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Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:57 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The most gutless, heartless, overrated, sackless, spineless, fuckwadded piece of steaming shit in all of professional sports. Enough already. This pile of anal tissue will lose by double digits tonight. Bank on it. Oh, and fuck YAFJ.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:00 am
by trev
I can't believe we have to watch Jon Kitna play on Sunday night.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:02 am
by Screw_Michigan
Rack this thread.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:02 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
trev wrote:I can't believe we have to watch Jon Kitna play on Sunday night.
It makes no diff. Romo = Kitna with more glamor and hype. Both rack up stats, not wins, and proficient at blowing it when it counts.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:05 am
by Screw_Michigan
There's nothing wrong with Kitna, other than being a Christer. -- Marty

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:08 am
by Screw_Michigan
The selection for the 4 pm games here on the east coast was horrible. The premier game of the 4 pm games was easily Chefs-Raiders and most of the fucking country got an irrelevant inter-conference matchup (IND-PHI) and a fucking game no one outside of NYC gave two shits about. Thank God and G0d for channelsurfing.net having a great feed.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:18 am
by Mace
Why are the Cowboys on TV again? Because, according to my son, they are the Notre Dame of the NFL.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:24 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Mace wrote:they are the Notre Dame of the NFL.
I was going to put that in my first post.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:11 am
by Mace
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Mace wrote:they are the Notre Dame of the NFL.
I was going to put that in my first post.
I guess great minds do think alike.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:44 pm
by R-Jack
If you can't have a competitive game between two quality opponents, what is better than watching the Cowboys get their stool pushed in week after week?

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:49 pm
by BSmack
I'm going to miss Wade Phillips' blank stare as his team is getting mercilessly pummeled by the Giants this week. But I'm sure Jerry will find someone equally adept at saying "Yes Jerry" to take his place.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:40 pm
by Cueball
BSmack wrote:I'm going to miss Wade Phillips' blank stare as his team is getting mercilessly pummeled by the Giants this week. But I'm sure Jerry will find someone equally adept at saying "Yes Jerry" to take his place.
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/ne ... id=5780262

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:48 pm
by DallasFanatic
I've seen Garrett's blank stare too. Just as impressive. What I really want to see is the Neanderthal's spit flying all over Cowboy's Stadium. Now that would be entertainment.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:28 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
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Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:41 pm
by DallasFanatic
That was a nice one ucant. All I can do is laugh at this point. I have never seen a bunch of millionaires quit like the Boys have done this year. I don't know whats going on in the locker room, but its going to take a ball buster like the neanderthal to get these guys playing again.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:44 am
by velocet
Dallas = Notre Dame?


:lol:


ND is the very embodiment of all things ideal in the realm of college football.




velocet

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:42 am
by mvscal
DallasFanatic wrote:What I really want to see is the Neanderthal's spit flying all over Cowboy's Stadium. Now that would be entertainment.
If you're talking about Cowher, I think you can forget that. IMO, I don't see him coming back for any gig other than the Giants. He doesn't need the money. He will go with the most comfortable ownership situation and the Maras are a lot like the Rooneys.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:16 am
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:What I really want to see is the Neanderthal's spit flying all over Cowboy's Stadium. Now that would be entertainment.
If you're talking about Cowher, I think you can forget that. IMO, I don't see him coming back for any gig other than the Giants. He doesn't need the money. He will go with the most comfortable ownership situation and the Maras are a lot like the Rooneys.
In some cases Mara's ARE Rooneys.

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Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:06 pm
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Cowher is going to the Panthers next year.

I think Dallas goes after and lands Dom Capers. They need a good defensive mind like Phillips and he's just the one to get.

The way the NFC looks right now, I don't think 8-8 will get you a playoff spot so Dallas would have to win out, or go 7-1 (doable) and get some help. I had them winning the division and can't figure out what happened. They have some tough games coming up but of the tough ones.....Philly twice (they buttraped the Eagles three times last year), New Orleans (the fucked up the fraud Saints in the Dome last year) and the Colts (Romo destroyed them a couple years back). Of course that Giants game coming up will be merciless, but we'll see. If they can win that one you never know. I'm also in favor of starting McGee at QB at this point to see if he can add a spark. Garrett would be wise to pull this move since he knows what McGee brings to the table, plus based on what I've seen in preseason, McGee has some Tony Romo in him. He is improvisational, loose, makes good throws, and is enthusiastic. If he can come in and get them on a run before Romo comes back and takes over, they could possibly make noise down the stretch. Stranger things have happened.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:54 am
by mvscal
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:The way the NFC looks right now, I don't think 8-8 will get you a playoff spot so Dallas would have to win out, or go 7-1 (doable) and get some help. I had them winning the division and can't figure out what happened. They have some tough games coming up but of the tough ones.....Philly twice (they buttraped the Eagles three times last year), New Orleans (the fucked up the fraud Saints in the Dome last year) and the Colts (Romo destroyed them a couple years back). Of course that Giants game coming up will be merciless, but we'll see. If they can win that one you never know. I'm also in favor of starting McGee at QB at this point to see if he can add a spark. Garrett would be wise to pull this move since he knows what McGee brings to the table, plus based on what I've seen in preseason, McGee has some Tony Romo in him. He is improvisational, loose, makes good throws, and is enthusiastic. If he can come in and get them on a run before Romo comes back and takes over, they could possibly make noise down the stretch. Stranger things have happened.

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Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:35 pm
by Truman
mvscal wrote:
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:The way the NFC looks right now, I don't think 8-8 will get you a playoff spot so Dallas would have to win out, or go 7-1 (doable) and get some help. I had them winning the division and can't figure out what happened. They have some tough games coming up but of the tough ones.....Philly twice (they buttraped the Eagles three times last year), New Orleans (the fucked up the fraud Saints in the Dome last year) and the Colts (Romo destroyed them a couple years back). Of course that Giants game coming up will be merciless, but we'll see. If they can win that one you never know. I'm also in favor of starting McGee at QB at this point to see if he can add a spark. Garrett would be wise to pull this move since he knows what McGee brings to the table, plus based on what I've seen in preseason, McGee has some Tony Romo in him. He is improvisational, loose, makes good throws, and is enthusiastic. If he can come in and get them on a run before Romo comes back and takes over, they could possibly make noise down the stretch. Stranger things have happened.

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Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:43 am
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
What's up now? Kitna looked sharp Sunday night as Dallas rolled the Vigiants. Dallas may make some noise down the stretch and this team feels like it can't lose with Garrett. I just want to see what he does with all of the running back talent because the Cowboys are set for years to come with Dez looking like the next Irvin already....you can only imagine how good he'll be next year or later this season even when Romo comes back.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:43 am
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Another big win for Dallas today as they got that awesome kick return and even a 29 yard scamper for a TD for Kitna. Red Jesus (Jason Garrett) is proving to be the next coaching great and I'm really impressed with Kitna's play. The way the Cowboys are playing now, they'll probably kick the living shit out of the Saints in Thanksgiving and after that....they just have a five game stretch they can win to get to 9-7. Of course they may need some help, but they're a hot team right now.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:24 pm
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Jsc810 wrote:Big win. :lol:
No, the big win comes Thursday when they kick the living dogshit out of the Saints in Big D.

Just like last year. Happy Thanksgiving.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:54 pm
by Paul
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Big win. :lol:
No, the big win comes Thursday when they kick the living dogshit out of the Saints in Big D.

Just like last year. Happy Thanksgiving.
With Jon Kitna?

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Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:00 pm
by indyfrisco
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Dallas may make some noise down the stretch
Yeah, kinda like Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:48 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I'll at least rack the Girls for covering the spread and helping me reach 3-0 by 4:15.

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:12 pm
by DallasFanatic
We suck and we'll be exposed.
Like AP in girls pantyhose
Like trev getting on her hands and knees
Well take it in the poop shoot by Drew Brees
Hand over the jizz mop screwy we'll work for free
The Saints are going to coat us with their manseed
We quit on Wade and we'll do it again
As we wipe the blasts that pelt our chins
We are the Cowboys and we suck cack
We'll spend the rest of our season on our back

-THE Dallas Cowboys

Happy Thanksgiving ya'll

Re: Why are the Cowboys on my tv every week?

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:07 pm
by War Wagon
hahaha - RACK DF