Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Nice. I'm certain I haven't heard as many 2010 albums as you, but my vote would go to The New Pornographers - Together.
Beach House sucks ass. The hipsters really outdid themselves with that band. If you took all the skinny jeans from a Beach House concert and made one big pair, KC Paul still couldn't fit his pinky in one of the pant legs.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:33 pm
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The hipsters really outdid themselves with that band. If you took all the skinny jeans from a Beach House concert and made one big pair, KC Paul still couldn't fit his pinky in one of the pant legs.
This makes Portland guy laugh much.
While Puffycoat might not fit into those jeans, he could buy himself a very nice pair of American made jeans from RJack's store by selling off the scrap metal that could be salvaged off said hipsters' belts.
And I wonder how many of them actually have a prescription for that stupid pair of eyeglasses they're wearing? Or does being a hipster require partial blindness?
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:34 am
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nice. I'm certain I haven't heard as many 2010 albums as you, but my vote would go to The New Pornographers - Together.
Beach House sucks ass. The hipsters really outdid themselves with that band. If you took all the skinny jeans from a Beach House concert and made one big pair, KC Paul still couldn't fit his pinky in one of the pant legs.
I've made a conscious effort to listen to the indie darling bands this year (Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem, The National) but I still feel like a college freshman cramming for a midterm. My Top 25 (with the Top 10 annotated) is due Monday morning and I still haven't listened to MGMT yet. Just got the new Kanye a couple days ago. It's decent, but I don't get Spin AND Rolling Stone putting it at No. 1. I DLed that New Pornographers. I'll give it a listen. I think I've got my Top 10 pretty well nailed down, but 11-25 is still up in the air.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:12 am
by BSmack
Do not finish your top 10 list unless you've heard "Steeple" by Wolf People.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
1. Belle and Sebastian - Write About Love
2. Wolf Parade - Expo 86
3. Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
4. Yeasayer - Odd Blood
5. New Pornographers - Together
Everything else: Things that get Slobbering Sam's panties bunched.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:52 pm
by BSmack
Dinsdale wrote:I'll check out BSmack's links later.
You will so totally not regret that. The lead singer is definitely a Winwood clone. But he's channeling Traffic era Winwood, not the Back in the High Life bullshit that helped ruin the 80s. And they play like mothers.
Another band that those of us who like their rock straight with no chaser should be listening to is Black Dub. It's a project of Daniel Lanois, who is more noted for working with Brian Eno, U2 and a shitload of other folks as a producer. But he can rock the fuck out.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:
5. New Pornographers - Together
Finally. Finally, you motherfucker...
RACK it, Screw.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Martyred wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
5. New Pornographers - Together
Finally. Finally, you motherfucker...
RACK it, Screw.
Hey, 3/5 of my list are Canadian bands. What's this "finally" shit?
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:not the Back in the High Life bullshit that helped ruin the 80s.
Please.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:22 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:not the Back in the High Life bullshit that helped ruin the 80s.
Please.
You didn't think for a second that I would let that chance to rip Winwood's 80's schlock slip by me?
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
But I'd skip the first sample, since it's the weakest.
What the fuck is this teen angst shit? You listen to this stuff?
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:36 am
by Bizzarofelice
agreed on the Beach House. lots of shit like that I aint a fan of. muted stuff like tallest man on earth and best coast make me ill.
overmodulated indie stuff like titus andronicus and wavves and sleigh bells and tame impala i was down with.
wife was able to get me whistling gayass vampire weekend and hot chip. like 'em both. so I am probably gay.
big fan of the walkmen. thanks to moorese turning me on to them at bows and arrows.
I wish I could say grinderman, but its more production than nick cave's man angst. disappointing.
i liked the arcade fire album. was worried that the suburbs are a tired ass thing to rise against, but they did a great job with it. and the songs the chick sings aren't annoying on this album.
didn't get the new pronographers. saw them early in their existence and wasn't impressed. bland.
kanye's album was good. big boi's was damned good. gets played more in my ipod than all the others in this list.
But I'd skip the first sample, since it's the weakest.
What the fuck is this teen angst shit? You listen to this stuff?
Not by choice, really.
Just hear the rehearsals in the basement.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:08 pm
by L45B
Top Ten including fav song...
10. Broken Bells (Broken Bells) - October
9. The Morning Benders (Big Echo) - Promises
8. The Black Keys (Brothers) - Too Afraid to Love You
7. The Pass (Burst) - Treatment of the Sun
6. Surfer Blood (Astro Coast) - Take It Easy
5. Band of Horses (Infinite Arms) - Compliments
4. Foals (Total Life Forever) - Black Gold
3. The National (High Violet) - Terrible Love
2. Arcade Fire (The Suburbs) - Modern Man
1. Wolf Parade (Expo 86) - In the Direction of the Moon
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Hey, 3/5 of my list are Canadian bands. What's this "finally" shit?
Because you hit on a band that isn't some awkward, metrosexual, American Anglophile, post-Napster, avant-poseur drivel.
There's nothing...and I mean NOTHING more tragic than Yanks doing "kitchen sink drama" as only the Brits can do.
It's like your only prerequisite for quality, modern music is an "awwww, shucks" attitude coupled with the entire
Johnny Marr discography.
Here. Here's the real thing, you ballsack draining half-wits...
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The only reason Arcade Fire exists is because Stereolab isn't around anymore to punch them in their twee, faggoty faces...
...and because ruffled shirts and dollar store cosmetics for men are "in".
Die. All of you.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:19 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Dinsdale wrote:Not by choice, really.
Puss. At least own up to it since you're so quick to dish it out.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Marty, I see you workin', but have you heard 99% of the horseshit this country lauds? Arcade Fire might as well be the fuckin Beatles by comparison.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:55 pm
by Screw_Michigan
L45B wrote:
1. Wolf Parade (Expo 86) - In the Direction of the Moon
Good minds think alike. Did you hear about the band going on "indefinite hiatus?" Sucks. I think both Dan and Spencer are really into their solo projects, but realize WP is how their bread is buttered, so I bet they'll be back in four years (instead of the usual two) to re-fill their coffers.
And my dream of hosting a Wolf Parade show at the Canadian Embassy just died a little.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:51 pm
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:The only reason Arcade Fire exists is because Stereolab isn't around anymore to punch them in their twee, faggoty faces...
...and because ruffled shirts and dollar store cosmetics for men are "in".
Die. All of you.
Every time Marty sneers at popular indy music an angel gets its wings.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:30 am
by Bizzarofelice
Martyred wrote:The only reason Arcade Fire exists is because Stereolab isn't around anymore to punch them in their twee, faggoty faces...
Stereolab don't punch people. Too much tragedy already. [oldmanindierock]my then girlfriend/ now wife was a superfan in the early 90s. hung out and had a meal with them everytime they hit the midwest. she always mentioned that laetitia had the softest cheeks imaginable[/oldmanindierock]
last time they came through St. Louis, my wife gave them her robin's egg blue '69 fender musicmaster. it only took a year for her to realize that it was a stupid gesture.
at my wedding the DJ guy acted like we didn't choose enough music for him to play during dinner. after a stereolab french marxist song, he played andrew lloyd weber. i was too drunk to care.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:39 am
by Bizzarofelice
and Arcade Fire is fucking awesome. I can't imagine being a young kid today and having that first arcade fire album come out. I can't think of what was comparable in my days. nirvana's nevermind came out when I was a junior, but that was less an album than a culture change. my bloody valentine's loveless and stone roses came out around then. pretty hate machine? 13 Songs?
maybe a kid wouldn't appreciate the disappointment of wasted youth and the reaction to fix that error that makes up the angst in the first arcade fire album. only old people like me who are disappointed a lot appreciate it. context, baby.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:22 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Bizzarofelice wrote:...after a stereolab french marxist song...
~sigh~
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Bizzarofelice wrote:and Arcade Fire is fucking awesome.
....nirvana's nevermind....
....my bloody valentine's loveless...
Arcade Fire in the context of Nevermind and Loveless?
May you trip over Jarvis Cocker's sardonic wit and land on a rusty AIDS needdle.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:34 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
okay...the AIDS needle thing was over the top...but, still...
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:51 am
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Not by choice, really.
Puss. At least own up to it since you're so quick to dish it out.
Never heard a whole song.
Just happen to frequently be in the same house.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:52 am
by Screw_Michigan
Bizzarofelice wrote:13 Songs?
Rack DC.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:16 am
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
For the record, here's my Top 25 of 2010:
1. The Ocean – Heliocentric/Anthropocentric (Metal Blade Records)
2. Band of Horses – Infinite Arms (Brown Records/Fat Possum/Columbia)
3. Fen – Trails Out of Gloom (Ripple Music)
4. Zoroaster – Matador (E1 Music)
5. Kylesa – Spiral Shadow (Prosthetic Records)
6. Atmosphere – To All My Friends, Blood Makes the Blade Holy (Rhymesayers Entertainment)
7. The Sword – Warp Riders (Kemado Records)
8. Torche – Songs for Singles (Hydra Head Records)
9. Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Roc-A-Fella Records)
10. The Flaming Lips – The Flaming Lips and Stardeath and White Dwarfs with Henry Rollins and Peaches Doing The Dark Side of the Moon (Warner Bros. Records)
11. Kongh – Shadows of the Shapeless (Seventh Rule Recordings)
12. The National – High Violet (4AD)
13. Arcade Fire – The Suburbs (Merge Records)
14. Gifts From Enola – Gifts From Enola (The Mylene Sheath)
15. Portugal. The Man – American Ghetto (Approaching AIRballoons/Equal Vision Records)
16. Sweet Cobra – Mercy (Black Market Activities)
17. The Dillinger Escape Plan – Option Paralysis (Party Smasher Inc.)
18. Envy – Recitation (Temporary Residence Limited)
19. Justin Townes Earle – Harlem River Blues (Bloodshot Records)
20. Mini Mansions – Mini Mansions (Rekords Rekords)
21. Landmine Marathon – Sovereign Descent (Prosthetic Records)
22. Rocky Votolato – True Devotion (Barsuk Records)
23. High on Fire – Snakes for the Divine (E1 Music)
24. Anal Cunt – Fuckin' A (Patac Records)
25. Coheed & Cambria – Year of the Black Rainbow (Columbia Records)
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
There's a band called Anal Cunt? Fuckin' A.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:04 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
They've actually been around a while.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:42 pm
by Goober McTuber
Probably not one of Tipper Gore's favorites.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:53 am
by Bizzarofelice
Martyred wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:and Arcade Fire is fucking awesome.
....nirvana's nevermind....
....my bloody valentine's loveless...
Arcade Fire in the context of Nevermind and Loveless?
Arcade Fire's first album is far far better than Nevermind.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Bizzarofelice wrote:Arcade Fire's first album is far far better than Nevermind.
No, it isn't.
Go back to listening to auto-tuned horseshit and let me know when you guys catch up to what's coming out of Britain these days.
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:42 am
by Bizzarofelice
Martyred wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Arcade Fire's first album is far far better than Nevermind.
No, it isn't.
yes it is. nevermind is a run-of-the-mill pop punk album with some raw nerves.
Go back to listening to auto-tuned horseshit and let me know when you guys catch up to what's coming out of Britain these days.
what does this even mean?
Re: Every Music Critic's Year-End Top 10 List Explained
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:06 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Go back to listening to auto-tuned horseshit and let me know when you guys catch up to what's coming out of Britain these days.
what does this even mean?
I just read that on some radical dude's Twitter account and thought it sounded "fresh". I actually don't know what it means to tell you the truth, imo.