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Is this the Pirate Bar?

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:44 pm
by ElvisMonster
Hahahaha! See how I took an old joke and turned it into an EPIC thread title for a discussion of "Pirates! Live the Life"? Fucking RACK me! :lol:


Anyfuck....anybody remember this game from back in the day?

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Sailing around the Caribbean, plundering mother fuckers, boarding mother fuckers, installing mother fuckers. WAR that. I used to waste a fairly substantial amount of time busting some galleon, sloop, and fluyte ass. Because that's how I roll.

Alright, here's what I'm getting at. Sid Meier has updated the game with some new bells and whistles and it's back like a MOTHER FUCKER. The land combat is MUCH improved. The graphics have been moved into this century without screwing with the feel of the original. The duels are still repetitive and gaybo, but that's about the only thing that I haven't dug so far. If you dug the original, issue.

Oh, I'm the 7th most feared pirate in the fucking Caribbean. Rack me again.

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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:52 pm
by PSUFAN
cool. Sid is the Mensch.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:59 pm
by ElvisMonster
According to Firaxis.com:
Firaxis Games recently announced the development of Sid Meier's Civilization IV - the next iteration of the greatest strategy game on the planet! Sid Meier's Civilization IV takes the game to a whole new level with stunning 3D graphics, advanced multiplayer gameplay, full player-created scenario (mods) support, and cool new civilizations, technologies, and units!
Mother fucking RACK!-a-mundo.


I've been meaning to backtrack a little bit and check out "Alpha Centauri" and the "Civil War Collection". I hear they are both quality time wasters. Sid rawks.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:32 pm
by PSUFAN
I have enjoyed the Civ series.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:39 pm
by JCT
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:27 pm
by ElTaco
Rack this game. I played a 'borrowed' version a few weeks ago and it is in fact as awesome as EM makes it out to be. It is really funny and a lot of fun. Plundering is the best. Made it to the most feared pirate, by luck.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:00 pm
by Mister Bushice
No links?

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:03 pm
by ElvisMonster
Drive to Wal-Mart or Babbages or whatever, lazy ass. We don't need no steeenking leeenks.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:08 pm
by Mister Bushice
drive? to get video games?

What kind of a monster are you?

edit:

http://www.addictedtopirates.com/

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:35 pm
by ElvisMonster

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:53 pm
by ElvisMonster
In case you were wondering, I believe that I may currently be the 3rd most feared pirate in the Carribean.

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:58 pm
by Dinsdale
But can you do the Corbomite Bluff Maneuver?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:22 pm
by Hapday
The game is that good? Why did they put a gay pirate on the cover of the original?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:31 pm
by ElvisMonster
It was the 80's. Everybody looked like a faggot.

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:47 pm
by ElvisMonster
Dinsdale wrote:But can you do the Corbomite Bluff Maneuver?
Is that like the "Hippy, Hippy, Shake"?

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l to r: Dinsdale's Hairline

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:34 pm
by Mr T
ElvisMonster wrote:It was the 80's. Everybody looked like a faggot.
Rack!

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