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After tonight, CrackwagonFan will be blowing it the fuck up.

how about translating that from Paulspeak to English?

I'm with Cuda.

:paul:

trev wrote:I'm with Cuda.

:paul:

Maybe this will help

There's zero doubt that this Cowboys team has been officially put to rest. I'm not going to go all tart up in here and say I am not posting on my Boys anymore, but this team is an abortion. The first 5 games left me scratching my head wondering how we didn't win every single one of those games. But after last night, Giant cock firmly implanted in Dallas' secondary scrubs, it is safe to say we are going to struggle to win ball games. The strength of the Boys has been the defense, but another year older apparantly hasn't gotten wiser, and they look defeated.

Going to be a tough season to watch, but maybe Tart can send positive thoughts my way (you know Kitna is a Christian and all).

Enjoy your last season Wade. I can only hope a truly embarrassing and humbling season convinces Jones to go after a real head coach (Cowher, white courtesy telephone).

DallasFanatic wrote:Enjoy your last season Wade. I can only hope a truly embarrassing and humbling season convinces Jones to go after a real head coach (Cowher, white courtesy telephone).

The Chin would be the PERFECT HC for that team. Bum's Son should've been run two years ago.

....and just an FYI, Dez Bryant is one bad mofo on one ankle. Too bad we'll have to wait til next year to see what he can do on two ankles.

DFan wrote:I'm not going to go all tart up in here and say I am not posting on my Boys anymore, but this team is an abortion.

Well there's no reason not to post takes about your team when they've given you this over the past 7+ seasons.

10-6
6-10
9-7
9-7
13-3
9-7
11-5
1-5


But try this.

4-12
5-11
4-12
2-14
4-12
5-11
5-11
3-4

How long would you hang in there and take your organization seriously?

Tricking out a full size van would be sweet.........but no.

KC fan HAD to go with the short bus.