Good News And Bad News....

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NASA plans to make a big announcement about some major discovery they’ve made in outer space, which, obviously, means NASA is going to tell us officially, on the record, that aliens do exist.

NASA’s big announcement will happen on Thursday at 2 p.m. Eastern Time and all they are hinting at so far is that this announcement involves an “astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.”

The news conference will be held at the NASA Headquarters in Washington and will be broadcast on NASA Television and on the agency’s website at www.nasa.gov.

Okay, the good news is that we're about to be colonized by little fucks with ray guns and mind control..

The bad news is that Rudy Giuliani just got back in the race...

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NASA plans to make a big announcement about some major discovery they’ve made in outer space, which, obviously, means NASA is going to tell us officially, on the record, that aliens do exist.

Doubt it.

[Mikey]

Arsenic and Old Lace

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Well....that was pretty underwhelming.

[Derron]

Okay, the good news is that we're about to be colonized by little fucks with ray guns and mind control..

Your home boys..you should fit right in...minus the mind control since you cannot even control your own pissant brain

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Surely this is part of some vast jewish conspiricy?

Uh not exactly, in fact the aliens' first order of business was to light the artificial race state on fire!

Okay, the good news is that we're about to be colonized by little fucks with ray guns and mind control..

Your home boys..you should fit right in...minus the mind control since you cannot even control your own pissant brain

What, are you a Giuliani (9/11) supporter?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Well....that was pretty underwhelming.

This amazing discovery will redefine the way we look at EVERYTHING as we know it.

Sincerely,

anytime a scientist discovers something

[Wolfman]

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=32183

Swell. Some microbes in Mono Lake use As in place of P in some portions of their DNA. Sorry. No LGM's.

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I...think you better do what he says.....

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I...think you better do what he says.....

FTFY

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As the Wikileaks have made partially clear, I've had nothing nice to say about the alien lord Zod--or the artificial race state currently experiencing His fiery wrath

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"Zod" or "Zog"..? who cares? RUN!!!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Jews In Space.

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Wait a minute...Bibi said to incinerate Damascus? Whoah..Kanye's not gonna like this!

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Book 'em, Dano..

Damn, they just got here and immediately start getting stoned--and starting a fire. There's that "right of return" policy biting them in the ass again.

actual culprit in the Carmel woods..

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I should have known that you were a UFO kook as well...

Live and learn, I guess.

[Felix]

Okay, the good news is that we're about to be colonized by little fucks with ray guns and mind control..

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It's...more than just getting high..it's...the real thing here on the Kibbutz...sorry about the fire..