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What do you think happened? The Pentagon isn't or won't explain why this happened. Possibilities? 1) They really don't know. 2) It was a U.S. military accident. 3) It was a U.S. military test or example. 4) It wasn't really a missile. It was maybe an airplane. 5) It was fired by another country. 6) It was fired by a private U.S. citizen.

Are there other possibilities that you can think of? By now we should have had the military speak up and give us an explanation. It's really a scary situation to not know what is going on. I'm going to be watching this story close for updates as it develops.

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Don't go getting carried away with conspiracy theories and UFO stories here, because the answer is really very simple. It was nothing more than a mvscal semen shot going through the back of Mrs. Vogel's head. Nothing new to see here.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Image

"You didn't know I had a submarine, did you?"
He doesn't have that capability. Only five nations have SLBMs, soon to be six. Us, the Russians, the Chinese, the British and the French. India will have one coming online very soon.

The only scenario that isn't plausible is that the Pentagon doesn't know who fired a missile 35 miles off our coast.
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mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Image

"You didn't know I had a submarine, did you?"
He doesn't have that capability. Only five nations have SLBMs, soon to be six. Us, the Russians, the Chinese, the British and the French. India will have one coming online very soon.

The only scenario that isn't plausible is that the Pentagon doesn't know who fired a missile 35 miles off our coast.

You mean they might know and not be telling us?

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Dan,

I was assfucking a really sexy bird on the beach. After my fiery load was delivered, the bird took off into the sky and left a vapor trail.

I hope those piercings on your perineum become infected, you goddamned sicko.
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Mikey wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Image

"You didn't know I had a submarine, did you?"
He doesn't have that capability. Only five nations have SLBMs, soon to be six. Us, the Russians, the Chinese, the British and the French. India will have one coming online very soon.

The only scenario that isn't plausible is that the Pentagon doesn't know who fired a missile 35 miles off our coast.

You mean they might know and not be telling us?

:shock:
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Oh, Felchco...did you put your vibrator's batteries in backwards again?

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"strange" indeed.
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Yo , b-juice, shouldn't you be lusting after some hagged out cougar? Or fantasizing about a brand new apartment in East Jerusalem?
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Mace and PSUFAN you both are warped people to see this topic and have those thoughts be the first thing that comes to you mind. Seriously what kind of problem are you dealing with? If I wanted to trash talk either one of you it would be something you'd never forget. But I'd never go there. I'm a man and an adult. If my children carried on the way you do I'd either ground them or get the paddle. Both of you are juvenile and stupid.

For the topic I heard that they have said this was an airplane. I'm having a hard time accepting that explanation. But I'll have to leave it at that until something further comes out about it.

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Lemme know if those kids get out of line, Dan. I'll paddle the fukk out of them for ya.

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Apparently there was a commercial flight from Honolulu to Phoenix that flew over the area at the time the "rocket trail" was seen. I've seen similar contrails down here when conditions are right.
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Dan Vogel wrote:Mace and PSUFAN you both are warped people to see this topic and have those thoughts be the first thing that comes to you mind. Seriously what kind of problem are you dealing with? If I wanted to trash talk either one of you it would be something you'd never forget. But I'd never go there. I'm a man and an adult. If my children carried on the way you do I'd either ground them or get the paddle. Both of you are juvenile and stupid.

For the topic I heard that they have said this was an airplane. I'm having a hard time accepting that explanation. But I'll have to leave it at that until something further comes out about it.

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I live right by Hurlburt and Eglin AFB and have no problem accepting the airplane theory. I have seen contrails on numerous occasions that look almost identical off the gulf coast.
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