T1B

I'll get the week nine results (and new standings) up Tuesday night, fans.
Sorry for the delay.


Week Ten Lines
At Atlanta -1.5 Baltimore 43.5
At Indianapolis -7 Cincinnati 47
At Jacksonville -1.5 Houston 49.5
Tennessee -1.5 At Miami 43
Minnesota -1 At Chicago 40.5
At Buffalo -2.5 Detroit 44
NY Jets -3 At Cleveland 37.5
At Tampa Bay -7 Carolina 37
Kansas City -1 At Denver 43
At San Francisco -6 St. Louis 38
At Arizona -3 Seattle 41.5
At NY Giants -13.5 Dallas 45.5
At Pittsburgh -4.5 New England 45
Philadelphia -3 At Washington 42.5

Updated Standings:

#1 Ucant 71%

ya heard?

Horton Hears a Who.

Ucant has taken the lead!

Memo to Rumps, I'Frisco, and Moby Dickless: Get some picks in the books or you're destined to go down in history as a straggler, jag-off, or homosexual.
That'll suck.

BSmack, too, if you've taken your toys and gone home.



Scores and Standings, cockslaps.


DallasFanatic: 1-2 - not your "A" game
stuckinia: 1-2 - Bungle 4th quarter fugged you
godzilla2002: 2-1 - that'll play
KC Scott: 1-2 - Chiefs let you down
MgoBlue-LightSpecial: 3-0 - HOT!
Sirfindafold: 2-1 - fair enough
Screw_Michigan: 2-1 - nice
ChargerMike: 3-0 - THE MAN!
HockeyMom: 2-0 - good week
Shine: 0-1 - also with a push
poptart: 0-1 - with a push
Bucmonkey: 1-1 - with a push
Cueball: 1-2 - Jet/Lion - ouch
War Wagon: 1-2 - not good
Shoalzie: 1-1 - with a push
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 2-0 - with a push, good show




Standings
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 12-5 - 71%
Shine: 14-7 - 67%
DallasFanatic: 17-9 - 65%
godzilla2002: 15-11 - 58%
BSmack: 12-9 - 57%
Shoalzie: 12-9 - 57%
Screw_Michigan: 15-12 - 56%
MgoBlue-LightSpecial: 12-11 - 52%
HockeyMom: 12-12 - 50%
Moby Dick: 6-6 - 50%
Go Coogs': 3-3 - 50%
stuckinia: 13-14 - 48%
Bucmonkey: 11-12 - 48%
Sirfindafold: 11-12 - 48%
Jsc810: 11-13 - 46%
ChargerMike: 9-11 - 45%
IndyFrisco: 4-5 - 44%
Cueball: 9-12 - 43%
War Wagon: 11-16 - 41%
poptart: 7-10 - 41%
KC Scott: 6-15 - 29%

Tart, when you're on a downturn, it is best to back away for a while. That's all I was doing.

But you still took at least half the creativity out of this game. Pardon me if I yawn while making these picks.

Bills-Lions OVER 42.5
Vikes -1
Chefs -1

BSmack wrote:But you still took at least half the creativity out of this game.

And just how often do you think that 1-2 point (or whatever) diff actually comes in to play? It's a factor... sure... but a very small one. The line that started this whole mess (whether it was 4.5 or 7) was totally irrelevant. Seattle blew them the fuck out. That is the norm...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

BSmack wrote:But you still took at least half the creativity out of this game.

And just how often do you think that 1-2 point (or whatever) diff actually comes in to play? It's a factor... sure... but a very small one. The line that started this whole mess (whether it was 4.5 or 7) was totally irrelevant. Seattle blew them the fuck out. That is the norm...

Often enough to make you try to find the best line. And that was the whole point.

Ravens +1.5
Lions +3
Chiefs -1

Jacksonville -1.5
Tennessee -1
Minnesota -1

BSmack wrote:Often enough to make you try to find the best line. And that was the whole point.

Take another look at the name of the game, my friend. The "best bets" don't need that point or two diff, do they? They are the best, because that dog you're taking +3, +4, or +5 is going to win the game outright. That favorite you're taking is going to win by 3 TDs. Your bet will be decided at halftime. These are your "best bets." The diff is your gravy... not the meat.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

BSmack wrote:Often enough to make you try to find the best line. And that was the whole point.

Take another look at the name of the game, my friend. The "best bets" don't need that point or two diff, do they? They are the best, because that dog you're taking +3, +4, or +5 is going to win the game outright. That favorite you're taking is going to win by 3 TDs. Your bet will be decided at halftime. These are your "best bets." The diff is your gravy... not the meat.

Serve up your turkey sans gravy this year and see how well it goes down.

If you don't like the meal, get up and leave... good riddance, dude.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:If you don't like the meal, get up and leave... good riddance, dude.

Hey, I wasn't the one who started this conversation. If you don't like how its going for you, then feel free to bail.

BSmack wrote:Hey, I wasn't the one who started this conversation. If you don't like how its going for you, then feel free to bail.

This "conversation" is going pretty good for me... as it has all along. I've been level headed throughout. I offered a suggestion but was fine with whatever decision the game's organizer made. I stated as much... repeatedly.

I suggest you go have your wife change your diaper. You're stinking up this thread.

Baltimore (+1.5)
Tennessee (-1)
Detroit (+3)

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

BSmack wrote:Hey, I wasn't the one who started this conversation. If you don't like how its going for you, then feel free to bail.

This "conversation" is going pretty good for me... as it has all along. I've been level headed throughout. I offered a suggestion but was fine with whatever decision the game's organizer made. I stated as much... repeatedly.

Nice try at moving the goalposts. I was of course referring to this particular conversation, not the one you had with poptart 3 weeks ago. This particular conversation started with tart wondering if I had taken my ball and gone home. Try to follow it from there if you can.

I am talking about this latest exchange, dude. Ya know... the "conversation" where you're still complaining... weeks later? It's a game, not life. A decision was made about the game a while back. Feel free to move on and stuff.

BAL +1.5

I'll add my other picks tomorrow.

ATL/BAL under 43.5
I will have other picks it another post

Jacksonville -1.5
Tennessee -1
Kansas City -1

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am talking about this latest exchange, dude. Ya know... the "conversation" where you're still complaining... weeks later? It's a game, not life. A decision was made about the game a while back. Feel free to move on and stuff.

So says the poster who has generated 5 replies on the subject. Take your own advice and STFU.

Show me where I instructed you to STFU, dude. I am simply ridiculing you. Keep it up... You're already a bottom feeder, so it's not like your standing here is going to sink any lower.

DET +3 over BUF
TEN -1 over MIA
HOU +1.5over JAC

az -3 over seahawks
titans -1 over phins
jets -3 over browns

NYJ -3
KC -1

St. Louis +6 over San Francisco
Dallas @ NY GIants under 45.5
Philadelphia @ Washington over 42.5

Tennessee -1.5
New England + 4.5

DET +2.5
DEN +1
CLE +3

Miami +1.5
Cleveland +3
Tampa Bay -7

STL +6
KC -1
MIN -1

NYJ -3
TB -7