I just assumed mascots were always drunk..

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I just assumed mascots were always drunk..

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Update: Nittany Lion mascot suspended after being cited for drinking
August 31, 2010 4:42pm EDT


The Nittany Lion mascot, Clint T. Gyory, was issued citations charging him with underage drinking, public drunkenness and criminal mischief for incidents that occurred early the morning of Aug. 1, the day after his 20th birthday.


The citations, filed by State College police on Aug. 20, say that at about 3 a.m. on Aug. 1 in the 200 block of East Fairmount Avenue, Gyory was under the influence of alcohol to the degree he endangered himself, others or property.

In particular, the citation says he broke a rearview mirror off of a vehicle and took it, and “was intoxicated to the point that he crawled into the bed of a pickup truck and passed out.” :lol:

According to the citations, a breathalyzer test measured his blood-alcohol content at .187.

If found guilty of the charges, Gyory would pay fines totaling more than $1,000.

More details will be provided as they become available.
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I just can't wait until more details are available. Who's next ? Otto the Orange ?
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Wolfman wrote:I just can't wait until more details are available. Who's next ? Otto the Orange ?
You just know Otto is a whore for Stoli.
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I don't think drunk mascots are unheard of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0B8qtUF8o
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Go to hell, Dins.
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Dinsdale wrote:I don't think drunk mascots are unheard of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0B8qtUF8o
Rack the Ducks' mascot.

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IndyFrisco wrote:Though unrack for picking on a high school mascot.
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I always assumed all mascots, if played by a heterosexual ,were drunk. Otherwise, the guy in the suit was too gay and ugly to be a cheer-guy.
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Trampis wrote:I always assumed all mascots, if played by a heterosexual ,were drunk. Otherwise, the guy in the suit was too gay and ugly to be a cheer-guy.
Yeah, cuz chear guys aren't gay.
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WolverineSteve wrote:
Trampis wrote:I always assumed all mascots, if played by a heterosexual ,were drunk. Otherwise, the guy in the suit was too gay and ugly to be a cheer-guy.
Yeah, cuz chear guys aren't gay.

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