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Congrats, Kansas....welcome back to the far reaches of college football irrelevance. At least you have Late Night In The Phog tomorrow night, which is nice.

I don't think Mangino is laughing his ass off about anything considering he will probably die of a heart attack within the year.

Mangino has an assistant that wipes his ass when he shits because he cannot reach back there. I'm not kidding either.

Anybody want that job? For $50k a month.............would you????

TheJON wrote:I don't think Mangino is laughing his ass off about anything considering he will probably die of a heart attack within the year.

Mangino has an assistant that wipes his ass when he shits because he cannot reach back there. I'm not kidding either.

Anybody want that job? For $50k a month.............would you????

$600K a year? Fuck yes I would, and so would you.

Paul empathizing with Mangino...

yeah, color me shocked.

Killian wrote:

TheJON wrote:I don't think Mangino is laughing his ass off about anything considering he will probably die of a heart attack within the year.

Mangino has an assistant that wipes his ass when he shits because he cannot reach back there. I'm not kidding either.

Anybody want that job? For $50k a month.............would you????

$600K a year? Fuck yes I would, and so would you.

Maybe if I were poor I would consider it. Even then, I think I would turn that down. $600k is a nice salary but you would end up having some serious mental issues and would never fully enjoy having the money. You would probably never be able to get his fat ass out of your mind. You would need a heavy dose of Viagara and about 12 beers in you to ever be able to get hard for your woman again. You would also never again be able to eat chili, any type of Mexican food, meat because it would remind you of Mangino's bowel movements. You would be eating yogurt and vanilla pudding for the rest of your life.

Is that worth $600,000? I think not.

What the fuck do you think care givers and nurses do at a nursing home? It's very easy to seperate your work from your real life and for $600k you're lying if you say you wouldn't do it. You're not asking for anything that many, many people do on a daily basis for much less money.

Killian wrote:What the fuck do you think care givers and nurses do at a nursing home? It's very easy to seperate your work from your real life and for $600k you're lying if you say you wouldn't do it. You're not asking for anything that many, many people do on a daily basis for much less money.

You have a point about care givers, but I still wouldn't do it. Not Mangino. Maybe $600k to wipe some old persons ass, though I would have to think about it. Mangino is ENORMOUS. I don't think it would be possible to get that out of your mind when you're at home. Like I said, maybe if I were broke and really needed money I would look at it like "$600k is a shit ton of money and I'm desperate", but right now I would definitely turn down the $600k. I couldn't live with myself if I did that. I'm really not a money whore. I'd rather do work I enjoy for a comfortable living than make $600k and hate myself for doing it.

I'm telling you, I would turn that down in a heartbeat. 0% chance I would. I also don't think as high of a percentage of people as you probably think would take that job either. I doubt I'm in the minority.

TheJON wrote:I also don't think as high of a percentage of people as you probably think would take that job either.

Are pressure-washers off the table?

Dinsdale wrote:

TheJON wrote:I also don't think as high of a percentage of people as you probably think would take that job either.

Are pressure-washers off the table?

By hand only. You must manually wipe it with no stronger than double ply toilet paper and check to make sure you didn't leave anything deep down in there.

Is there a 401K?

Dinsdale wrote:Is there a 401K?

Matching up to 3%!

Now that Kansas football is back to being the laughing stock of the Big 12, all is right with the world again.