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Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:15 pm**

On-field faggotry pursued by the Kansas City Chiefs for the 2nd consecutive week.

http://www.csnbayarea.com/09/26/10/Davi ... eedID=5936

Stroking and/or fondling the packages of other players isn't really the way to roll, KC.

Sure, you may be turned on by the actions and the body of another man on the field, and everyone has their little "thing," but can we keep such activities to your own private quarters?

Or at least confined to the Kansas City lockerroom?

That'd be cool enough.

Thanks.

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:03 pm**

Defensive lineman going for the sack.

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:26 pm**

Coming from a coach who got so fired up his first game he dropped his pants and wiggled his ass in front of his players at halftime.

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:59 pm**

poptart wrote:Stroking and/or fondling the packages of other players isn't really the way to roll, KC.

He was just playing the ball and inadvertantly made helmet to helmet contact...twice.

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:31 pm**

mvscal wrote:
He was just playing the ball and inadvertantly made helmet to helmet contact...twice.

Obviously he's related to Guntslinger

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:16 pm**

Happens in most NFL dogpiles, folks....nothing to see here.

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:19 pm**

Guys are fondling other guys' junk? I don’t think so.

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:33 pm**

Paul wrote:Happens in most NFL dogpiles, folks....nothing to see here.

Alrighty then...

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:57 pm**

Paul wrote:Happens in most NFL dogpiles, folks....nothing to see here.

I'll be the judge of that.

--Irie Gazos

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:21 am**

Paul wrote:Happens in most NFL dogpiles, folks....nothing to see here.

Chef fan thinks dick stroking and junk handling happens in most NFL dogpiles?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Great take, homo.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:30 am**

This kind of stuff has been happening at the HS level for decades, not to mention college & the NFL. I'm sure this isn't the first time most here have heard of this.

Oh....except RaiDuh fan.

Ever wonder how a guy can fall onto a fumble, but once the pile is removed another player has the ball? :wink:

Anyway I'm sure he was just trying to pad his sack statistics.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:14 am**

Not a fan of grabbing another mans junk, but if it causes the other team a 15 yard penalty at a crucial juncture with no repercussions other than 'tart getting his groove on... grab away.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:34 pm**

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Guys are fondling other guys' junk? I don’t think so.

Actually - Paul is right, although fondling isn't what's happening as explained in this article

No, Paul was wrong. And what KC scrotum-fondler was doing is entirely different from what is talked about in your article.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:38 pm**

What happens at the bottom of a dog pile stays at the bottom of the dog pile. To actually be doing this crap on routie plays makes Smith a freakin douche and an out of the closet faggot.

I hope some OL punches this guy senseless.

Are any Raiders for hire on this years squad?

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:49 pm**

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
No, Paul was wrong. And what KC scrotum-fondler was doing is entirely different from what is talked about in your article.
You don't know much about football and that's OK - I'll try to enlighten you:

Which of the guys in the article you cited were fondling opponent’s junk? That’s right. None of them. But keep spinning and trying to cover up for your fruitcake lineman.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:09 pm**

I am waiting on our resident junk expert, Screwed, to weigh in on this topic before giving my opinion.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:14 pm**

War Wagon wrote:Shit, half this board has faggot tendencies and don't even know it.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:37 pm**

This isn't much different than Dennis Rodman gaying it up every time he matched up with Karl Malone. Just another mind fuck.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:52 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
No, Paul was wrong. And what KC scrotum-fondler was doing is entirely different from what is talked about in your article.
You don't know much about football and that's OK - I'll try to enlighten you:

Which of the guys in the article you cited were fondling opponent’s junk? That’s right. None of them. But keep spinning and trying to cover up for your fruitcake lineman.

Gee, thanks for outing yourself as having NEVER played football on any level, Goobs McCrossdresser...if you've EVER been at the bottom of a dogpile trying to either hold on to a fumble or take away a fumble, you know some pretty unsavory shit goes on in there. Call Shaun Smith a homo or whatever you want, but he's getting results from it and that's really all I give a fuck about.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:11 pm**

Paul wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Which of the guys in the article you cited were fondling opponent’s junk? That’s right. None of them. But keep spinning and trying to cover up for your fruitcake lineman.
Gee, thanks for outing yourself as having NEVER played football on any level, Goobs McCrossdresser...if you've EVER been at the bottom of a dogpile trying to either hold on to a fumble or take away a fumble, you know some pretty unsavory shit goes on in there. Call Shaun Smith a homo or whatever you want, but he's getting results from it and that's really all I give a fuck about.

I played football in high school and never touched anyone's package, nor did anyone ever touch mine. You obviously must have grabbed other guys junk, in fact, that's probably the only reason you even went out for football.

Just to be clear, I know there have always been dirty players who bit, gouged or slugged opponents when they felt they could get away with it. This has been well documented. Guys fondling their opponents genitalia is a new one as far as I know. But it's fun to watch the KC crowd try to justify homo behavior by their players. IKHDBSDSE.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:24 pm**

Your white flag has been duly noted, KC tard.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:54 pm**

Really fresh material you've got there, KC Shecky.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:40 pm**

There's a mountain of difference between punching a scrote at the bottom of a pile and purposely touching another man's junk in the course of a play. That's not football, that's a man sexually-violating another man.

Since I didn't have any KC tendancies, I found other effective ways to get someone to give up the ball: pinch and twist-torque until until you hear a scream, then keep doing it until he let's go of the ball or a ref pulls everyone off. ...and hope it's not a teammate that you're pinching. :D.

Posted: **Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:18 am**

It's weird, it's not normal and it's not right. Sorry, I am quite sure this isn't what happens in high school football either.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:01 pm**

These guys must not be wearing a cup. I think it would be difficult to grab their junk with one on. Who plays football and doesn't wear a cup? The dummies deserve it?

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:11 pm**

Most guys in the NFL don't wear cups anymore....a former NFL player said as much on the radio a couple of days ago.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:17 pm**

Jezuz Chirst! How well versed on the subject of stroking linemens junk are you?

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:31 pm**

R-Jack wrote:Jezuz Chirst! How well versed on the subject of stroking linemens junk are you?

Just sayin' what I heard on the radio, leg-humper....stand down.

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:32 am**

Nixhex wrote:These guys must not be wearing a cup. I think it would be difficult to grab their junk with one on. Who plays football and doesn't wear a cup? The dummies deserve it?

Lots of linemen don't. I didn't. After a year of hitting the weights, my quads got so big that wearing a cup made it dig in when I played. So you can wear a cup and have it rub you raw or not wear one and do your best to protect big jim and the twins.

I did have a close call my senior year though. I got knocked down and the pile came towards me along with a defender's helmet making a bee-line right for my junk. I got my hand down just in time to stiff-arm the crown of the dude's helmet or my junk would have been crushed. Good times...

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:14 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:22 pm**

KC Scott wrote:
OCmike wrote:
Lots of linemen don't. I didn't. After a year of hitting the weights, my quads got so big that wearing a cup made it dig in when I played. .
Only fat fucks used that excuse - and it wasn't their quads it was the dunlop over the top of the cup.

Fess Up you Fat, Bald, Goat Fucker

Bald - guilty
Goatffucker - acquitted
Fat - no puffy coats over here

Truthfully, my quads and calves have always been ripped. About half of it is from genetics and half from biking
and lifting weights in HS. I'd post a pic of my calves, which are still ridiculously defined, despite not seeing a weight room in 20 years, but then you'd be swooning over two dudes' "bigness".

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:58 pm**

I never played a game without a cup and even had two of them get broken from contact. My kids should thank me for wearing one. Hit in the nuts numerous times. Fondled? Never.

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:42 pm**

Mace wrote:Fondled? Never.

That's a meaningless stat...you never played against the Chiefs.

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:53 pm**

OCmike wrote:
Mace wrote:Fondled? Never.
That's a meaningless stat...you never played against the Chiefs.

Good point.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:17 am**

Is there a dude on this board (besides me) that Scott HASN'T checked out?

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:54 am**

KC Scott wrote:
OCmike wrote:Fat - no puffy coats over here
lying to yourself doesn't make it true

You forget I've seen your portly self (in the kitchen peeling potatoes no less) - so don't try and bullshit your way out of it tubby

:paul:

Dude, you're all over the map here. I was probably 28 in that pic (and Slap-chopping red bell peppers, if I recall correctly), had just gotten out of the Navy and if I had to guess I was probably carrying around an extra 10lbs due to the sailor/drinking requirement. So are you really using that to determine what I looked like when I was 17 and in kickass shape? Really?

Try not to shred your rotator cuff with that reach.

But anyway, no, I don't roll with a narrow-waisted male cheerleader's physique in W30L30 Levi's. I'm not, nor do i want to be the guy who can share clothes with his wife and have a "are these your underwear or mine?" conversation.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:20 am**

I'm not, nor do i want to be the guy who can share clothes with his wife and have a "are these your underwear or mine?" conversation.

Is there an AP reference there somewhere?

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:48 am**

Sorry, I was looking for the potential Diego reset..........

OCmike wrote: So are you really using that to determine what I looked like when I was 17 and in kickass shape?

.......found it.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:13 am**

R-Jack wrote:Sorry, I was looking for the potential Diego reset..........

OCmike wrote: So are you really using that to determine what I looked like when I was 17 and in kickass shape?

.......found it.

Not so fast. It looks like KC Closetcase is carving out a meat gazing niche of his own here.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:36 pm**

KC Scott wrote:
BSmack wrote: (besides me)
Seen your pic too.

I've shaved since then.

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