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I'm voting for a republican candidate running for a major office for the first time since I've been old enough to vote...Rick Snyder for governor in Michigan. Other than that, I'm voting against all incumbents regardless of party affiliate...I'm all for cleaning house here.

Have you seen the light?

I've never voted a straight ticket for either party and I won't be doing so tomorrow. I'll vote on the person and their record, rather than their party.

I have a handy voting guide. It calls itself the KC Star and whatever they recommend, I will vote against. Except MO Prop A.

Mace wrote:I've never voted a straight ticket for either party and I won't be doing so tomorrow. I'll vote on the person and their record, rather than their party.

Just got into an argument with my dad about how Culver has no chance in hell of winning. He's an annoying liberal honk that is beyond biased. This is part of the reason I slightly lean to the right. He tried getting me to swing to the left when I was younger, but I knew better. That fucker is gonna be buying me dinner this weekend and I'm getting the most expensive item on the menu, and making him take me to the most expensive restaurant in town. I'm not too worried about buying him a meal since Branstad is going to buttfuck Culver in the mouth. I actually didn't care who won and hadn't even selected a candidate. I dislike them both. Now I'm definitely voting for Branstad (though I probably would have anyways).

I prefer to vote based on who I like or against who I dislike, as opposed to voting straight by party lines. People that vote strictly one way regardless are the types of people that have completely ruined our political system. That said, it hardly even matters anymore who gets elected. Both sides hate each other so much that they have become too stubborn to work together. We can vote a democrat or a republican into office but he'll never get shit accomplished because he will have too much restraint from the opposing party.

Ricky Stanzi might have been wrong in saying "USA #1".

TheJON wrote:That fucker is gonna be buying me dinner this weekend and I'm getting the most expensive item on the menu, and making him take me to the most expensive restaurant in town.

A Double Whopper? With cheese too? Bravo.

R-Jack wrote:

TheJON wrote:That fucker is gonna be buying me dinner this weekend and I'm getting the most expensive item on the menu, and making him take me to the most expensive restaurant in town.

A Double Whopper? With cheese too? Bravo.

Come on, you can do better than that. Teeing off on a softball? Weak.

You mean in your locale, Burger King is too highbrow to be considered for sarcasm?

My point was actually that type smack should be below you. Certainly you coulda picked something out of my post to smack other than a softball like that, right?

It's sorta like if someone mentions they just landed their dream job, and you respond with "I didn't know Wal-Mart was hiring" or something like that.

Another example is when someone tries to insult an Iowan by calling them a farmer. It's not funny, it's not original, it's not creative, and it's played out.

You see what I'm getting at here? There's certain times in someones post where it's just too easy to insult them for that line, which makes it kinda lame to actually do it. This would be one of them, and you're better than that. Quite frankly, I'm actually a bit disappointed you even wasted your time on such a softball. I expect that from someone like mvscal or kc_scott, who don't have the creativity or intellectual ability to come up with anything better (actually, this might even be above him).

You don't see Albert Pujols playing slowpitch softball, do you? Fuck no. Dude's injecting steroids into his ass and taking his bat up to the plate to face guys like Tim Lincecum and Roy Halladay.

TheJON wrote:That fucker is gonna be buying me dinner this weekend and I'm getting the most expensive item on the menu, and making him take me to the most expensive restaurant in town.

How very Democommunist of you.

Just substitute "fucker" with "taxpayer".

Carson wrote:

TheJON wrote:That fucker is gonna be buying me dinner this weekend and I'm getting the most expensive item on the menu, and making him take me to the most expensive restaurant in town.

How very Democommunist of you.

Just substitute "fucker" with "taxpayer".

Get off your high horse, pussy.

TheJON wrote:My point was actually that type smack should be below you. Certainly you coulda picked something out of my post to smack other than a softball like that, right?

It's sorta like if someone mentions they just landed their dream job, and you respond with "I didn't know Wal-Mart was hiring" or something like that.

Another example is when someone tries to insult an Iowan by calling them a farmer. It's not funny, it's not original, it's not creative, and it's played out.

You see what I'm getting at here? There's certain times in someones post where it's just too easy to insult them for that line, which makes it kinda lame to actually do it. This would be one of them, and you're better than that. Quite frankly, I'm actually a bit disappointed you even wasted your time on such a softball. I expect that from someone like mvscal or kc_scott, who don't have the creativity or intellectual ability to come up with anything better (actually, this might even be above him).

You don't see Albert Pujols playing slowpitch softball, do you? Fuck no. Dude's injecting steroids into his ass and taking his bat up to the plate to face guys like Tim Lincecum and Roy Halladay.

You fail at understanding the concept of guy on guy sexual activity being gay, and you're going to try to give me sage advice on smart smack?

Dream on you cock-shucking He-Bitch.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Carson wrote:

TheJON wrote:That fucker is gonna be buying me dinner this weekend and I'm getting the most expensive item on the menu, and making him take me to the most expensive restaurant in town.

How very Democommunist of you.

Just substitute "fucker" with "taxpayer".

Get off your high horse, pussy.

Guess you've run out of copy/paste material, you illiterate asswipe.

R-Jack wrote:

TheJON wrote:My point was actually that type smack should be below you. Certainly you coulda picked something out of my post to smack other than a softball like that, right?

It's sorta like if someone mentions they just landed their dream job, and you respond with "I didn't know Wal-Mart was hiring" or something like that.

Another example is when someone tries to insult an Iowan by calling them a farmer. It's not funny, it's not original, it's not creative, and it's played out.

You see what I'm getting at here? There's certain times in someones post where it's just too easy to insult them for that line, which makes it kinda lame to actually do it. This would be one of them, and you're better than that. Quite frankly, I'm actually a bit disappointed you even wasted your time on such a softball. I expect that from someone like mvscal or kc_scott, who don't have the creativity or intellectual ability to come up with anything better (actually, this might even be above him).

You don't see Albert Pujols playing slowpitch softball, do you? Fuck no. Dude's injecting steroids into his ass and taking his bat up to the plate to face guys like Tim Lincecum and Roy Halladay.

You fail at understanding the concept of guy on guy sexual activity being gay, and you're going to try to give me sage advice on smart smack?

Dream on you cock-shucking He-Bitch.

Much better.

By the way, the only FAIL here is your inability to get a really bad movie reference (Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay). That's where the "getting your dick sucked isn't gay" reference is from. You should watch that movie. I promise you it will be the best 90 minutes of your life. I watch it 14 times per day- it's that good. Trust me.

R-Jack wrote:You fail at understanding the concept of guy on guy sexual activity being gay, and you're going to try to give me sage advice on smart smack?

Dream on you cock-shucking He-Bitch.

But you have the man on horse and man on pre-pubescent daughter sex down don’t you?

I almost voted for Meak... and then I came to my senses and realized that if enough of us did that Crist might actually win. So I said fuck that and voted for Rubio.