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Die in a drive-by shooting.

The Big Pickle wrote: Taking PET requests.

Take a bath, and then wrap a hot towel around your head.
And then make yourself some soup, get a nap

please don't TROTS this thread

Lots of hot guys asses

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ScrewMichigan

Imus wrote:Lots of hot chicks balls.

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ScrewMichigan

ftfy.

The Big Pickle wrote:PS - I have to go through a metal detector before I can meet him.

Shit, I was hoping your dumbass could construct an IED.

The Big Pickle wrote:PS - I have to go through a metal detector before I can meet him.

They should put you through a mental detector.

Gee, Pickle, I wonder if the White House would be interested in knowing that one of the people they selected for a their meet-and-greet has repeatedly referred to the president in writing as a "knigger"? Is it http://www.whitehouse.gov?

The Big Pickle wrote:PS - I have to go through a metal detector before I can meet him.

That's too bad. You are going to be uncomfortable without your steel reinforced butt-plug.

Goober McTuber wrote:Gee, Pickle, I wonder if the White House would be interested in knowing that one of the people they selected for a their meet-and-greet has repeatedly referred to the president in writing as a "knigger"? Is it http://www.whitehouse.gov?

I doubt you can find too many people in Washington who haven't refered to him as "that niggger."

Heaping scorn and contempt upon the President is a national pastime.

Papa Willie wrote:And before you start nipping, Screwed_Byhundredsofbabyboys - suck my shit, you corn-faggot.

Rack me, dome boy.

Just remember Pickkkle. The worst case scenario is prison. And that is simply a steady supply of black cocks. Win Win.

At least you won't have to sign a loyalty oath to see him. That's more than you can say for your hero, Bush.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:At least you won't have to sign a loyalty oath to see him. That's more than you can say for your hero, Bush.

Shove it up your ass, you shit eating bitch.

I was at the event and five minutes before the Obama motorcade pulled up to the hotel I was asked to leave because they didn't have a background check on me. SUKKKS!

mvscal wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:At least you won't have to sign a loyalty oath to see him. That's more than you can say for your hero, Bush.

Shove it up your ass, you shit eating bitch.

I was at the event and five minutes before the Obama motorcade pulled up to the hotel I was asked to leave because they didn't have a background check on me. SUKKKS!

I said "loyalty oath," not background check.

You're not really denying that you had to sign loyalty oaths to see Bush, are you, koolaid drinker?

http://www.slate.com/id/2108852/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ar ... Jul31.html
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/artic ... c_rallies/
http://trib.com/news/state-and-regional ... 46a32.html
http://www.abqjournal.com/elex/204620elex07-30-04.htm

A so-called "loyalty oath," is far less intrusive than a background, you stupid, dick gargling fuck.

Assuming this "loyalty oath" thing does exist, what sort of legal teef would it have?

Let's say you wandered down and got in line for the loyalty oath signing, then proceeded to act the liberal douche when the cameras were rolling.

Would they be able to drag you in front of a judge and try you on oath violation? I seriously doubt it. And if they could, it would be a PR nightmare.

This all leads me to believe that it is a figment of some tinfoil hat wearing libtard and fukkwits such as yourself are all to eager to swallow it.

mvscal wrote:A so-called "loyalty oath," is far less intrusive than a background, you stupid, dick gargling fuck.

And you don't think the Bush people did background checks?

mvscal wrote:

I was at the event and five minutes before the Obama motorcade pulled up to the hotel I was asked to leave because they didn't have a background check on me. SUKKKS!

Notice how Pikkkle's post where he made this claim has been deleted. Also in that post he "claimed" to be invited to a special gathering with the President or some shit. You don't get into the same room with the president without a background check done before hand. They don't even extend an invitation to you until you have passed the check.

So Terry's right, you cock-gobbling salad tosser. You think some bordering on homeless psychopath like Pikkkle would even be invited to a Presidential function? Try pulling your head out of your fucking ass someday, idiot.

Jsc810 wrote:

The Big Pickle wrote:I just found out that I have been personally selected to meet [the] President

Rack you, how did that happen?

Are you fucking kidding me? Nobody has EVER lied in the history of the interwebs, eh Chipper?

Screw_Michigan wrote: You don't get into the same room with the president without a background check done before hand. They don't even extend an invitation to you until you have passed the check.

Try again, jizz mopper.

They weren't formally invited, greaser. Try not to act like a dumbfuck.

Who's the bleach bottle blonde?

Goober McTuber wrote:Who's the bleach bottle blonde?

Could it be Pikkkle in disguise?

Mikey wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Who's the bleach bottle blonde?

Could it be Pikkkle in disguise?

I doubt it. Pickle would be on his knees.

The Big Pickle wrote:

Martyred wrote:please don't TROTS this thread

Thanks for your support. I'm really looking forward to tuesday with my Nikon Funpics 4300.


I would love to get some requests to make my P.E.T. the most EPIC in history.

Okay, first be sure to write on your palm--in a childish scrawl--the directions to your ass. That way you'll know where to stuff your head when you wake up. :wink: