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Stop in, grab a cup of Joe and listen to a few tunes. I'm stuck in the office doing some homework. Make my misery your gain.
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BSmack wrote:I'm stuck in the office doing some homework.
What kind of work load could an unemployed man have?
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Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'm stuck in the office doing some homework.
What kind of work load could an unemployed man have?
I'm a student. Often students are given work to do whilst at home. Thus the word "homework."
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BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'm stuck in the office doing some homework.
What kind of work load could an unemployed man have?
I'm a student. Often students are given work to do whilst at home. Thus the word "homework."
The lacking word there is "gainful" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'm stuck in the office doing some homework.
What kind of work load could an unemployed man have?
I'm a student. Often students are given work to do whilst at home. Thus the word "homework."
While you're piling up more debt, who's pulling in the paycheque?

Did your wife put her Barbies up on eBay?
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Martyred wrote:While you're piling up more debt, who's pulling in the paycheque?
It is called savings and living below ones means. When my wife and I went house hunting, I wanted a house that I could pay for even on unemployment. Consequently, I'm able to spend my savings on my education while still paying my share of the bills. And when UI runs out, I'll get whatever job I can lay my hands on and finish up part time. It beats the fuck out of doing nothing.
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Good luck in school dude. Masters or another BS degree ?
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Thanks for the tunes this morning, bri. It beat the hell out of watching the morning news at 6 a.m. when I'm downing my first cup of coffee. If you're on tomorrow, I'll be there.
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The B-Smack mansion outside of Rochester NY. Come on Bri--you knew it was coming.

PS--I wanted to listen this morning from work, but I guess the college system has access to the tunes blocked.
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Tom In VA wrote:Good luck in school dude. Masters or another BS degree ?
Eventually a BS in IT. Short term goal is an A.A.S. in Computer Information Systems. Then I'll slog away at the BS requirements. With any luck I'll find a place to work that will pay for those credits.
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Wolfman wrote:Image

The B-Smack mansion outside of Rochester NY. Come on Bri--you knew it was coming.

PS--I wanted to listen this morning from work, but I guess the college system has access to the tunes blocked.
I thought you were retired? You picking apart Beetles in SWFL?
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Mace wrote:Thanks for the tunes this morning, bri. It beat the hell out of watching the morning news at 6 a.m. when I'm downing my first cup of coffee. If you're on tomorrow, I'll be there.
Radio will be on. Somewhere between 6:30 and 7 AM EST.
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BSmack wrote:
Mace wrote:Thanks for the tunes this morning, bri. It beat the hell out of watching the morning news at 6 a.m. when I'm downing my first cup of coffee. If you're on tomorrow, I'll be there.
Radio will be on. Somewhere between 6:30 and 7 AM EST.
Go ahead and expect me to NOT be on there about that time. 3:30 to 4 am WST. No way. Maybe later .

Fuck you East Coast dudes..you all think the world revolves around your time zone or something. :meds:
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Derron wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Mace wrote:Thanks for the tunes this morning, bri. It beat the hell out of watching the morning news at 6 a.m. when I'm downing my first cup of coffee. If you're on tomorrow, I'll be there.
Radio will be on. Somewhere between 6:30 and 7 AM EST.
Go ahead and expect me to NOT be on there about that time. 3:30 to 4 am WST. No way. Maybe later .

Fuck you East Coast dudes..you all think the world revolves around your time zone or something. :meds:
Geez. That's when I'll start. Not when I'll end the show. If you see the radio banner is active, I'm still on. If so, hop on in and share a sheep with Mace.
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BSmack wrote: Geez. That's when I'll start. Not when I'll end the show. If you see the radio banner is active, I'm still on. If so, hop on in and share a sheep with Mace.
That's 5:30-6:00 central time....perfect for me. Don't stop in and expect the sheep to give you that "come hither" look, Derron. They'll be worn out by the time you get your west coast ass in here. :) Besides, there's some things I don't share.
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BSmack wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Good luck in school dude. Masters or another BS degree ?
Eventually a BS in IT. Short term goal is an A.A.S. in Computer Information Systems. Then I'll slog away at the BS requirements. With any luck I'll find a place to work that will pay for those credits.

Cool. Good luck and enjoy it.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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I'm not sure collecting unemployment "until it runs out" is the best idea.

Get a job.
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BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:I'm stuck in the office doing some homework.
What kind of work load could an unemployed man have?
I'm a student. Often students are given work to do whilst at home. Thus the word "homework."
So you're not really in an office or doing homework. You're in your bedroom listening to Led Zeppelin.
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BSmack wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Good luck in school dude. Masters or another BS degree ?
Eventually a BS in IT. Short term goal is an A.A.S. in Computer Information Systems. Then I'll slog away at the BS requirements. With any luck I'll find a place to work that will pay for those credits.
If the NY tech job market is anything like CA, you'd be wise to stay miles away from a career in networks, server ops or anything else that anyone can learn. The only guys with any job security right now are DBAs and analysts and the more specialized, the better.

Try getting a gig in healthcare IT. As an industry their hire/fire/layoff rates are historically among the best. Right now isn't the best time, with many companies trimming costs (and staff) to brace for the unknowns coming with Obamacare, but by the time you're out of school the industry will be hiring again.
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Dr_Phibes wrote:So you're not really in an office or doing homework. You're in your bedroom listening to Led Zeppelin.
No, I have a room in my home I designate as the office. It has a desk, filing cabinet, computer, printer, bookshelves and a TV stand. And I am doing homework assigned to me by professors at the school I am attending.
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BTW: Radio is on bitches. Don't let Mace hog all the sheep.
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Yep, we're just sitting around the kitchen table listening to tunes and drinking coffee. Bri is flirting with the ewes but they're not paying attention to him. They know where their bread is buttered.
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I'd like to send the next song out to the Reindeer. It's called "Back Door Santa" by Clarence Carter.
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Mace wrote:
Don't stop in and expect the sheep to give you that "come hither" look, Derron. They'll be worn out by the time you get your west coast ass in here. :) Besides, there's some things I don't share.
Oh that just breaks my ass...no sloppy seconds on your farm animal fetish.??..You can't get your internet freak on enough ?? :lol: :lol:

As you can see I missed it..and your probably sleeping off your release unless one of your captive ewes got a foot out of your rubber boots and kicked your balls in ... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Hell ...with them sheep and a big enough flock, you could nail a virgin every day... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Derron wrote:
Mace wrote:
Don't stop in and expect the sheep to give you that "come hither" look, Derron. They'll be worn out by the time you get your west coast ass in here. :) Besides, there's some things I don't share.
Oh that just breaks my ass...no sloppy seconds on your farm animal fetish.??..You can't get your internet freak on enough ?? :lol: :lol:

As you can see I missed it..and your probably sleeping off your release unless one of your captive ewes got a foot out of your rubber boots and kicked your balls in ... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Hell ...with them sheep and a big enough flock, you could nail a virgin every day... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pretty hard to buy virgin ewes in Iowa, Derron, but I'll try to find you one for next week. :)
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Mace wrote:
Derron wrote:
Mace wrote:
Don't stop in and expect the sheep to give you that "come hither" look, Derron. They'll be worn out by the time you get your west coast ass in here. :) Besides, there's some things I don't share.
Oh that just breaks my ass...no sloppy seconds on your farm animal fetish.??..You can't get your internet freak on enough ?? :lol: :lol:

As you can see I missed it..and your probably sleeping off your release unless one of your captive ewes got a foot out of your rubber boots and kicked your balls in ... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Hell ...with them sheep and a big enough flock, you could nail a virgin every day... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pretty hard to buy virgin ewes in Iowa, Derron, but I'll try to find you one for next week. :)
Mace: ( while looking at an unfucked sheep) I was going to try and pimp a ewe for Derron and see if I could get him to be a freak like me, but damn... this one is looking fine, no sense in letting anyone else have all the fun ( as he mounts the virgin sheep) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

What is on Maces nightstand ?

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