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Who has it???? My company just announced we will be offering it to customers and employees will be enjoying this sumbitch for the donut

Red Zone is the best way to watch a bunch of games all at once. You'll never want to go back to commercials and channel flipping again.

Yeah, but it's just touchdowns.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Yeah, but it's just touchdowns.

Not even close. Have you ever watched Red Zone?

No. That's just what I heard.

Screw_Michigan wrote:No. That's just what I heard.

You heard wrong jackass.

Well no shit.

Have had the whoile package on Directv now for six years.....they keep making it better and better.

Red Zone is great for the end of the 12 noon and late games when you have three or four coming down to the wire as they show all of them at once. Also, you can plug in your fantasy team and your opponent's and little pop up screens tell you when each player does something. Don't know how I ever lived without it and much cheaper than season tickets and going to all the games like I used to.

Oh, and keep your cock holster shut, SM, as this is yet another topic you know nothing about. Dumbshit.

It's called learning about things, Kaley. Unlike your natural reflex to continually shovel donuts into your fat fucking piehole.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Yeah, but it's just touchdowns.

Learning about things? You made a statement as fact when you knew nothing about it. Par for the course for you, Shithead.

Screw_Michigan wrote:It's called learning about things, Kaley.

But you said:

Yeah, but it's just touchdowns.

You weren't learning. You were attempting to teach...unless your method of education involves having your own cluelessness publicly hammered up your ass?

Cueball wrote:Who has it???? My company just announced we will be offering it to customers and employees will be enjoying this sumbitch for the donut

Buddy of mine has had it for a couple of years now, and wouldn't consider watching an NFL Sunday without. But I can tell you this:

It will absolutely drive you out of your bird until you get used to it.

Just as a single NFL game has a pace and flow to it, so does this channel. As in "frenetic". Hard enough trying to follow two games at once closely (we had the two TV hookup back in my college days)... Your ass is gonna be worn slick after spending the day tracking 12-14 of 'em! Of course, the 30-pack in the cooler between the recliners doesn't hurt either...

Truman wrote:Of course, the 30-pack in the cooler between the recliners doesn't hurt either...

It's mandatory on Red Zone days. A Catheter wouldn't hurt either.

Spot-the-fuck-on. Now if they could only get Jimmy John's or Pizza Hut Wing Street to deliver to your chair....

Love it... don't spend all damned day watching it, but I do hate commercials, so....

Also -- it's pretty cool to watch the end of games I normally wouldn't see. And it's nice if your local game is a blowout.