasonable estimate.
As a result, you are turning M-OSU from something that will always have stakes to something you hope to do over. This is Delany's reasoning:
"If Duke and North Carolina were historically the two strongest programs and only one could play for the right to be in the NCAA tournament, would you want them playing in the season-ending game so one is in and one is out?" he asked. "Or would you want them to play and have it count in the standings and then they possibly could meet for the right to be in the NCAA or the Rose Bowl?
"We've had those debates. It's a good one. The question is whether you want to confine a game that's one of the greatest rivalries of all time to a divisional game."
Yes. Because the loser of that game is doomed and knows it. Moving it to midseason just makes it a particularly high hurdle that might not mean much—that the conference explicitly hopes doesn't mean much—at the end of the year, when the two teams can do it again, except indoors in Indianapolis. Doctor Saturday:
Keep the game what it's always been, the ritualistic culmination of an entire season in a single, freezing orgy of centuries-old hate that cannot be overturned or redeemed for at least another 365 days. In good years, the division championship (hence a shot at the conference championship) will be on the line, preserving the familiar winner-take-all/loser-go-home intensity that made "The Game" what it is in the first place.
You are doing something your fans hate. The kids don't get paid, the stadium doesn't have advertising, the idea that there is a Michigan Thing that it is possible not to "get" in a way that it is not possible Jim Schwartz does not "get" the Lions Thing: these are the things that separate college football from minor league baseball. For decades Michigan's season has had a certain shape defined by the great Satan at the end of it.
This is where the disconnect between the suits and the fans is greatest. Beating Ohio State isn't about winning the Big Ten, it's about beating Ohio State, just like the Egg Bowl is about beating that other team in Mississippi or the Civil War is about beating that other team in Oregon or any billion other year-end rivalry games that have been played since the Great Depression. M-OSU is the super-sized version of the old-fashioned rivalries based on pure hate. It's not Miami-Florida State, a game entirely dependent on the teams being national contenders for it to even sell out, but the Big Ten is treating it like the country's fakest rivalry game anyway.
It so happens that a lot of the time OSU and Michigan do decide the Big Ten, but did anyone want to beat OSU less in the mid-90s when Michigan limped into the game with 3 or 4 losses every year? Or last year? No. Would it matter less as an October game to be followed by three or four more? Necessarily yes. Is that the worst thing in the world? Yes.
I have no tolerance for anyone too dense to grasp this, much less see it as a potentially good thing, as Dave at Maize N Brew does. I said his post on the matter was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen a Michigan fan write and it remains so. Orson's post on the matter is also the dumbest thing I've ever seen him write. The reason college football matters in a way the NFL does not is the idea it has that some things are not worth selling. Once the date of the Michigan-Ohio State game goes the only thing left is the labor of the players.
I'll still be there. I don't have a choice, really, but the special kind of misery I'll experience when Michigan plays Ohio State at 8 PM in October and Special K blasts "Lose Yourself" during a critical review will make me feel like an exploited sap, not a member of a community in which my opinions matter. They clearly don't. This will matter in the same way erosion does.
AND NOW: A BUNCH OF UNAFFILIATED FOLK SHARE THEIR OPINIONS
Jerry Hinnen:
Speaking as an Auburn fan on Big 10 moving M/OSU to midseason: If they'd tried that w/ the Iron Bowl I'd have burned SEC HQ to the ground
Doctor Saturday:
Because I have a soul, I've already firmly aligned myself with the "armageddon" crowd, made up of those of us who can't stand the thought of one side telling the other in mid-October, "We'll see you again when it really matters." Which probably means I've aligned myself with the losing side. Whatever the motivations of its less influential champions, the prospect of a Buckeye-Wolverine split only has traction among people who matter because the people who matter see a buck in it: If one Ohio State-Michigan game is good, two Ohio State-Michigan games must be even better, and I'm sure they have the ratings projections and accompanying ad rates to prove it. The rivalry has already defined and shaped the national perception of the Big Ten for the last 50 years; just think of the possibility of the rivalry-as-championship game as "expanding the brand."
Mike Rothstein:
Saving this game at the end is the culmination of a season-long crescendo.
Michigan-Indiana at the end of the year, for example, doesn’t offer the same cachet.
And it never will.
Stewart Mandel:
Are you kidding me? It's been played the last week of the season all but once since 1935, and it's the league's single most important franchise. You would think conference leaders would go to any length to protect it. …
Sometimes leaders make decisions without properly thinking through the issues. This one sounds like a case of over-thinking. Do the right thing, Mr. Delany, Mr. Brandon and Mr. Smith, lest the ghosts of Woody and Bo haunt you in your sleep.
John Taylor:
Be warned, Big Ten: you move The Game, you will rip the heart and suck the soul out of the single greatest property the conference owns. And for what, a few more advertising dollars every few years when they do happen to stumble into a title showdown? One that will, incidentally, likely be contested in a sterile, domed, neutral location as opposed to yet another reason that The Game is what it is -- The Big House and The Shoe.
So… yeah. Join the Facebook page. Maybe it will help. It won't, actually, but maybe you'll feel better about it.
i suppose i'd disagree with the financial bit since, as indy pointed out, this is probably about giving the loser of michigan/osu a chance to sneak into a bcs game.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:45 am
by L45B
Pretty much agree with MClub here, the ramifications of these changes are huge and will no doubt water down arguably one of the greatest rivalries in sports. Many point to the fact that Michigan has shit the bed this decade but most forget that they fielded some pretty shitty teams in the 90s as well. Just so happens they could always count on ole Coop to choke away an undefeated season.
Which, despite being on the losing end of some heart-wrenching defeats, that's one of aspects of The Game that makes it truly unique. No matter what the records are, both teams come into that game with an established identity-- good or bad. But that final game can cement all things from conference champion to spoiler to sweet redemption. Playing it in the middle of the year, with each team in different divisions??? Just steals all the flavor from it if you ask me. I realize that Delany sees dollar signs here in the short-term (especially salivating at a possible OSU-UM rematch in a domed stadium

) but I think he's well on his way to killing one of the great traditions of this sport.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:53 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
M fan should be equally pissed at its AD. Dude seems to be on board with everything that is fucking over his program. What is this shit he's leaking to the press about how cross-divisional games won't count in the standings except for tie breakers? That is going to water down "the game" even more, if true.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:04 am
by Truman
M Club wrote:oh sorry, dumbfuck, i figured i was allowed a measure of sarcasm. i actually think the game will stop mattering all together save its relevance to the standings because it's no longer played at season's end.
osu will always be our biggest rival, but part of the reason it's considered one of cfb's best rivalries is both teams play at season's end, when the entire season is usually on the line for one of them. removing that element from the equation hurts the rivalry no matter what bs well-the-RRS-does-it-this-way posturing you throw you there.
Breathtakingly ponderous.
Are you done?! Jayzus-weeping-tits, M-Club...
Lemme get this straight:
They
moved your precious fucking game, and all of a sudden your rivalry with taw-soo doesn’t amount to a warm bucket of spit because the game isn’t played at season’s end?
Really?!
I knew you Ten-types were diff’ernt, but piss! What a bunch of fucking
pussies.
Clearly, there is some kinda MAJOR disconnect as to how the words “rival” and “rivalry” are defined in the Upper Midwest.
A “rival”, as defined it in THESE parts, is one where you root for the other school to:
Lose to every DII cupcake that they schedule each year in the non-con...
- AND, for that matter;
Lose to Everyone Else that they have scheduled (unless it’s Nebrasshole)...
Lose by a hundred when we DO finally square off to play – regardless of date (
fuckin' pussy)...
Suffer poor attendance, declining revenues, and bad press...
Suffer in shame when their players get arrested...
Be booed by their own fans...
Fire their coach annually...
Lose commitments, head-to-head recruitment battles, be placed on probation, and be ineligible for bowl games...
Get it, Loser? Is there ANY respect there? Maybe... But we ain't tellin' 'em. We want them to die-in-a-fire. Figuratively. If the mere sight of the enemy’s colors on game day isn’t enough to make you wanna take up arms, then you and everyone else like you sucks out loud. Hell, if the Taliban squared off against Kansas tomorrow, I’d take the
foreign terrorists and lay the points....
Bottom line: Whether you useless fucks are worth a piss or not, it shouldn't MATTER
when you Loser's play tOSU.
Frickin’ whiny-ass pussy.
Big Rid oughtta to fit in just fine with your league....
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:17 am
by Truman
H4ever wrote:Last I checked, Mizzou tends to piss down their collective legs like the bunch of sissy-lala's they are....even during their "good" years. You fucks ever won anything?
Nope. And neither have you. Just a couple of North Division titles two-out-of-the-last-three years, which ain’t shit. But it’s more than Big Rid can say lately. And at least we can beat Iowa State at home. BTW, Big Rid in Lincoln is our BITCH.
H4ever wrote:As for OU and Texas laughing...OU got beat and Texas should have but not for the phantom second being stuck back on the clock. Mizzou laughing? I laughed....
Sounds to me more like you cried.
Bode you, I guess

for getting over on an OU squad that graduated half its BCS team and had its star quarterback in re-hab when you played them. As for Tejas: Scoreboard, Loser.
BTW, that li'l bitch take is like MizzouFan saying that Big Rid would have been drowned-and-sunk in Columbia if that pet rhinoceros of yours hadn’t stepped on Gabbert’s ankle.
Bottom line: Score more points, you whiny Fuck.
H4ever wrote:"Big Rid/fraud" is going to wipe their cocks all over the Big 12's drapes this year. Pelini might even fly to Columbia on a Tuesday just to upperdeck a toilet in a hotel room.....like he did last year in the visitor's locker room.
Sounds like a plan. You Losers are welcome to wipe all cum off all the cocks you want while Mizzou figures out how to finally beat OU or Texas in Dallas this December. Regardless, no difference for you or Big Rid this year or any other: 2nd in the XII North; 2nd in the Big Ten West. Same shit, different season. Just the way it is, Loser. Get used to it.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:40 am
by M Club
Truman wrote:
A “rival”, as defined it in THESE parts, is one where you root for the other school to:
oh ja, i forgot your rivalry has staked its claim to fame on
we both suck but we really rully rilly REALLY hate each other. i guess you wouldn't understand because, while every rivalry game involves just as much hate as yours, mizzou and kansas have only met once where anything was on the line. you're not qualified to speak on this matter.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:26 am
by Truman
M Club wrote:...you're not qualified to speak on this matter.
From YOUR level?
Way to kick your own ass, pussy.
It's been YEARS since Mizzou has managed to win only ONE fucking conference game.
No wonder the concept of rivalry defeats you: Your fucks can't beat
anybody.
What a waste of keystrokes. Post a .500 record in the Ten and then talk to me, you fucking Loser....
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:04 am
by H4ever
Truman wrote:H4ever wrote:Last I checked, Mizzou tends to piss down their collective legs like the bunch of sissy-lala's they are....even during their "good" years. You fucks ever won anything?
Nope. And neither have you. Just a couple of North Division titles two-out-of-the-last-three years, which ain’t shit. But it’s more than Big Rid can say lately. And at least we can beat Iowa State at home. BTW, Big Rid in Lincoln is our BITCH.
H4ever wrote:As for OU and Texas laughing...OU got beat and Texas should have but not for the phantom second being stuck back on the clock. Mizzou laughing? I laughed....
Sounds to me more like you cried.
Bode you, I guess

for getting over on an OU squad that graduated half its BCS team and had its star quarterback in re-hab when you played them. As for Tejas: Scoreboard, Loser.
BTW, that li'l bitch take is like MizzouFan saying that Big Rid would have been drowned-and-sunk in Columbia if that pet rhinoceros of yours hadn’t stepped on Gabbert’s ankle.
Bottom line: Score more points, you whiny Fuck.
H4ever wrote:"Big Rid/fraud" is going to wipe their cocks all over the Big 12's drapes this year. Pelini might even fly to Columbia on a Tuesday just to upperdeck a toilet in a hotel room.....like he did last year in the visitor's locker room.
Sounds like a plan. You Losers are welcome to wipe all cum off all the cocks you want while Mizzou figures out how to finally beat OU or Texas in Dallas this December. Regardless, no difference for you or Big Rid this year or any other: 2nd in the XII North; 2nd in the Big Ten West. Same shit, different season. Just the way it is, Loser. Get used to it.
Leave it to Mizzou fan to go back THREE, count them THREE years when trying to claim 'bode over one of the titans of cfb. You're like a late 90's K-Suck fan on a three day, nyquil mixed with crack bender. Loser? Get a crystal trophy...just one...ya knuckle-draggin' used mobile home salesman.
Mizzou will get butcher-raped in Lincoln. Gabbert will get picked at least 3 times as he runs for his life up against another great D-line that won't drop off much from last year (some think it will be even better) which will make life hell considering he will be scrambling and then try to throw against a great secondary.
Tejas? Good team...that will get fucking embarrassed in Lincoln. OU in the CCG will be Nebraska's toughest game this year.
I don't predict Missouri to win any kind of title on the football field (shocker) until they end up in the MAC or Mountain West or some other non-BCS, shit conference when the Big 12 folds. It's their destiny...and nobody cares. Hope ya like crusty drapes, Preston.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:47 pm
by M Club
Truman wrote:
From YOUR level?
Way to kick your own ass, pussy.
my own ass? you should probably wait till mizzou becomes nouveau riche before acting the part. these are the halcyon days of mizzou football and you have seven or eight wins a year to show for it. we'll recover and you'll still be the same floundering, pussy program no one gives a shit about. go choke on your irrelevance.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
I agree withh 88's alignment. It'e geographic. I don't care if tOSU, UM and PSU are the three best if you consider the past 100 years, right now Neb, Iowa and UW are roughly equivalent. By the time Michigan is once again relevant, there will be 16 teams and a new alignment.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:07 pm
by PSUFAN
I like that alignment also.
I hate the argument that we have to be careful because someone might get a loss. Win all of your games, or stfu.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:21 pm
by King Crimson
H4ever wrote: OU in the CCG will be Nebraska's toughest game this year.
.
dunno, might be one of those home OOC tilts against Western Kentucky, Idaho, or South Dakota State.....wtf? that sounds like late November/first 2 weeks in December basketball schedule, except WKU might show up to the Devaney Center ready to play.
pathetic. i thought you guys had big balls now? :wink:
i predict NU will lose one: @UW, @KSU, @OSU, @ATM. and lose 2 conference games overall. wouldn't be so quick to cede yourself that win over Texas yet, as it seems.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:27 pm
by Truman
H4ever wrote:Leave it to Mizzou fan to go back THREE, count them THREE years when trying to claim 'bode over one of the titans of cfb. You're like a late 90's K-Suck fan on a three day, nyquil mixed with crack bender. Loser? Get a crystal trophy...just one...ya knuckle-draggin' used mobile home salesman.
Titans of football? Is Tom Osborne still coaching?
Get over yourself, Loser. You fucks haven’t peed a drop since Solich got fired. Three bucks and your history will get you a latte down at Starbucks, you Big Ten tea-bagging traitor.
H4ever wrote:Mizzou will get butcher-raped in Lincoln. Gabbert will get picked at least 3 times as he runs for his life up against another great D-line that won't drop off much from last year (some think it will be even better) which will make life hell considering he will be scrambling and then try to throw against a great secondary.
Ah. The Drink is Strong in this One...
52-17 in Lincoln sez whut?!
Thought Suh was playing on Sundays in Detroit now. If you can explain to me how the Black Shirts improve by subtraction, I’m all ears. BTW, you DO realize that the two best quarterback recruits that committed to Big Rid the past three years BOTH play at Mizzou now, right?
H4ever wrote:Tejas? Good team...that will get fucking embarrassed in Lincoln. OU in the CCG will be Nebraska's toughest game this year.
[myopia][/myopia] tags might even make that readable....
BTW, I’m thinking that figuring out a way to keep from losing to West Virginia again in the Pinstripe Bowl might prove to be a more realistic challenge....
H4ever wrote:I don't predict Missouri to win any kind of title on the football field (shocker) until they end up in the MAC or Mountain West or some other non-BCS, shit conference when the Big 12 folds. It's their destiny...and nobody cares. Hope ya like crusty drapes, Preston.
Which, of course, is why you traitorous cowards opted to flee from XII.
Can’t beat Oklahoma.
Can’t beat Texas.
Can’t even beat Missouri. Clearly, can’t hang in the XII. And the Ten clearly offers an easier go.
Have fun this December in Yankee Stadium, Loser.
(Just) Go Big Rid! (Just) Go Big Rid!
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:31 pm
by Truman
M Club wrote:Truman wrote:
From YOUR level?
Way to kick your own ass, pussy.
my own ass? you should probably wait till mizzou becomes nouveau riche before acting the part. these are the halcyon days of mizzou football and you have seven or eight wins a year to show for it. we'll recover and you'll still be the same floundering, pussy program no one gives a shit about. go choke on your irrelevance.
One-‘n-seven sez whut?!
Last I checked, Loser, NOBODY gives a shit about Michigan these days other than ABC, who keeps expecting you to be "good" for some reason; the D1-AA teams slavering at the opportunity to knock off a Prehistoric Name and collect a huge payday for doing so in front of 110,000-or-so asshats living in denial and who have yet to figure out that the best days of Michigunt football are behind them; and the rest of the Ten, who wish that beating your Wolvereams actually meant something to their BCS ranking...
“We’ll recover”?! Missed the link on that one, Loser. Iowa State thinks you’re an idiot.
Back on topic, your rivalry with taw-soo doesn’t mean dick because you Losers can’t field a team,
regardless of when the fucking game is played.
NO.
BODY.
FUCKING.
CARES.
Die in obscurity, Loser....
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:04 pm
by M Club
ja, no one cares about michigan, which is why them losing is a much bigger story than mizzou...doing what exactly? seriously, what has mizzou ever done except that one time they lost by 400 in the ccg? i can't in my life think of a time anyone in casual conversation brought up mizzou, much less read about them in the national press. you want to talk about obscurity: tell me what conference mizzou will join once it's time for that new big xii contract to be signed and the networks realize there are 14 people in missouri who want to watch mizzou football but no one else in the country who can be bothered to give a fuck? not only is mizzou obscure but they're absolutely irrelevant save some team texas gets to beat by 30 every year.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:34 pm
by Truman
…All of which does nothing to dispel that you are a whiny little cunt lamenting the fact that they moved your beloved annual thrashing to mid-season.
You lost SEVEN fucking games in conference last season AND to App State the year before.
Tell me again why you’re talking to me?
Michigan is a rolling bag of fuck.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:29 am
by Goober McTuber
Nice hair-pulling contest you've got going on here.
Re: RIP Umich/OSU
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:43 am
by M Club
Truman wrote:…All of which does nothing to dispel the fact that you are a whiny little cunt lamenting the fact that they moved your beloved annual thrashing to mid-season.
You lost SEVEN fucking games in conference last season AND to App State the year before.
Tell me again why you’re talking to me?
Michigan is a rolling bag of fuck.
95% of michigan and osu fans feel the same way as i do, so sure, whiny little cunt. you just wanted to make some point about how "we hate each other regardless" despite the fact that no one cares, regardless.
michigan's not a very good football team right now. i don't know why you keep trying to make that point as if it's news, though your intended effect might have some bit if it weren't for that whole mizzou game. we suck, you've always sucked. we'll probably be good again in the near future and you'll be mizzou still.