( ! G) Would You? (! G)

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:55 pm

I quit smoking, so the ashtray breath would be a dealbreaker.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:38 pm

That's why she's stuffed her smokes down there...as a deodorizer.

Either that or she's killing off crabs with the nicotine.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:39 pm

Fucking yes, I would.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:53 pm

Carson wrote:That's why she's stuffed her smokes down there...as a deodorizer.

Either that or she's killing off crabs with the nicotine.

Or maybe she likes her smokes flavored with her own gash juice..or she offers them to one of the studs she catches in her web ?..kind of like Bubba Cliton did after banging Monica with that cigar ?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:54 pm

Martyred wrote:Fucking yes, I would.

How shocking ... you would fuck a goat if you could find one..so you banging that wrinkly old cougar is no surprise there..

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:58 pm

Derron wrote:..so you banging that wrinkly old cougar is no surprise there..

I would bang her like a judge banging a gavel at your stupidity trial.

Long and hard.

pron · Post by **pron** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:59 pm

Is this a trick question?

HELL YEAH I WOULD

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:01 pm

Martyred wrote:
Derron wrote:..so you banging that wrinkly old cougar is no surprise there..
I would bang her like a judge banging a gavel at your stupidity trial.

Long and hard.

Of course you would..because you could not pull or would even want to have a shot at something like this :

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:06 pm

Yes...and all the maturity and "experience" that teenage girls have to offer...

Stop sharing PM's with Diego, you sick bastard.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:24 pm

fukk yeah, I'd bang that wretched old cougar till her false teef fell out.

as for derron's junior high school swim team honeys, tell them to check back when they're legal.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:26 pm

smackaholic wrote:...tell them to check back when they're legal.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:32 pm

So b-juice has a cougar bone, eh? He'd fuck Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin, so of course Sharon Stone would turn him on!

But...the true cougar cub would worship the soiled undies of much more than those hags..let's call the roll!

Service me, b-juice....now!

Babs says you're tiny but willing...so service me!

Look, b-juice, I want a nooner, and I don't want to hear anymore about my vaginal odor--let's go!

Carry on, old man, these broads appreciate it :wink:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:51 pm

Ah, yes...now Felchco shows up to tell us all how "icky" girls are...

You're here, you're queer, we're used to it, Felchco.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:28 pm

right in her wrinkly twat.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:05 am

Martyred wrote:Ah, yes...now Felchco shows up to tell us all how "icky" girls are...

No, b-juice, just your conspicuously bad taste in demented hags--Sharon Stone sorta doesn't count, but openly lusting after Palin runs you automatically. Or what?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:21 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Martyred wrote:Ah, yes...now Felchco shows up to tell us all how "icky" girls are...
No, b-juice, just your conspicuously bad taste in demented hags--Sharon Stone sorta doesn't count, but openly lusting after Palin runs you automatically. Or what?

You have extremely deep-seated "issues", Felchco.

Your dad wasn't around much, was he?

Did your sisters force you to play "dress up"? Did you get "used to it" after a while?

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:21 am

titlover wrote:right in her wrinkly twat.

In

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:09 am

Age can be beautiful if it isn't fucked around with too much by a knife/botox happy plastic surgeon

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:33 am

Thanks to whoever added the (! G). I tried to do it myself, but couldn't figure it out.

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:46 am

Eyebleach, STAT.

If there has to be a GILF, it is Helen Mirren.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:12 am

^^^ fucking this.

was just telling the wife the other day she was one hot older woman.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:27 am

pron wrote:Eyebleach, STAT.

If there has to be a GILF, it is Helen Mirren.

I'll see your Helen, and raise you a

70 years old?!

Freaking timeless....

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:10 am

These...whores can't compete with me...I am Lollabrigida..

(Age 79)

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:12 pm

pron wrote:

There's alot of music left on that old fiddle.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:38 pm

missjo wrote:Age can be beautiful if it isn't fucked around with too much by a knife/botox happy plastic surgeon

Is that your mom?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:02 pm

Can't let this thing fade away without a nod to the standard bearer....Mrs. Vicky LaMotta

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:09 am

mvscal wrote:
missjo wrote:Age can be beautiful if it isn't fucked around with too much by a knife/botox happy plastic surgeon
Is that your mom?

T1B

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