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Surprised the foiled terrorist plot here in Portland hasn't been discussed here.

I'm sure you've all heard the story -- the RackFus snared an idiot Somali kid trying to blow up Pioneer Square during the tree lighting, with about 12,000 people packed into close quarters.

BUT.. the feds' first meeting with the little assface didn't get recorded, due to "equipment malfunction," which might open the door for an entrapment defense.

And there's a bunch of people here that actually want him to be found not guilty on a glitch... since he's got to walk out that courthouse door sometime.

Justice, Oregon style. Someone tried to burn down the mosque he occasionally attended in Corvallis already. Before Corvallis, he lived in Beaverton, and the cops have had a car parked at the big Beaverton mosque 24/7 ever since.

Just let him go, Feds... it'll be handled.

you're right, dins. let the little fukker go. it's not like that hippie commune known as the portland city government is gonna do anything with him.

i almost wish the little bastard had pulled it off and blew a few hippies into the next county. maybe that would wake their sorry asses up. probably not though. they would have figured the kid was a tea party plant.

The FBI supplied him with a fake bomb.

Did you know that?

If he was trying to kill Jews, he picked the wrong ceremony.

Loves me some righteous vigilante justice.



That just reminded me that I was watching "A Time to Kill" on the color TV last night.

The question that came up during the show was, how could a mama that produced this...




...possibly also give birth to this?

smackaholic wrote:you're right, dins. let the little fukker go. it's not like that hippie commune known as the portland city government is gonna do anything with him.

Funny thing was, the FBI didn't tell anyone in the city government anything... pretty funny when they tell the local police involved to not tell the Boss what's up.

Martyred wrote:The FBI supplied him with a fake bomb.

Did you know that?

I'd be willing to bet I know more details about this case than anyone else on this board... ya'think?


The RackFus supplied him with all sorts of shit, both real and fake.

The retard's own father called the feds on him.

The guy was figuring out how to join Al Quada, for chrissakes.

Dinsdale wrote:
I'd be willing to bet I know more details about this case than anyone else on this board.

This case, and everything else. Your ability to retain useless info is so remarkable, I keep expecting you to punch yourself repeatedly in the head and scream, "HOT WATER BURN THE BABY!!!"

The guy was figuring out how to join Al Quada, for chrissakes.

And now he's figuring out what visual best helps block out the horror of eating grape jelly out of his cellmate's asscrack.

The Judd girls are only half sisters.

As for the World's Stupidest Would Be Terrorist, why didn't the FBI take him into custody when they were doing the phony sale? That's enough of a crime for an immediate arrest. Did they...want us to feel terrified? During an It's A Wonderful Life moment?

LTS TRN 2 wrote: As for the World's Stupidest Would Be Terrorist, why didn't the FBI take him into custody when they were doing the phony sale?

Sale?

Better read up. And the FBI has done this a few times now. Waiting for them to actually push the button pretty much ensures a conviction, which is a mandatory life sentence.

Actually, every move they make is pretty carefully scripted -- like trying to talk him out of it on multiple occasions, which shields against entrapment claims.

OCmike wrote:Your ability to retain useless info is so remarkable

It's a burden sometimes.

I can also guess the time of day without a clock, usually to within a minute. People think it's weird.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:The Judd girls are only half sisters.

:

Same mama, though.

Daddy #1 must have been one huge fugly motherfucker.

smackaholic wrote:you're right, dins. let the little fukker go. it's not like that hippie commune known as the portland city government is gonna do anything with him.

The liberal hysteria that is Portland and the fucking low life liberal fish wrap, and all the other liberal media, is spinning so hard to get this little low life coon / rag head cross sprung before trial, that it is making more news now than the actual news of the crime and how it all went down.

The local community would just as soon this little terrorist was released to go ahead and finish what he started, because he was entrapped...and given multiple (documented) attempts to stop the process..maybe he can get the Rack Fu's to help him out again ?? Ya think maybe his e mails to Pakistan might lend some support to the peoples case ?

And rack the fag Portland mayor, who was completely clueless,and if he had a need to know, and did know, he would probably have spouted off about it to some of his gay ass homies in Northwest anyway.

Word. I have the same "useless info" curse.

Downside: people get weirded-out when you remember them telling you that they don't like Honeynut Cheerios...six years ago.

Upside: you're the first person picked when making Trivial Pursuit teams at Thanksgiving.

Mikey wrote:
...possibly also give birth to this?

I bet she loves softball

Dinsdale wrote:Actually, every move they make is pretty carefully scripted --

Like forgeting to push record the one time he said he was down but remembering to push record when...

trying to talk him out of it on multiple occasions, which shields against entrapment claims.

I have forgot more about this case than you will ever know you piss drinking assfuck.

First the reindeer, and now an elf. It must be Christmas time at T1B.

Moving Sale wrote: I have forgot more about this case than you will ever know you piss drinking assfuck.

OK.

So, what street did he live on in Beaverton?

Why did he choose the corner of Pioneer Square that he did?

Why isn't PPD part of the JTTF?

Who was the last major defendant the defense attorney exonerated?


Keep dreaming, dipshit.

Derron wrote:he would probably have spouted off about it to some of his gay ass homies in Northwest anyway.

Sam the Sham is a Kenton guy, FWIW.

Dinsdale wrote:

Derron wrote:he would probably have spouted off about it to some of his gay ass homies in Northwest anyway.

Sam the Sham is a Kenton guy, FWIW.

But he hangs in NW...just saying

Dinsdale wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote: As for the World's Stupidest Would Be Terrorist, why didn't the FBI take him into custody when they were doing the phony sale?

Sale?

Better read up. And the FBI has done this a few times now. Waiting for them to actually push the button pretty much ensures a conviction, which is a mandatory life sentence.

Actually, every move they make is pretty carefully scripted -- like trying to talk him out of it on multiple occasions, which shields against entrapment claims.

And what, exactly, does it do to defend us against a proper terrorist attack? We're spending an awful lot of energy making sure we can pin some insignificant patsy to the wall as if he were capable of doing anything other than starching his shorts with dreams of a creamy jihad and 72 virgins.

Dinsdale wrote: So, what street did he live on in Beaverton?

I'll do you one better, what was his GPA in 9th grade?

Why did he choose the corner of Pioneer Square that he did?

Many reasons. Location for get away, 15 min meters, possible damage. The only question that was relevant and not loaded and you pick that to ask? You are one dumb fuck.

Why isn't PPD part of the JTTF?

Objection, loaded question. Reread the 4-28 resolution and get back to me you stupid silly fuck.

Who was the last major defendant the defense attorney exonerated?

Two loaded questions in a row? He has more than one Atty you dumbassmotherfucker.


I know more about this case than you ever will and I don't live anywhere near Portland. You are a disgrace to the UL.

Moving Sale wrote:
I know more about this case than you ever will and I don't live anywhere near Portland. You are a disgrace to the UL.

The question that is begging to be asked is, is it more disgraceful to be a U & L resident or to be an attorney/ scum bag/ lower than whale shit / will burn in hell loser like you ? And one that quotes attorney speak OBJECTION !!!! on internet smack boards....??

I rest my case...

Derron wrote:I rest my case...

You post one shit sentence and then yell Bode? You sound like a child, a stupid mal-adjusted child.

Moving Sale wrote:

Derron wrote:I rest my case...

You post one shit sentence and then yell Bode? You sound like a child, a stupid mal-adjusted child.

And you still sound like a an attorney/ scum bag/ lower than whale shit / will burn in hell loser..no appeals here Esquire..the verdict is in ...

Way to double down on stupid. If you ever have an actual take about MM get back to me.

Dins,
You are a yellow bellied cunt.

Moving Sale wrote:If you ever have an actual take about MM get back to me.

I'll help you out, since you want to appear to be all smart and informed and stuff...


He's known as "MoM."


But keep telling us how informed you are and how you have the inside track and all.

Moving Sale wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Why did he choose the corner of Pioneer Square that he did?

Many reasons... Location for get away.

EPIC fail, BTW.

Moving Sale wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Who was the last major defendant the defense attorney exonerated?

Two loaded questions in a row? He has more than one Atty you dumbassmotherfucker.

For a guy who claims to be so knowledgeable, you couldn't come up with the name Brandon Mayfield?

Really?


Really?


I thought you knew all about this case.


Just. Stop.

You're clowning.

Little antsy there you triple posting moron? I don't care if you call him DaD, I was using short hand in a thread with limited scope. There is no need to post anything beyond his first and last initials in a thread ABOUT HIM. In the bigger world it might be necessary because there are lots on MMs out there. Only a desperate shitforbrains would post what you did to try and prop your knowledge of this case.

As far as the EPIC fail, how is it epic fail if I got at least 2 out of 3? That's 66% and that is not even a fail let alone an epic one. That being said 68, and to a lesser extent 72, show that, at least in the eyes of the FBI, you are a complete idiot.

Brandon Mayfield is the "last major defendant the defense attorney exonerated?" Dude you need to back away from the meth your brain is fried. The Federal PDs office defends and exonerates people everyday. Mayfield was released in 2004 when SPAIN said his prints did not match. That had very little to do with the PDs office... at best. Try something easier next time like telling us what color the sky is. You are a mess.