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Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:44 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Okay, you rent a minivan from Budget and are allowed to take along four other T1B'ers on a wild, debauch, trip to hell.

Who do you invite?

My list:

1. Mace
2. trev (she will be our Daphne from Scooby Doo)
3. Dins
4. Go Coogs

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:41 am
by Mace
Martyred wrote:Okay, you rent a minivan from Budget and are allowed to take along four other T1B'ers on a wild, debauch, trip to hell.

Who do you invite?

My list:

1. Mace
2. trev (she will be our Daphne from Scooby Doo)
3. Dins
4. Go Coogs
Since I'm first on the list, does that mean I ride shotgun?

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:58 am
by Go Coogs'
1. JON
2. Paul
3. mtool
4. Pikkle

You can thank me later.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:05 pm
by SEC Ballsucking Homer
Jsc810
T REX
Sudden Sam
Papa Willie

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:20 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Go Coogs' wrote:1. JON
2. Paul
3. mtool
4. Pikkle
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Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:26 pm
by BSmack
Of those I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting, I'd have to say these 4 would be way at the top of the list for such a hypothetical gathering.

Wags- But I wouldn't let him buy the beer
Dins- Because he can turn a toaster into a digital watch
Screwy- I'd let him run the radio just to watch everybody else freak out
KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:36 pm
by Wolfman
Is that guy on your right seasick ? To do a Bill Buckley, I think I'd have a better time with 4 guys picked at random out of the Fort Myers phone book.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:48 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Some good choices so far, I'll go with:

velocet
Moorese
Dinsdale
mvscal

With that group, I'm quite sure I wouldn't (perhaps couldn't is a better word here) get a word in edgewise.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:50 pm
by Dinsdale
I'd have to take a poll, and figure out who had the best drugs.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:09 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:I'd have to take a poll, and figure out who had the best drugs.
If you just go by who has the most, you’ve probably got Wolfman and jsc for starters.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:44 pm
by Wolfman
My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:47 pm
by Dinsdale
Wolfman wrote:My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Kick it up to Beast Ice, and I may have a seat for you.

I suppose I'd have to find a nondrinker to drive, though.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:13 pm
by Felix
it'd be a golf trip so it'd be Dins, go cougs, Indyfrisco, and Bsmack...with Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

I want to see if cougs can hit it as far as he says he can

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:17 pm
by Dinsdale
Felix wrote:it'd be a golf trip so it'd be Dins, go cougs, Indyfrisco, and Bsmack...with Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

I want to see if cougs can hit it as far as he says he can

I was pretty much thinking the same thing.

We'll go for a year -- Florida and Arizona in winter, california in spring, Southern Oregon in summer and fall... and Hawaii when we get some pontoons for the minivan.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:21 pm
by Ana Ng
Toddowen wrote:I think I'd go with Ana Ng, Ana Ng, Ana Ng, and Ana Ng.
In that case, I'll just go with Mace



Not the poster, the weapons.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.
Oh come on, you’re like 80 years old. All of you guys have those week-long pill boxes where you load up 15 or 30 pills into the little parts marked for each day of the week so you can keep track of that shit. Whenever you’re able to remember where you keep the pillbox.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:57 pm
by BSmack
Papa Willie wrote:Dins (because we'd need a token black)
:doh:

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:SS
Jsc
Carson
Smackie
Dins (because we'd need a token black)
Ana (tits!)
Mikey

That's not to slight some of the other folks here, but I don't really give a fuck. I'd probably pay to have Goober flown in via a Medi-copter to share various WWI stories with us for entertainment.
Jesus, I was born in 1952. I'm old enough to be...your older brother (but much too intelligent to pass for it).

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:08 pm
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:I guess I should expand on my choices a little, since it appears I may need a few hands to hold Ana down, shince it doesn't appear that she is going to be a cooperative subject,
Much like any of your other sex partners, you FAT drunken PEDOPHILE.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:37 pm
by Cuda
Dinsdale wrote:
Wolfman wrote:My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Kick it up to Beast Ice, and I may have a seat for you.

I suppose I'd have to find a nondrinker to drive, though.
OK, who stole Dinsdale's password?

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 pm
by Ana Ng
Toddowen wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I think I'd go with Ana Ng, Ana Ng, Ana Ng, and Ana Ng.
In that case, I'll just go with Mace



Not the poster, the weapons.
It's good that you said "weapons", because the chemical deterant is about the weakest link in a law enforcement agents arsenal.

I speak from experience. They might as well call that stuff laughing gas.
Oh.

I was kinda thinking more of the "flanged","chain", and "spiked" variety.


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Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:39 pm
by PSUFAN
Got some childrearing to do? ROAD TRIP!!!

--otis

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:17 am
by Wolfman
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Maybe some cloves, parsley, rosemary, and sage would be good too.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:58 am
by Ana Ng
My list:

PSUFAN - (we'd save travel time on bathroom breaks, as he'd no doubt rather just shit his drawers)
RJack - (funny, witty guy who's easy on the optics, and seems like he'd know how to change a tire)
Trev - (I don't wanna be the only female, and I'd like someone other than ME for my next choice to pick on.......)
Mvscal - (because if we're going to end up in Hell, I'd like to have someone with us that speaks the language)

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:05 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
PSUFAN wrote:Got some childrearing to do? ROAD TRIP!!!

--otis

zing

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:09 am
by mvscal
PSUFAN wrote:Got some childrearing to do? ROAD TRIP!!!

--otis
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--DiS

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:13 am
by poptart
BSmack wrote:KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.
Why the hell would anyone visit Crapchester?

And better yet, why the hell would anyone live there ... and continue to live there?

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:14 am
by smackaholic
Dins (what's a drunken roadie without some pigfukking escapade)
Mikey (if we broke down in the middle of nowhere, you gotta have some "professor" type dude to cobble together a radio)
Smackie Chan (in charge of finding good radio stations)
TiVo-(mascot)

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:17 am
by poptart
Felix wrote:Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)
Qbert was run.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:31 am
by War Wagon
Papa Willie wrote: Bitch.
What, you're mad at her because she didn't pick you?

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:45 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wags, I know you and I have had some difficult interactions these past few days, but I'm willing to dump Coogs and give you his spot in the minivan. Of course, you'll have to sit on the bench seat in the back with Mace. (Sorry Mace, no-can-do on the shotgun...trev called it, fair and square).

...and trev, if you need me to pull over at the next rest stop so you can take care of your "lady problems", just say so. Don't be embarrassed, we're all friends 'n stuff.


Sorry Coogs, but you are kinda boring and Wags is...well...pretty awesome.



:scs: GO TEAM T1B MINIVAN! :scs:

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:51 am
by Truman
BSmack wrote:Of those I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting, I'd have to say these 4 would be way at the top of the list for such a hypothetical gathering.

Wags- But I wouldn't let him buy the beer...
...KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.
Really?

TWO Kansas Citians on the same trip?

Oh my...

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Wags: You suck!

Scott: No, you suck!

Scott: But you're a faggy buttlicker...

Wags: No, YOU'RE a faggy buttlicker...


Fi-deen hun-nert miles of "I Know You Are But What Am I."

Well played, B. Have a swell trip. Mind the cheeseburgers at the roadside diners...

:mrgreen:

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:53 am
by War Wagon
Ana Ng wrote: seems like he'd know how to change a tire.
Oh, Oh, Oh... I can change a tire!

~spray

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:58 am
by Ana Ng
Spray brings his own spare er'where he goes.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:06 am
by Ana Ng
Papa Willie wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:My list:

PSUFAN - (we'd save travel time on bathroom breaks, as he'd no doubt rather just shit his drawers)
RJack - (funny, witty guy who's easy on the optics, and seems like he'd know how to change a tire)
Trev - (I don't wanna be the only female, and I'd like someone other than ME for my next choice to pick on.......)
Mvscal - (because if we're going to end up in Hell, I'd like to have someone with us that speaks the language)
Bitch.
Fine. But I'm making YOU pick which two T1B'ers you'd like to take the space of in my minivan.


Christ!

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:11 am
by War Wagon
My road trip crew would consist of only three of the brethren because #1 we're not taking any bitches and #2 noone of my crew would be riding bitch.

Well that, and because there's only about 3 of you here I'd trust farther than I could throw you.

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:12 am
by Felix
KC Scott wrote:
Felix wrote:it'd be a golf trip so it'd be Dins, go cougs, Indyfrisco, and Bsmack...with Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

I want to see if cougs can hit it as far as he says he can

But which one will you stick with the bar tab?
who's ever out the door last :)

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:23 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
1. Wolfman - He might die, and we could re-enact scenes to Weekend at Bernie's
2. Zyclone - We could take his ride, which turns into a boat which turns into a plane which turns into a mansion which turns into a brothel
3. Jsc - See #1
4. Rack Fu - To negotiate any complicated terrain

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:31 am
by War Wagon
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Rack Fu - To negotiate any complicated terrain
As in Grass Clippings?

I fucking knew you were running that troll.

:applause:

Re: Your T1B "road trip"

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:32 am
by BSmack
poptart wrote:
BSmack wrote:KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.
Why the hell would anyone visit Crapchester?

And better yet, why the hell would anyone live there ... and continue to live there?
You live in KOREA and you're running location smack?

Uh OK. :lol: :lol: :lol: