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Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:45 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Dude gets in confrontation with a man who got a speed hump installed on his street and was arrested for it and facing trial this week. So what does dude do? Breaks into guy's home, gangties him and his girlfriend, BLOWS THE GUY AWAY, woman escapes, but he tracks her down. She calls 911. Cops find the suspect in the fucking backyard after closing down the neighborhood.

Sick fucking people live in Fairfax County. I would rather live in fucking Baltimore County and commute to DC than EVER, EVER live in Fairfax. Fairfax is also home to the two whores who "were going" to have sex with their landlord in exchange for rent but instead took pictures of his naked ass and tried to extort him for over $10k to not tell his wife. Fucking assholes.

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Slaying in Fairfax followed earlier confrontation about speed hump, police say

By Tom Jackman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, September 13, 2010; 11:46 PM

Stephen A. Carr worked aggressively, but patiently, to try to slow down the cars that flew past his house in the Burke area of Fairfax County. Most of his neighbors applauded his help, and earlier this year a speed hump was installed in front of his house.

But David A. Patton evidently was not a fan. In June, court and police records show, Patton angrily confronted Carr about the speed hump outside Carr's house. Patton was charged with misdemeanor assault. His trial was set for Thursday.

On Sunday night, police say, Patton went further. Witnesses told police he burst into Carr's house, tied up Carr and his girlfriend and, when Carr struggled, fatally shot him in the head, court records allege.

Patton, 44, was arrested a short time later in Carr's back yard and charged with murder.


Neighbors said Carr, 48, was single, well-known and liked in the Orange Hunt neighborhood, just off Sydenstricker Road. He worked for the Federal Aviation Administration in its Washington headquarters, spokeswoman Diane Spitalieri said, but she declined to say what he did or how long he worked for the agency.

Carr's next-door neighbor on Field Master Drive, Willis Palmer, said Carr "brought my paper to my door every morning. He helped people with blowing leaves and cleaning their gutters. He was very active around here."

But because of his activism over the speed hump, Palmer said, Carr was also a source of controversy.

"People would come by at night and honk their horn," Palmer said. "I told him he should be careful. He said he could take care of whatever anyone did to him."

Carr had worked through the office of County Supervisor Pat S. Herrity (R-Springfield) to get a speed hump installed almost in front of his house. Herrity said Carr began his campaign in May 2008, a process that involves neighborhood consent and traffic engineering studies. The speed hump was approved in January, county records show, and installed soon after.

"He was a guy who really cared about his community," Herrity said. He "cared about the kids and their safety." Herrity noted that Field Master Drive is near Orange Hunt Elementary School.

"It's a shame this sort of thing happened," Herrity said.

On June 11, Patton showed up at Carr's house shortly before 9 p.m., Fairfax police officer Bud Walker said. Carr told police that he was trying to back his vehicle into his driveway and that Patton had pulled in behind him to block his access, Walker said.

The two men had a "verbal altercation," Walker said, then Patton moved his car out of Carr's way. Carr began backing into his driveway, but Patton walked over and began berating Carr, according to a handwritten complaint Carr filed the next day. Palmer said Carr told him the dispute was about the speed hump.

Carr wrote that Patton "struck my back window, side windows, then reached in my passenger window and grabbed my arm." Carr added that both he and Patton called 911, with Patton asking for an ambulance because he claimed Carr had struck him with his vehicle.

Police arrived but could not arrest anyone because they did not witness the clash. So Carr went to a magistrate the next day, records show. Walker said the magistrate consulted with the officer who handled the case and then issued a warrant for Patton. Patton was arrested July 6.

His attorney in the case, Joseph J. McCarthy, declined to comment Monday.

The case was pending when Patton burst into Carr's house through the front door shortly before 10 p.m. Sunday, while Carr and his girlfriend were watching television, the girlfriend told police, according to court records.

Patton ordered Carr and his girlfriend to the floor and tied their hands with zip ties, according to a search warrant affidavit written by Robert A. Bond, a Fairfax homicide detective. When Carr tried to get out of his ties, a struggle ensued, and Patton shot and killed Carr, police said.

The girlfriend ran out of the two-story house, and Patton followed her and forced her back inside, Bond wrote.

While they were inside, the affidavit states, a man who also lives in the house with Carr arrived home. Patton ordered him to lie on the ground, too, but then was momentarily distracted, and the roommate ran out of the house with Patton in pursuit, Bond wrote.

Meanwhile, Carr's girlfriend ran upstairs and dialed 911. Police responded quickly and sealed off the neighborhood. When they closed in, they found Patton in the back yard of Carr's house carrying a backpack containing zip ties and a revolver, the affidavit says.

Police searched Patton's townhouse on Conservation Way, a short distance from Carr's home, early Monday. Records show they found a box for a .22-caliber Ruger handgun, and a "deputy badge." Police declined to describe the badge.

Patton was arraigned Monday morning and ordered held without bond. The Fairfax public defender was appointed to represent him. A woman who answered the door at his townhouse on Conservation Way declined to comment Monday.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:18 pm
by Screw_Michigan
That's why I don't live in Fairfax, aka a Republican's dream.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:05 pm
by Mace
Those fuckin' Muslims are going door-to-door now. The bastards. I should have listened to Poptart.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:06 pm
by Trampis
Ran a cat through our hay swather the other day. Didnt kill it right away either. I found it an hour later still alive with one eye hanging out and both its hind legs sheered off. Not good.

So I thought i would put it out of its misery by stepping on its head with as much force as i could muster wearing light hiking shoes. Skulls are hard! Ended up walking over to the shed and getting a shovel to wack it over the head. That worked well.

One less tomcat pissing all over the place marking its territory.

(vogel)Have a nice day(/vogel)

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:43 pm
by Derron
Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:That's why I don't live in Fairfax, aka a Republican's dream.

You'd be a lot more at home with angry black cocks stuffed up your ass, anyway.
OMG...OMG..you mean if I went to jail that could happen?...fuck that sounds good.....rack me....

Sin,

Screwed by every valley boy in Michigan

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:32 pm
by Derron
Toddowen wrote:I was thinking last night while waiting to sleep a little something that could be of help, Derron.

You ought to purchase one of those "have-a-heart" traps like KCScott bought to snag the raccoons. Use it on your cats. And after you catch one, cover it with hair-dye. It would be kind of a neat twist on things to have a bunch of green, blue, or flaming cherry colored cats roaming around, I think.

But....if you insist on killing them, you can follow the olde ritual from Medieval times of placing the cats in a wicker basket and hanging it over a raging bonfire. Maybe have Page's guitar solo on "Dazed and Confused" from The Song Remains The Same album playing in the meantime for a little atmosphere music.


Not that I've ever done anything like that, you understand? Only imagined it.
Todd..you are one sick fuck.

I don't have cats..I hate cats..my neighbor has cats..a lot of cats ...I hate my neighbors cats.

However, I do not hate his cats enough to "place them in a wicker basket over a raging bonfire" and then stand there and jerk off..much too much effort..My way is much better..and strange this comes up now, as I went exterminator on 1 of his whore cats yesterday..trying to get back to the hoard and was taking way too long to cover the 400 feet across the property..it stopped to look in some mouse holes on my airstrip and I blasted it's ass with the trusty HMR 17..heaved it in the brush and the coyotes took it away last night.

And your song selection ??? I don't think so...The End by the Doors..much more appropriate ...just saying....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:31 pm
by Dinsdale
The Mexicans next door's cat used to come hang out with me and mine on the patio... until the skunks moved in.

I enjoyed the company of that little fucker, even though he looked about like a skunk.

Now I go out back in the morning, and a couple of times a week, the skunks have sprayed something down.

And discharging firearms where I live is a pretty big no-no.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:24 pm
by BSmack
Trampis wrote:Ran a cat through our hay swather the other day. Didnt kill it right away either. I found it an hour later still alive with one eye hanging out and both its hind legs sheered off. Not good.

So I thought i would put it out of its misery by stepping on its head with as much force as i could muster wearing light hiking shoes. Skulls are hard! Ended up walking over to the shed and getting a shovel to wack it over the head. That worked well.

One less tomcat pissing all over the place marking its territory.

(vogel)Have a nice day(/vogel)
Reminds me of the time I ran over a possum. At fist I thought it might be a small dog, so I stopped. It was lying on the shoulder with its guts hanging out trying to crawl to safety. I felt bad for the poor thing, so I figured if I backed over with the car, that should put it out of its misery. The problem was that in the dark, it is damn hard to eyeball a bleeding and disfigured possum through the side mirrors. So after missing a couple of times, I took the Deerslayer knife I had in my tackle box and jammed that fucker into the base of ol' possum's skull. That did the trick.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:32 pm
by Dinsdale
Back in high school, I tagged a skunk.

In my 1971 Plymouth Duster. Back then, those budget Mopars had a really basic ventilation system -- a duct to the wheelwell, with a door on the interior end that you opened, or latched shut. It was late spring, and fairly warm, so the vent was left in the open position.

All well and good -- until you splatter a skunk all up through the wheelwell.

I was without a car for at least a week.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:53 pm
by indyfrisco
Dad gave me a BB Pistol Gun when I was 10. Summers were boring so I liked to catch lizzards, hang them by their neck with kite string (loosely, I'm not inhumane) and work on my aim with the BB Gun.

Good times.

Re: Batshit crazy story of the day AKA Duhrron in the news

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:06 pm
by Mikey
Toddowen wrote:I was thinking last night while waiting to sleep a little something that could be of help, Derron.

You ought to purchase one of those "have-a-heart" traps like KCScott bought to snag the raccoons. Use it on your cats. And after you catch one, cover it with hair-dye. It would be kind of a neat twist on things to have a bunch of green, blue, or flaming cherry colored cats roaming around, I think.

But....if you insist on killing them, you can follow the olde ritual from Medieval times of placing the cats in a wicker basket and hanging it over a raging bonfire. Maybe have Page's guitar solo on "Dazed and Confused" from The Song Remains The Same album playing in the meantime for a little atmosphere music.


Not that I've ever done anything like that, you understand? Only imagined it.

Todd, this may await you in the afterlife...

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