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Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
He's playing scared in the pocket and it's showing. DeGulpaload Hall just ran a pick back 92 yards for a score to take the lead, his second pick of the afternoon. Cuntler is getting the shit kicked out of him and he's developed happy feet, knowing Haynesworth is about to drop his fat ass on top of him. And he fumbled on the goal line.

Thankfully for the Skins, the Bears have probably pissed away 21 points today on turnovers. They have not looked good today at ALL.

Gay Cuntler: not just awful, but fucking awful.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:28 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Forte just coughed it up in the Skins' half of the 50. Fourth turnover today for the Bears.

Christ almighty. Fuck the McCaskeys.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Aaaaaand now the Skins cough it up in the red zone. This game has been beyond bizarre.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:34 pm
by Mace
There's more turnovers in this game than an Iowa basketball game. Well, that might be an exaggeration.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:37 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Mace wrote:There's more turnovers in this game than an Iowa basketball game. Well, that might be an exaggeration.
Rack.

Cuntler just threw another pick inside his own 20. He is melting HARD.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:55 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
This is it right here. If Cutler is worth half a shit, he'll lead his team to a score on this drive.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:57 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
baaahahaha

Par for the course.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
^^^^ Rack.

DeGulpaload Hall: Four picks. You gotta really suck to allow Hall to pick you off four times.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:05 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Game over. Skins 17, Bears 14.

Fuck you all.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:07 pm
by Mace
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This is it right here. If Cutler is worth half a shit, he'll lead his team to a score on this drive.
Cutler couldn't lead a whore into bed.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:11 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Rack the Skins. I am so tired of all the dong slurping Jay Cutler apologists in this town. There is literally no amount of INTs this guy can throw that will bring people here to the realization that he flat out sucks. These delusional dumbshits lay all the blame on the o-line, and while it is indeed an old and ratchety sieve, the fact is Cutler still makes terrible throws/decisions even with pass protection.

The Bears are just lucky the North sucks antelope testicles, though I think Green Bay will wind up winning the division handily before it's all said and done.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:14 pm
by Shoalzie
I tried watching that game to scout the Skins for next week but my TV threw up...that was atrocious football. The Bears were a disaster but the Skins were no picnic either 6 fumbles (1 lost) and 2 picks thrown by McNabb. If the Lions can limit mistakes next week, they should be able to snag a win over Washington. The Skins appear to be a team that gives you a chance to win...all you have to do is don't trip over yourself. I don't think the Lions turned the ball over as much as the Bears have under Martz.

RACK me for picking up the Skins defense for this week while the Jets were on the bye...24 points!

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:20 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rack the Skins. I am so tired of all the dong slurping Jay Cutler apologists in this town. There is literally no amount of INTs this guy can throw that will bring people here to the realization that he flat out sucks. These delusional dumbshits lay all the blame on the o-line, and while it is indeed an old and ratchety sieve, the fact is Cutler still makes terrible throws/decisions even with pass protection.
Cuntler in Martz's offense is just about the worst possible combination in the history of professional football. Cutler already makes awful decisions without pressure. Now with that shitty o-line and Martz's disgust for pass protection, he's running for his life and forcing balls because he's getting the shit kicked out of him. Christ, I'm surprised he doesn't have days like this more often. Aside from his traditional nuclear weapons-grade meltdowns, this was something else.

If the Skins were playing a half-way respectable team, they lose that game. The Bears pissed away 28 points on red zone turnovers and that TD that was brought back because of the delay penalty.

But the Skins at 4-3? I'll take it.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:24 pm
by Mace
They do need to revamp the o-line but they will never be a winner with Cutler at QB....for all of the reasons you've mentioned and more. He's a crybaby at a position where they need a Jim McMahon type QB to run the Bears offense.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:40 am
by Go Coogs'
I just dropped Cuntler for fucking Ryan Fitzpatrick. Yeah, you heard right....Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:41 pm
by mvscal
"I've played against [Hall] before -- there's no reason to shy away from him. That's hard to say after throwing four picks at a guy, but if we had to play him tomorrow, I'd go at him every time."

--Jay George after the game.

Great plan, guy. I'll even bet Mike Martz agrees.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:06 am
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
I know everyone is saying Cutler blows, but I think that there should be some criticism on Lovie Smith. That dude is a complete dumbass. After that Bears receiver gets to the 1, he red flags that shit when it was obvious that the dude didn't score. No reversal, wasted time out. Then he calls for a damn QB sneak with Cutler at about the 1 1/2 yard line which you just don't do. I know Martz is the offensive guy but Lovie has final say. And Cutler fumbles and then on the replay it shows that Cutler scored before fumbling...the ball crossed the plane. Lovie is so shocked by the fumble that he sticks his thumb in his ass and can't chuck the red flag. What a dipshit. That cost them the game right there.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:43 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Lovie is so shocked by the fumble that he sticks his thumb in his ass and can't chuck the red flag. What a dipshit. That cost them the game right there.
He came out and admitted he fucked that one up. There is a lot of blame to go around, and the Bears are probably the worst 4-3 team in the history of the league, though they look like the '72 Dolphins compared to the Cowboys. So they've got that going for them.

Re: Gay Cuntler is just awful

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:54 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:the Bears are probably the worst 4-3 team in the history of the league, though they look like the '72 Dolphins compared to the Cowboys. So they've got that going for them.
Lotta dancin' on graves on the DC radio airwaves today. Funny shit.