My Weekend

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:42 am

KC Scott wrote: When I get there - a black kid is working in the garden center. I walk up and say " I'm here to pick up a Coon trap""

I laughed. Hard. I'm still laffing.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:58 am

If you didn't attach the trap to anything - when the raccoon gets in and starts bouncing around, the cage will slide off the roof and hit the ground hard. I speak from experience, the consequences are hilarious

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:27 am

KC Scott wrote:The tone of your message indicates there may be something I haven't considered............

No, it looked like you just perched it on the trough.

I didn't think of that and the thing flew off the the roof and just missed my fucking head by about a foot when I was coming up the walk. The cage stayed intact but the raccoon got stabbed to bits and went mad.. Happy ending though, a chum came by so we took the whole mess down to Lake Ontario and threw the whole thing in the water.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:40 pm

There's a reason they don't use (that type of) LP siding anymore.

My backyard coon population, which sometimes borders on "massive," seems to be in a down year... seemingly replaced by skunks.

I fucking hate skunks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:56 pm

KC Scott wrote: Bought one - got it back to the rental and set it up. The renters were kind enough to supply me with Bait - in this case cat food and some lettuce. It's mounted right next to the hole - tonights the second night and no call yet to come pick up the varmint

sounds like you're using the wrong bait, scott.

couple packs of newports and a 40 of whatever malt liquor is on sale and you'll have your coons in short order.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:27 am

KC Scott wrote:this husky thing

That's what passes for a "husky" coon in your neck'o?

My backyard coons would eat that thing for breakfast.

But, yeah -- weird weekend for you.

And you sound like quite the yokel-btw.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:47 am

Oh fuck, that would have been hillarious if the little shit would have gotten run over. Your voice...the visual, perfect.

At least you dont have to clean your renter out of the chimney.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:39 am

Scott, have you thought about buying a bike? I got the fever last year. Bought a Vulcan this spring. Loving it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:18 am

Just don't let 'em go anywhere near my pool. We got enough coons already.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:20 pm

Toddowen wrote:My guess is the coon probably bolted and wont be back now that you've disturbed it abode.

You don't know much about raccoons, Tardd.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:45 pm

Now that the coons are gone, are you going to replace the rotted out LP on that chimney chase?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:05 pm

I've got a ground squirrel problem. If you've got some extra time...

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:33 pm

@ the first video

"No...don't"

Fucking tears, Scotty.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:23 pm

Harley has a helluva scam going. Dont get me wrong, if it was dollar for dollar, I MIGHT buy one. But with the spread ..... its not even worthy of discussion. I looked at a new Dynaglide. $16,900.00 and Worth didnt really seem in the mood to haggle much. Said they would give up 500 worth of harley crap. Whatever. I bought a new 09 Vulcan leftover, out the door 6100.00 Added on removeable windshield, backrest, V/H pipes, and a power commander, and all in all just a little under 7500. $ years from now, with about 15k miles, I can still part with it for about 5000.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:38 pm

I woulda dipped the caged coon in the lake for about 2 minutes and then emptied it in the lake for the fishies.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:30 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I woulda dipped the caged coon in the lake for about 2 minutes and then emptied it in the lake for the fishies.

Noooo..noooo..tell me that not be so...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:33 pm

Derron wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:I woulda dipped the caged coon in the lake for about 2 minutes and then emptied it in the lake for the fishies.
Noooo..noooo..tell me that not be so...

What a waste of a perfectly good black cock.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:54 pm

Go up to the casket, grab him by the lapel and yell "I still want my rent!"

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:41 pm

KC Scott wrote:Fuck....... she just called again - Coon # 3 reported

Or it is just the same coon coming back...I would just start capping those bastards real quick like.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:43 pm

KC Scott wrote:Fuck....... she just called again - Coon # 3 reported

I gotta set another trap - then gotta to her husbands wake tonight.

Good times....

...hold the camera still this time :D

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:40 pm

KC Scott wrote:I thought of killing 'em (as I'm writing the check for the siding) - but can't just bring myself to shoot 'em just for the sake of shooting 'em

Nice liberal viewpoint I guess.

Me? I'm wired a little different. Let's compare your "coons" to "people who don't pay taxes."

Coons destroy shit. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.
People who don't pay taxes destroy their communities. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.

Don't understand ya Scottie...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:43 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I thought of killing 'em (as I'm writing the check for the siding) - but can't just bring myself to shoot 'em just for the sake of shooting 'em
Nice liberal viewpoint I guess.

Me? I'm wired a little different. Let's compare your "coons" to "people who don't pay taxes."

Coons destroy shit. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.
People who don't pay taxes destroy their communities. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.

Don't understand ya Scottie...

Go fuck yourself, tough guy.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:47 pm

I wouln't expect a socialist to understand or agree. Keep fucking the people who actually earn the money in Canada, welfare whore.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:47 pm

Marty kills me

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:24 pm

Martyred wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I thought of killing 'em (as I'm writing the check for the siding) - but can't just bring myself to shoot 'em just for the sake of shooting 'em
Nice liberal viewpoint I guess.

Me? I'm wired a little different. Let's compare your "coons" to "people who don't pay taxes."

Coons destroy shit. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.
People who don't pay taxes destroy their communities. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.

Don't understand ya Scottie...
Go fuck yourself, tough guy.

Bwwaahhaa....says the Canadian ass kicker....who gets his ass kicked here everyday....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:47 pm

KC Scott wrote:As for the coons, I'm not for killing any animal that isn't a threat, or isn't going on the dinner table.
BTW your talking to someone who's done more hunting than you'll ever think about doing.

Werrrrrd.

Although just about all of the ridiculously high number of animals I've imposed the death sentence on had fins.

And Scott -- might wanna stay away from the LP... wait, they don't make it anymore, and the window to charge LP for it closed years ago.

Go with cement composite if you can.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:46 am

It hasn't been bad - had the same renters all 8 years - till he fell over dead last Sunday.

We just got back from the wake - yikes....

Dude, you're the landlord. The only reason you should have been at the wake was to do a clandestine check of the carpet to see how big of a stain he made when he checked out.

You: I assumed everyone else would bring flowers. I decided to go the practical route instead...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:33 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I thought of killing 'em (as I'm writing the check for the siding) - but can't just bring myself to shoot 'em just for the sake of shooting 'em
Nice liberal viewpoint I guess.

Me? I'm wired a little different. Let's compare your "coons" to "people who don't pay taxes."

Coons destroy shit. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.
People who don't pay taxes destroy their communities. You are responsible for paying for their destruction.

Don't understand ya Scottie...

Yes, because all people who don't pay taxes are poor ni66ers who aren't worth shit.

Thanks for being honest again, IF.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:43 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes, because all people who don't pay taxes are poor ni66ers who aren't worth shit. Thanks for being honest again, IF.

I honestly don't think IF hates black people. I do think he profoundly dislikes poor people who won't get off welfare. What I don't understand is why he doesn't extend that dislike to corporate America.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:58 am

BSmack wrote: What I don't understand is why he doesn't extend that dislike to corporate America.

Why do you hate jobs?

Because of the fact you might lose it if you don't perform.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:03 am

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote: What I don't understand is why he doesn't extend that dislike to corporate America.
Why do you hate jobs? Because of the fact you might lose it if you don't perform.

I was talking about corporations that don't pay takes. WTF are you talking about?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:03 am

War Wagon wrote: Because of the fact you might lose it if you don't perform.

Is that why jobs are going to India and China?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:12 am

Martyred wrote:
War Wagon wrote: Because of the fact you might lose it if you don't perform.
Is that why jobs are going to India and China?

No. They're going to India and China because Carly Fiorina hates America.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:05 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Martyred wrote:Is that why jobs are going to India and China?
I'll venture a guess: Beacuse a certain segment of the population tend to buy the least expensive item

Specifically WalMart purchasing agents. Their negotiations with prospective suppliers are legendary for their raw Gestapo like atmosphere and accompanying lack of charm. And the price WalMart sets becomes the benchmark for everyone else.

What American workers fail to understand is that when they buy cheap foreign made products, they are pricing themselves out of the job market.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:41 pm

No doubt Wal Mart is ruthless.

They really lost me when they started screwing the US manufacturers with the overseas sweatshops, even going as far as putting American labels on the clothes.

Remember "Made in The USA"? Fukk that...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:02 pm

KC Scott wrote:
BSmack wrote:And the price WalMart sets becomes the benchmark for everyone else.
No - it doesn't. What Wal-mart will do is two specific tactics:

1. They will contractually require their sippliers to guarantee that no one is given lower pricing than Wal-Mart and require them to provide audited financials proving it every year. This makes sure they don't become the benchmark and all of their competiors pay more.

Fair enough. I'll withdraw that statement and in its place say that by pushing the price of all retail goods lower and lower, that WalMart is providing a target that other retailers will feel compelled to attempt to match. Of course they will fail because WalMart is the retail version of Standard Oil. Just the same, it will put pressure on pricing. And in doing so retail consumers are pricing themselves out of a job.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:35 pm

Martyred wrote:
War Wagon wrote: Because of the fact you might lose it if you don't perform.
Is that why jobs are going to India and China?

Well you Canadian fucks might get some of them if you were not so stupid and lazy.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:43 am

BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes, because all people who don't pay taxes are poor ni66ers who aren't worth shit. Thanks for being honest again, IF.
I honestly don't think IF hates black people. I do think he profoundly dislikes poor people who won't get off welfare.

I'll be damned. You finally get me.

What I don't understand is why he doesn't extend that dislike to corporate America.

I'd be just fine if there were no taxes for individuals or businesses. Besides national security, I need nothing from the government. Instead, I pay 40% of my income to that whore and shitstains take my money and add a chrome fixture to thier pimpmobile.

If you were in my shoes, would that not piss you off?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:53 am

I pay 40%. I have no debt. My deductions are minimal

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:56 am

that 40% is federal and state combined by the way. add in the 7% state sales tax....fuck government.