Accidentally groped a 65 year old woman

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Had a meeting with a vendor this morning, and we were outside talking. We were standing fairly close to each other, and at one point, I swung around to show her something, using my right hand to point. As I swung around, she was standing where I didn't expect her to be, and my pointing finger landed firmly into her old, fat, saggy, drooping boobs. I said "excuse me," and went on with our conversation.

FUCK.

[indyfrisco]

Thanks for the spank bank deposit.

-Wolfie

[jiminphilly]

Had a meeting with a vendor this morning, and we were outside talking. We were standing fairly close to each other, and at one point, I swung around to show her something, using my right hand to point. As I swung around, she was standing where I didn't expect her to be, and my pointing finger landed firmly into her old, fat, saggy, drooping boobs. I said "excuse me," and went on with our conversation.

FUCK.

I'm pretty sure she's going to renew the contract with your company you sick sick fuck.

Rack you for taking one for the team.

[Wolfman]

65??? Choose your targets better next time.
Reminds me of back in my moonlighting days when I was tending bar Saturday nights in a very popular college joint with this really good looking and very well stacked your college girl. We only had one cash register and although we each worked our own end of the bar, there was the inevitable "accident", how could I not miss bumping into those beauties? My G-Pete moment. At the end of the night the tip jar would be full from all the young college studs trying to put the move on her and I'd tell her to give me $10 for breakfast and keep the rest.

[Screw_Michigan]

Had a meeting with a vendor this morning, and we were outside talking. We were standing fairly close to each other, and at one point, I swung around to show her something, using my right hand to point. As I swung around, she was standing where I didn't expect her to be, and my pointing finger landed firmly into her old, fat, saggy, drooping boobs. I said "excuse me," and went on with our conversation.

FUCK.

Eh, it happens.

Sin,

Larry David

Rack Wolfman, btw.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I said "excuse me," and went on with our conversation.

"You're welcome" is usually appropriate in that instance as well.

[Shoalzie]

Had a meeting with a vendor this morning, and we were outside talking. We were standing fairly close to each other, and at one point, I swung around to show her something, using my right hand to point. As I swung around, she was standing where I didn't expect her to be, and my pointing finger landed firmly into her old, fat, saggy, drooping boobs. I said "excuse me," and went on with our conversation.

FUCK.

Eh, it happens.

Sin,

Larry David

Rack Wolfman, btw.

Beat me to it with C.Y.E. reset...I just finished re-watching Season 1 on DVD via Netflix this past week.

[Screw_Michigan]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I heard them go "BELOVED CUNT????"

[Screw_Michigan]

old, fat, saggy, drooping boobs.

Reminds me of this broad I met in College Park.

[Killian]

old, fat, saggy, drooping boobs.

Reminds me of this broad I met in College Park.

He said boobs, not balls.

[PSUFAN]

Killian made me laugh out loud - always a welcome thing.

Mgo - did it move?

[R-Jack]

I had a little GODDAMMIT moment at work yesterday too.

I head into the elevator on the first floor to go to some bullshit product meeting on floor three. As soon as I walk in, I know exactly what just happened, because I am usually the guilty party. Some asshole had just freshly cropdusted the elevator and probably bailed on floor two. He got it good too. I believe he added garlic to his eggs this morning. I was gagging as I hit the button to floor three.

On floor two the door opens and a nice, well mannered, impressionable young lady who was in one of my service seminars joins me in the stinkcab. The smell is still there and is still strong. I exchange a polite smile with her and I notice her furrow her brow and make the classic Dick Vermiel "I smell shit" face. I felt any type of denial or discussion about what both our nostrils are sharing at the moment would just make things worse, I just stay silent and stare at the door of the elevator with bar bathroom urinal like focus.

DOUBLE FUCK.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Mgo - did it move?

In the context of shrinkage, yes. I had several more dealings with her throughout the day. Talk about awkward, dudes. She kind of looks like Kurt Warner's wife plus 25 years and about 175 pounds.

[Mace]

Can you PM me her phone number? Thanks. :)

[Trampis]

Mgo - did it move?

In the context of shrinkage, yes. I had several more dealings with her throughout the day. Talk about awkward, dudes. She kind of looks like Kurt Warner's wife plus 25 years and about 175 pounds.

Rack you for groping an old fat lesbian. Did she let out a grunt afterwards?