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Reset needed here - WTF with the pancake hat avatar?

Goes back to the old old internet posting joke of "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head."

Origin unknown.

Let me guess -- this has something to do with 1/10/11?

I'm going to try and hold out for a couple of weeks, since there's only so many cousin-fucking-swamp-dweller and chopping-down-a-tree-while-wearing-Birkenstocks jokes to go around.

On this topic, there are other things I'd like a reset on as I have no fukking clue how they started.

The first ones that come to mind are poptart's running prowess and grass clippings.

Honestly, just wanted a reset.

I'm saving the Blue Velvet/Twin Peaks smack for the BTPCFB forum.

smackaholic wrote:grass clippings.

That's not even all that old.

Rack Fu bitched about his neighbors not cleaning up the grass clippings from the street, therefore forcing him to drive through them in his $54K 2WD SUV.

Good times, Fu played along.

Dinsdale wrote:

smackaholic wrote:grass clippings.

That's not even all that old.

Rack Fu bitched about his neighbors not cleaning up the grass clippings from the street, therefore forcing him to drive through them in his $54K 2WD SUV.

Good times, Fu played along.

is that all?

how'd that get so much run?

seems like paying what would buy a nice little starter house in his neck of the woods, for a, well, a fukking station wagon basically, would get more run.

54K? damn. i owe less than that on my house.

(infamous casa de smackholic pic resets in 3...2....)

so how's about pahtah running everybody. where is that from? did he actually run someone noteworthy?

Carson wrote: I'm saving the Blue Velvet/Twin Peaks smack for the BTPCFB forum.

you wanna see how a duck walks?

I think it was his wife's SUV (Escalade, maybe a Navigator).

Prolly had spinners on it that wouldn't spin if any clippings got stuck up in there.

smackaholic wrote: so how's about pahtah running everybody. where is that from?

Goes back to the TNW NFL forum. 'tart started a thread ranking posters. Towards the end of the list were those who had quit posting, the ones who had 'been run'.

Dinsdale wrote:Fu played along.

Not the way I remember it.

To this day I'm sure that pompous bitch gets infuriated when somebody in the cul de sac doesn't rake their leaves.

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Fu played along.

Not the way I remember it.

To this day I'm sure that pompous bitch gets infuriated when somebody in the cul de sac doesn't rake their leaves.

Agreed.

Goober McTuber wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Fu played along.

Not the way I remember it.

To this day I'm sure that pompous bitch gets infuriated when somebody in the cul de sac doesn't rake their leaves.

Agreed.

Yeah, but now he has a license to kill.

one more bit of board lore I'd like to get an explanation about.

TiVo being a midget.

That fukker is in time after time proclaming he is 5'10".

Is that in his 7 inch clear plexiglass stripper heels?

As a general rule, 5'10" dudes are rarely refered to as midgets assuming they don't play in the NBA.

Does someone have actual photographic evidence of his midgetness?

If not, feel free to make it up. TiVo midget material never gets old.

smackaholic wrote:one more bit of board lore I'd like to get an explanation about.

TiVo being a midget.

That fukker is in time after time proclaming he is 5'10".

Is that in his 7 inch clear plexiglass stripper heels?

As a general rule, 5'10" dudes are rarely refered to as midgets assuming they don't play in the NBA.

Does someone have actual photographic evidence of his midgetness?

If not, feel free to make it up. TiVo midget material never gets old.

Check with Scott...he "knows"

He looks short in his photos. He claims to be taller. End of story.

It's not that he's short -- it's just that everyone he's ever posed for a pic with is 6'9" or better.

smackaholic wrote:one more bit of board lore I'd like to get an explanation about.

TiVo being a midget.

It's pretty simple. They/you have nothing else.

don't need anything else, elf.

Running the same tired gag is good enough for you? So you are lazy AND stupid. Got it.

Moving Sale wrote:Running the same tired gag is good enough for you? So you are lazy AND stupid. Got it.

RAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!


Sin,
RJack



I guess those little midget legs make it easier to kick yourself in the ass, eh?

Dinsdale wrote: I guess those little midget legs make it easier to kick yourself in the ass, eh?

How original. Do you try and be so dull or does it just come naturally?

Moving Sale wrote:How original.

Don't you have some RJack posts to do a forum search on for the 300th time?


How many KYOAs are you going to put into one thread?

Dinsdale wrote: Don't you have some RJack posts to do a forum search on for the 300th time?

WTF are you babbling about you diseased fucktard?

Moving Sale wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: Don't you have some RJack posts to do a forum search on for the 300th time?

WTF are you babbling about you diseased fucktard?

Ah, playing dumb, I see.

When you're engaging in the level of self-abuse that you are here, playing dumb is probably your best strategy -- since it's a pretty believable role for you.

Dinsdale wrote: Ah, playing dumb, I see.

I'm asking you wtf you are talking about. I can try a different language if you don't understand English.

Moving Sale wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: Ah, playing dumb, I see.

I'm asking you wtf you are talking about.

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10 seconds of skimming shows a reference to just about every cliche about every poster that you responded to.

Or, in more simple terms -- you didn't just kick your own ass -- you cork-batted that bitch clean out to the parking lot.

Moving Sale wrote:I can try a different language if you don't understand English.

Moving Sale wrote:I'm a lot smarter then you.

Sayswhat?


Dude, there must be a 12 step program for people addicted to KYOA -- just hope that it ain't like the carnival, where you have to be "this tall."

Moving Sale wrote:Running the same tired gag is good enough for you? So you are lazy AND stupid. Got it.

Moving Sale, in a response to AP, wrote:Dry your brain out you horrid fucking tranny.

This has got to be some sort of single-day record.

Dinsdale wrote: 10 seconds of skimming shows a reference to just about every cliche (sic) about every poster that you responded to.

You really are one dumb son of a bitch. Cliché are ok as accoutrement when they are funny or true or close to true or weird and the like. You live on them which makes you a fucking tard.

Sayswhat? (sic)

A typo makes me stupid? What does it make you? You are one no take having tard.

just hope that it ain't like the carnival, where you have to be "this tall."

If you decide to leave the 4th grade for the real world ring me up and I'll give you a tour.

Dinsdale wrote:This has got to be some sort of single-day record.

You have broken many records for stupidity today but I don't think this last on you just pulled off is anything to brag about.

Being 5-10 is equal as a smack subject as a guy who profess to be straight posting a pic of himself in panties on the internet. You really are a dumb son of a tard.

Moving Sale wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:This has got to be some sort of single-day record.

You have broken many records for stupidity today

How could a person put the cherry on top of the worst single-day display of KYOA in board history?


With some IKYABWAI, naturally.

You project, I call you out on it, and you pull the laziest possible post out of your ass and call IKYABWAI. Typical of a stupid lazy fucktard such as yourself. You are a stupid shit. Calling me a stupid shit 'first' doesn't change that and it doesn't help your cause, with thinking individuals, to just yell 'he said IKYABWAI' after every third post... you stupid shit.

So wait...


if I call you, say... a "stupid shit," but you decide that it's in fact I who is the stupid shit...


This validates your constant IKYABWAIs?

Fucking seriously?

You really are one stupid shit.

Dinsdale wrote:So wait...
if I call you, say... a "stupid shit," but you decide that it's in fact I who is the stupid shit...

Can you fucking read? I have been calling you a stupid shit for years because you ARE a stupid shit. Saying it again is not IKYABWAI just because you slip in a 'you're a stupid shit' from time to time. YOU going to the 'you just said IKYABWAI' card is lazy, stupid and just plain lousy smack. You are a fucking retard. You were a retard last week, you were a retard last year and you will be one next year and the year after that. Got it retard?

Now let that be a lesson to you, dins.

Mace wrote:Now let that be a lesson to you, dins.

You have got to be kidding. He'll be back on the 'you just typed IKYRBWAI" horse before his next post is done. He is too stupid to even see what he is doing let alone change his ways for the better due to being called out for it.

Hell he is dumber than you and that is a very tall order.