JtR alert

[BSmack]

Jess makes yet another uncredited appearance in The Social Network playing a piece of human furniture during a lecture hall scene, thereby causing me to break out laughing in the middle of an otherwise unfunny moment.

[Wolfman]

Good thing you are easily amused B. Did the "whore" comment in Cali amuse you too ?

[mvscal]

Nobody cares.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

6 years ago, this might have been barely interesting or relevant.

Maybe.

[smackaholic]

barely interesting?

maybe.

relevant?

pffftttt.

[Bucmonkey]

Haters.

[poptart]

Jess makes yet another uncredited appearance in The Social Network playing a piece of human furniture

lol


Everyone's gotta make a buck.

Play to your skills.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Haters.

That's kinda been the concept now for over a decade.

[BSmack]

Play to your skills.

To see it only that way is to miss the talent and genius that is Jess. Dude is following his dream. He's not doing some job merely because he can get paid, like so many of us. He's doing something that he truly has a passion for, and that is something that few can say.

Rack him.

On that level I can respect him. The only smack I ever ran on him was that he's a vapid celebrity chaser.

[Screw_Michigan]

You actually went out of your way and watched this pile of shit movie? For shame.

[Mace]

I'd have to go along with racking Jess for chasing the dream....as I would anyone who pursues their dreams rather than settling for something less and never giving it a shot.

[BSmack]

You actually went out of your way and watched this pile of shit movie? For shame.

Although at times it crossed the line from being an homage to Citizen Kane to an outright forgery (see the ending), the acting, plot and cinematography were all first rate. It was a nice break from 12 hour a day study sessions. In other words, I enjoyed myself.

[Shoalzie]

Was he was one of the nerds in the cafeteria in the ESPN fantasy sports commercial? It looked like generic fat nerd with funny hair...didn't know if it was him.

[XXXL]

Props to the actor amongst this crowd !

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Gotta RACK Jesse also. Following one's dreams are what makes one love life.

Good for him!

[Mace]

I'd have to go along with racking Jess for chasing the dream....as I would anyone who pursues their dreams rather than settling for something less and never giving it a shot.

Wrong.


The dream of many deviant gays is to pass their HIV to as many sexual partners as possible. Others dream of wringing the necks of 14 year old virgins. Still others dream of getting filthy rich by hooking up throngs of the gulible on addicting drugs.

This is what they dream of and live for. What their pursuit of passion is. And I, for one, will not RACK fucking any of them.


You did say "anyone", you know.

I'll leave it to you to know the dreams of deviant gays with HIV as you actively pursue your dream of being a douchebag.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Props to the actor amongst this crowd !

Except he's not "amongst the crowd" anymore.

I guess there's not enough traffic on T1B to massage his non-speaking-part, cattle-call ego.

[Mace]

They are the people you are saying we should give props to. Not me.


Maybe instead of placing people like Jess on a pedastal, you should recognize the people who show up and put up with adversity at work every day of the week in order to get their bills paid.

But no. You're going to continue on telling the kids on your team that they can all be a contestant on American Idol, and not giving them a hint of what they should really be preparing for to get by.

You're really one stupid piece of shit. Sorry.

[Smackie Chan]

You're really one stupid piece of shit.

So RACK him...he followed his dream.

[Mace]

You're really one stupid piece of shit.

So RACK him...he followed his dream.

He's proven himself to be an overachiever.

[Dinsdale]

Maybe instead of placing people like Jess on a pedastal, you should recognize the people who show up and put up with adversity at work every day of the week in order to get their bills paid.

MassivefatRACK


But as far as My Man Jess...

He is in movies, dammit. Which brings up...


Which one of you is going to step up and tell us you're not an order of magnitude more physically attractive to the opposite sex than Jess?

Bueller, anyone?


Yup... it's taken me the better part of 9 years to come to this realization... but the ugliest, douchiest, NoNookyest motherfucker here (not that I've seen the vast majority of you, but c'mon... the odds are astronomical) is the one getting paid to stand in front of a camera.


How's the fuck that work?


I mean... dude makes MGO's Unibrow look downright... seeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxahhhhhhyyyyyyy

Screwy's gift for expressing himself?... As long as he's standing next to Jess in the bar, he's qualifying for virgin-free events.

Jess would be very lucky to even get a faint hint of Wolfman's uterine-dust-spewing castoffs.


Yet, here the no-game having, rosacia-inflicted, floor-lamp-portraying, couldn't-get-laid-in-SoCal-even-though-he-was-in-movies, affable-teen-nerd-whose-affable-teen-nerd-years-are-long-since-behind-him dickweed collects a check for sticking his grille on the silver screen.


God unRACK us, everyone... except Jess.


Why yes... yes, I did just drop a Charles Dickens reference... live with it

[jtr]

thanks for everything you trolls

[R-Jack]

thanks for everything you trolls

Fuck off and die.

[mvscal]

jsc stop lounging your mouth on my testicles

Damn...

If jtr has to slap you off his grapesack it's a pretty good sign that you've hit rock bottom.

[jtr]

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment ... 20617.html
http://tv.gawker.com/5531779/the-most-i ... e=true&s=i

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

DANG! KC. Kinda harsh, dontcha think?

Jesse Heiman, while an ugly bastard, knows it, and still gets paid to be on camera. He's a pretty decent dude.